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Hey Tare, if they itch so bad, just take 'em off... I can bring the sex toys back *wink*
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
We've learned to love the itch here, Joph. Just imagine running you fingers under the snowsuit and finding that sweet wool. Baby, I'm home. That's second base in Canada. Oooohhh yeah. HOT.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mmmm... sweet Eskimo loving.
Patrician's got a thing for wool you know. Gives him something to hold on to.
Patrician's got a thing for wool you know. Gives him something to hold on to.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well, we can't get those special sandpaper sex toys up here... only on the black market. So, we look for other outlets for sweet-chaffin'-moose-eskimo-love. Yep, when you come home a long day of logging...best to cuddle up in your best wooly suit.
C'mon up, Patrician. I'll learn you a thing or two.
C'mon up, Patrician. I'll learn you a thing or two.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hmmm?
What's that I hear?
Is that Tare practicing her bleating goat noise for Patrician?
What's that I hear?
Is that Tare practicing her bleating goat noise for Patrician?
Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.
Barack Obama
Laen - 105 Dru
Haam - 105 Sk
Laosha - 105 Shammy
Lutan - 105 Bard
Barack Obama
Laen - 105 Dru
Haam - 105 Sk
Laosha - 105 Shammy
Lutan - 105 Bard
Well I haven't bought any for a while.. Just keep forgetting... Normally if they get a few holes I toss them. But I have one pair of Calvin Klines that look like a piece of Swiss cheese. I just cant bring my self to toss them out... They are my lucky pair of jocks.
Nuff said. Jocks man here. (aka Briefs)
Dark
Nuff said. Jocks man here. (aka Briefs)
Dark
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
Actually, underwear for women is overrated. It's good for three things.
One week out of the month. Dressing up for someone you care enough for to impress. And keeping pantyhose from causing that horrid cameltoe.
One week out of the month. Dressing up for someone you care enough for to impress. And keeping pantyhose from causing that horrid cameltoe.
Underwear > pants zipper. 'nuff said...
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And keeping pantyhose from causing that horrid cameltoe.
Pantyhose is the devil! Thank God for my naturally caramel goodness.
Dirty triple post
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:40:18 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:40:18 2004 by Atomicflea
Dirty triple post
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:41:07 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:41:07 2004 by Atomicflea
nothing wrong with camels.Matter of fact,most men love to smoke a good camel ..............
ummm some woman too
Don't have a favorite pair, but I'll tell you about the funniest pair I have. Wife got me a banana hammock for christmas years ago. Was one of those christmas green colors with little sleigh bells on it. Had something written on it too. I laughed my **** off when I opened it on christmass day.
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:50:43 2004 by Visagoth
Edited, Tue Jan 27 09:50:43 2004 by Visagoth
Wow...it really was Christm-*** day that day, then. LOL, though...a banana hammock? I've got to remember that for my b/f next year.
On the camel toe note, I remember there was a girl I went to school with, back in the days of yore, who had the absolute worst camel toe ever. She came to be known as "Denise DoubleSausages"...
On the camel toe note, I remember there was a girl I went to school with, back in the days of yore, who had the absolute worst camel toe ever. She came to be known as "Denise DoubleSausages"...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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On the camel toe note, I remember there was a girl I went to school with, back in the days of yore, who had the absolute worst camel toe ever. She came to be known as "Denise DoubleSausages"...
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LOL
On the camel toe note, I remember there was a girl I went to school with, back in the days of yore, who had the absolute worst camel toe ever. She came to be known as "Denise DoubleSausages"...
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LOL
True story, Vis. Poor girl. She always wore those tight 1980's stretch pants too, to accentuate those lovely sausages. The best part of this story...she hasn't grown out of them. Saw her at my high school reunion, still serving us the breakfast of champs.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Underwear...
underwear...
How I itch in my woolly underwear!
Oh I wish I'd gotten
the pair of cotton
Then I wouldn't itch no more!
I have a taste for cotton Hanes boxers. They're in pretty good shape, though I do have 2-3 older threadbare boxers gthat i keep around, in emergencies (like when I go 2 weeks without doing laundry and run out of clean clothes). I had a cool pair of all-silk boxers, with little golfers on them, but the seam at the fly pulled apart and I kept getting my package caught in the threads. That's not cool!
underwear...
How I itch in my woolly underwear!
Oh I wish I'd gotten
the pair of cotton
Then I wouldn't itch no more!
I have a taste for cotton Hanes boxers. They're in pretty good shape, though I do have 2-3 older threadbare boxers gthat i keep around, in emergencies (like when I go 2 weeks without doing laundry and run out of clean clothes). I had a cool pair of all-silk boxers, with little golfers on them, but the seam at the fly pulled apart and I kept getting my package caught in the threads. That's not cool!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Crotchless pink lace panties. So my tool can swing back and forth under my kilt.
But is the crotch rotted out or did they start that way?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
/shudder
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Jophiel wrote:
But is the crotch rotted out or did they start that way?
Geez, didn't know you could buy panties with crotch already rotted out...
In other news, I now know where to get all the Manties I'll ever need. Phew.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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C'mon up, Patrician. I'll learn you a thing or two.
Bold statement. Teach me baby, teach me!
Ok, I'll start limbering up. You pack your booty and your thang, ok?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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