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i was going to post a joke of the day but someone allready beat me to it....


Fuggit here is mine.....

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Urban Warriors

A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, "Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila."

The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. "Where I come from," he explains, "we have plenty of fine wine."

The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. "Where I come from," he says slowly, "we never waste booze—and we have plenty of New Yorkers."

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Edit: here is another one.....

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Please Remove My Clothes...

Jane and Thomas had plans to go to an evening charity ball and so they advised Jeeves, their butler, that he could take the evening off to do as he pleased, since they would be out quite late.

The couple went to a ball and dinner. After an hour an a half, Jane told her husband that she was wretchedly bored and that she preferred to go home and finish some accounting work left undone...

Thomas responded that was fine, however he had to stay for a bit to meet with his new business partners.

Off Jane went, home alone... and found the butler, Jeeves, spread out on the couch watching a porno film (from Excalibur of course!).

She slowly moved towards him and sat down very seductively. She then told him to come closer. Then she motioned to him to come even closer.

She leaned forward and, in hushed tones, said, "Jeeves, please, take off my dress..."

"Now take off my bra..."

"Please remove my shoes and stockings."

"Now remove my garter belt and panties"

She then looked deep into his eyes and, in a sharp commanding voice, said, "And the next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"

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Edited, Wed Jan 21 11:51:19 2004 by Aadynn Litefoot