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Yes, I know. I did it on pupose... now that that is out of the way however...


1. You are cursed by an evil spirit, that you must spend the next year of your life as any object that is currently on your desk. What object do you choose to be?

2. What should I name my 4 baby guppies?


3. in 2000 words or less, describe your position on the hula hoop vs. slinkie as the greatest fundamental toy breakthrough of all time. Be sure to cite sources. Include diagrams for extra credit...

4. Rasin bread or no Rasin bread

5. In a fight to the death, who would win: The italian mafia vs. the russian mafia vs. the triads, vs. the Canadian chapter of the hells angles.

6. To be, or not to be?

7. Due to a gag order imposed by the Michael Jackson defense team, question 7 will not be seen here today. Instead, here's a button that doesn't work!


8. Have you read anything by David Drake?

9. If you could throw a snowball at anyone here, who would you throw it at? (it's a fluffy non damaging snowball with no rocks inside...)

10. Is this the end of this poll?

coffee pot cause thats the 1 thing guranteed to survive.

Angua Merrikat flea and skeet

slinky so many more ways to use it as a violent weapon.

Rasin bread

the triads

to be or not to be what ? to be god yes? to be smasharoo? no !

guilty as charged!

no

you... then id take the really hard one with big rock inside and throw it at smash......

Ni!Ni!

1. How about at someone else's desk? Cause if that could be the case, then I would be the thong of the cute blond that sits beside me. :)

2. This, That, The Other and Fish

3. The physics needed to provide maximum enjoyment from a hula hoop dictate that the skinkie has to win.

4. Mmmm. Raising bread toast with gobs of butter.

5. While the Italians may be suprised by the force and brutality of the triads and the russian mob, they will win in the end due to the obligation to vendetta.

6. Not two bees. I swell up.

7. Regardless of guilt or innocence, fry the ******* because his nose is soooo scary.

8. ****, I missed the question.

9. Smashs, probably.

10. It would appear so.

1. My phone, and I would make it so I would never ring.

2. John, Paul, Ringo, and George.

3. No

4. No rasins

5. Triads

6.I'm on the fence on that one :p

7. Curious, worked for me.

8. I can neither confirm nor deny that fact.

9. I could get all of you with one shot.

10. We can hope.

1. My keyboard - my buttons being pushed for good or ill.
2. One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
3. Gotta go with the hoop. Women just don't undulate while playing with slinkies.
4. Mmmm...razin toast (want cinnamon, though).
5. The russians. Things have been so rough for them for such a long time, they would just bear down and do it.
6. Imbibio ergo sum.
7. A 'gag' order. How ironic.
8. Yah, a few Hammer's Slammers, and short stories. Didn't he cowrite 1633 with Eric Flint?
9. Mmmm...whoever lives farthest south. Get me out of the Great White North.
10. Depends (no, not the undergarment)

1. You are cursed by an evil spirit, that you must spend the next year of your life as any object that is currently on your desk. What object do you choose to be?

I want to be the bottle of Lubriderm lotion that is currently sitting on my desk. Hopefully at some point Merri will suffer from some harmless but annoying dry skin and feel the need to use me. Rawr!


2. What should I name my 4 baby guppies?

Feline delicacy.


3. in 2000 words or less, describe your position on the hula hoop vs. slinkie as the greatest fundamental toy breakthrough of all time. Be sure to cite sources. Include diagrams for extra credit...

Don't think I ever owned either one. Slinkies strike me as more fun since swinging something on my hips sounds more like work than play. However, The Hudsucker Proxy was an awesome movie, so my vote goes to the brightly colored plastic ring. You know, for kids!


4. Rasin bread or no Rasin bread

Rasin bread, with some Zucchini bread thrown in as a side dish.


5. In a fight to the death, who would win: The italian mafia vs. the russian mafia vs. the triads, vs. the Canadian chapter of the hells angles.

There are no winners in violence.


6. To be, or not to be?

Not to be.


7. Due to a gag order imposed by the Michael Jackson defense team, question 7 will not be seen here today. Instead, here's a button that doesn't work!

Does that button signify the law?


8. Have you read anything by David Drake?

Unfortunately, no.


9. If you could throw a snowball at anyone here, who would you throw it at? (it's a fluffy non damaging snowball with no rocks inside...)

Ohhh choices, choices. I'm going to throw one at Flea for not answering my barage of email I sent her the other night when bored.


10. Is this the end of this poll?

I hope so, cause I need to go get ready to run errands.

Dude, that's DEEP, yo.



/goes to check email

1. You are cursed by an evil spirit, that you must spend the next year of your life as any object that is currently on your desk. What object do you choose to be?

My Sunglasses.

2. What should I name my 4 baby guppies?

Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp


3. in 2000 words or less, describe your position on the hula hoop vs. slinkie as the greatest fundamental toy breakthrough of all time. Be sure to cite sources. Include diagrams for extra credit...

Slinky.... cuz when you put it to your ear and wiggle it while its streached out hanging to the floor, it sounds like thunder....

4. Rasin bread or no Rasin bread

Neither... All about the Banana Bread

5. In a fight to the death, who would win: The italian mafia vs. the russian mafia vs. the triads, vs. the Canadian chapter of the hells angles.

The Italians - they are friggin organized...

6. To be, or not to be?

To Be..... just because....

7. Due to a gag order imposed by the Michael Jackson defense team, question 7 will not be seen here today. Instead, here's a button that doesn't work!

Q. Why did michael jackson join the betty ford clinic?
A. He wanted to kick his 14 y/o crack habit...


8. Have you read anything by David Drake?

Who?

9. If you could throw a snowball at anyone here, who would you throw it at? (it's a fluffy non damaging snowball with no rocks inside...)

Myself... just toss it up in the air and let it land on my head....

10. Is this the end of this poll?

this one..... yes..... another one? no.......

/hijack on

Here it is 2:00pm pacific time and I'm still in my pj's. After I finish surfing the boards it'll be time to take a shower then head off to the store. While there I'll buy some hamburger, buns, mustard, ketchup, relish, tomato's and a few other assorted household items.

I have a few questions for some of you.

Does the "leanest" ground beef (the 9% fat stuff) sell fairly well or am I one of the very few that actually pays the ungodly amount for it?

My wife likes regular French's Mustard while I do the honey mustard (doesn't really matter what brand). Do you and your significant other have something similar?

When it comes to hamburger buns I'm not picky at all. Heck, two pieces of bread would satisify me. My wife really liked the whole wheat buns so to make her happy (that's way up there on my list of priorities btw) I always get whole wheat buns. Who can tell the difference between whole wheat buns and regular buns/bread and is it really that significant of a difference?

/hijack off

Sorry Kaolian, couldn't resist. I did it on purpose.

I would be my monitor, I could make the images of dead relitives appear on myself and make anyone who uses me **** themselves, plus I would still be able to see **** in some fashion.



My sister has guppies herself, her trick is don't name them because they die before it matters, so they all are reffered to by there distinguishing marks, yellow tail, blue fin, etc.




I could never get a hula hoop to work, so slinky is the best ohh ya diagram --> O (It's a slinkie viewed from above)



Raisn bread, freshly toasted with appel butter mmmmm



The triads, no question. I would like to see the Canadian chapter of the hells angles vs the village people that would be a pretty even match.



Hang on I will do this from memory:

To be, or not to be, that is the question
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
Or to take arms against a sea of trouble and in opposing them to die, to sleep, no more.
Once we have shuffled off the mortal coil, must give us pause, for in the sleep of death what dreams may come.

Ok thats about all I can remember, it was a long time ago since High School drama!



I just launched a scud against russia didn't I?




Nope



Jesus



This one, yes, all of them, god only hopes.

My diagram kicks ***, go ahead, go click on it. See a diagram in it's most perfect form.

Queen Skeet

1. You are cursed by an evil spirit, that you must spend the next year of your life as any object that is currently on your desk. What object do you choose to be?

Probably not the day old cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee. I think there is a good chance that the picture of my wife and I will survive the year so that may be a good idea, or perhaps my stapler...it gets to leave the desk frequently.

2. What should I name my 4 baby guppies?

Name the clever and well mannered one Taco, and name the first one you have to flush Patrician.

3. in 2000 words or less, describe your position on the hula hoop vs. slinkie as the greatest fundamental toy breakthrough of all time. Be sure to cite sources. Include diagrams for extra credit...

Though I am no expert on the topic, I claim that the invention of Silly Putty is much more important than either of the two...not to mention the invent of the atari 2600. My life would not be what it is today if not for the hours I spent destroying AT-ATs on the old atari console.

4. Rasin bread or no Rasin bread

Raisin bread is for pussies.

5. In a fight to the death, who would win: The italian mafia vs. the russian mafia vs. the triads, vs. the Canadian chapter of the hells angles.

On any given day, it is a toss up.

6. To be, or not to be?

To be, but not to be a member of the Canadian chapter of the hells angels.

7. Due to a gag order imposed by the Michael Jackson defense team, question 7 will not be seen here today. Instead, here's a button that doesn't work!

Bummer. I was looking forward to question number 7.


8. Have you read anything by David Drake?

No. Should I have?

9. If you could throw a snowball at anyone here, who would you throw it at? (it's a fluffy non damaging snowball with no rocks inside...) \

No rocks? I would probably throw a snowball at Totem, because he is a ****.

10. Is this the end of this poll?

For me it is.

Tacosid

Edited, Tue Jan 20 21:31:55 2004 by Tacosid

Actually it was a minuteman III, but yeah...