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I do own a white, Mitsubishi Eclipse. Is that close enough?

I've gone through many cars.

T-top Cordoba, 82 Thunderbird, 84 F-250 Truck, 80-something Cadilac, 80-something El Camino, 82? Ford Courier, 91 Oldsmobile Cutlass Siera.

My Mom and I owned an Auto body shop, I'd sand the car, fix the dents, tape it up, draw any designs that the customer wanted so my Mom could see it and she'd paint the car.

All the Homies and Vatos in our town came to us to pimp out their low riders.

It's a strange thing, airbrushing a breast on a hood and your mother telling you to make the nipple look a little bit harder.

Sometimes we received a car or two as payment for paint jobs. Then we'd fix them up and I'd get to drive them to school.

Also made a killing as a kid, making and selling low-rider bikes.

How about a 92 Nissan Sentra with a drivers side door that is different in color than the rest of the car, and a stereo system that cost me more than the car (the car was free)?

WOW, I never new that being an accountant was so exciting/rewarding. I'm gonna quit my pathetic dead-end IT job and become one today! Bring on the ski trips!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post 96 Eclipse, yes. But mine is of the true ***** car type.

Kind of like this one here:

http://lowb.org/eric/images/Home/Eclipse.jpg

But cooler, and without the gay spoiler on the back.



(psst, hey, Totem, don't worry, nobody else can see this. Quiet down man, you're going to blow my cover. I actually am an Under cover spy. I've been following Smash around. Yes, Smash is a spy as well. He is a spy from Dyslexia, a country just south of Sweden. They come to our country and disguise themselves as disgruntled, intelligent people with "too much important activities to do" to be worried with saying anything of value or defending any remark about them other than with a sad attempt of being sarcastic by saying "yes, I am a fry-o-later worker" or something to that extent. Basically what they do is join forums and post a lot of pure bull ****, occasionally posting something funny that they read on another forum or news article. Yes, I know you must be wondering why I've been ordered to follow them around, since it seems the USA has greater things to spend money on, but what can I say? Bush says there is a clear and present danger, so I have to follow orders. I'll now resume normal post mode)

While we're on the subject of cars. What do you drive? If I had to guess by your recent demeanor, I'd say a nice maroon minivan. Plenty of room for your "loving kids" and "baked goods".

How many of you wanted to be like Jesse? Eh? Come on, fess up you ****'s. He was the "cool" one with the hot wife.

And I don't care what anybody says, I still gag at the thought of anything sexual with the twins. I don't care what they look like now, I still see that little girl that loved chocolate cake.

That's Gross!! Stop it!

Yuck. When you said cover them in edibles it reminded me of when she'd dig into a chocolate cake and have cake all over her face.

Nope. Not for me. That's just wrong.

I always wanted to be Skippy from Family Ties...

That's cool, Skeeter. I knew deep down that you weren't really an accountant, and that you were just messin' with my head, dawg. I had a feeling that Super Spy was somewhere in your job description. I just knew it. Suh-weeeet. Now I can get back into my CZ, GMJO, and resume the CJ.

You da man.

Totem

PS: My car is a tree hugging, druid worshipping, Green Peace activist, card carrying PETA-vehicle: the Prius.

Coo...

But it's fun busting his chops. ;)

Totem

Lol, damn, I thought the name change and picture would throw you off.



I do have the most stoopid-fresh three-hole punch. And as for my computer, I opened up my fly accounting software, and took a screen shot of my desk top with the program minimized in the task bar. Then I made that my background, and moved all my icons into a folder and stuck it in the bottom right hand of the screen, then made my task bar positioned to the right of my screen, instead of at the bottom, and put it on auto-hide.

Now when any trick-*** fool tries to come use my computer, jacking up my ****, they can't click on a mothaf*cking thing because I fooled their punkass!



Amen to that sistah!

I've been thinking about switching to Wu-tang Clan Financials, to diversify my bonds and ****.

And dawg, I eased your mind, now do you have anything to tell me? Or are you about to host America's Stupidest Home Videos?

Yeah, I read this wrong. Perhaps because were I a man, I'd definately "open my fly" and **** all over my POS computer. Oh yes!

Being a girl, it's a tad bit more uncomfortable and I'd probably just make a mess of it. Or electrocute myself.

You're my hero today Skeet. Anyone that can make accounting sound interesting rocks.

It's a good thing I didn't tell my story about the petrified rooster.

Who knows what kind of mental images that would have made.