My Dad actually told me in simple nonexplicit terms how a woman gets pregnant, but I came away with this notion that a man has like garden hose thing which reels up on a spool like you see on the side of houses. In my imagination when trying to picture it I saw this snake-like appendage-- more like an elephant's trunk really --groping around under the covers searching for an elusive opening.
It was all very confusing to me until later...
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