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#27 Jan 24 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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My Dad actually told me in simple nonexplicit terms how a woman gets pregnant, but I came away with this notion that a man has like garden hose thing which reels up on a spool like you see on the side of houses. In my imagination when trying to picture it I saw this snake-like appendage-- more like an elephant's trunk really --groping around under the covers searching for an elusive opening.

It was all very confusing to me until later...

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#28 Jan 24 2004 at 12:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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but I came away with this notion that a man has like garden hose thing which reels up on a spool like you see on the side of houses. In my imagination when trying to picture it I saw this snake-like appendage-- more like an elephant's trunk really --groping around under the covers searching for an elusive opening.

It was all very confusing to me until later...

Totem


Oh, that explains why you seemed so inexperienced our first time.

Don't worry, I'll be gentle. Genteler than you can even imagine.
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