It seems I can't go on one of these threads without you bringing an unnatural sexual image to mind today, Skeet.
That's my honey!
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Will be a lot easier to try it out tonight if I get the idea floating around in your head now.
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
This may sound dumb, but me offending Mren kind of upset me a bit. It was not intentional, and I resolved to correct it. However, I ran into a roadblock: I poked fun at his disability once, and won't do it again, but how can I make a light hearted caricature of a man in a wheelchair without making some note of his disability?
I'm not a good enough artist to create something like that. So, this is what I did. I put on some funk (Robert Randolph and the Family Band makes my nipples hard), smoked a couple ciggarettes, and thought about partying in Mren's wagon and wondering what it would look like. Send him out for beer! Yeah, that's a great picture idea. Wait, how will he carry back the beer?
Anyway, you see the problems. I just don't know enough about the disability. ******* sucks, to be honest. So I added a platform to your chair, Mren, and stuck some kegs on it.
Alas, it didn't turn out as good as I'd hoped. This is the worst of the bunch, but I assure you, I had good intentions. Without further adu, I give you:
Mren's Wagon of Funk.
I'm not a good enough artist to create something like that. So, this is what I did. I put on some funk (Robert Randolph and the Family Band makes my nipples hard), smoked a couple ciggarettes, and thought about partying in Mren's wagon and wondering what it would look like. Send him out for beer! Yeah, that's a great picture idea. Wait, how will he carry back the beer?
Anyway, you see the problems. I just don't know enough about the disability. ******* sucks, to be honest. So I added a platform to your chair, Mren, and stuck some kegs on it.
Alas, it didn't turn out as good as I'd hoped. This is the worst of the bunch, but I assure you, I had good intentions. Without further adu, I give you:
Mren's Wagon of Funk.
Merrikat.
If he ever was truly offended,Mrens needs to suck it up just like the rest of us. His disability is part of who he is, not the sum total (much like Smash's liberalism, Moebius' conservativism, my Catholicism, your sexual preference, Skeet's being an accountant and Totem's baking).
Mrens,from the old Indians thread:
See? He doesn't care! Rest easy.
Edited, Thu Jan 22 14:00:54 2004 by Atomicflea
If he ever was truly offended,Mrens needs to suck it up just like the rest of us. His disability is part of who he is, not the sum total (much like Smash's liberalism, Moebius' conservativism, my Catholicism, your sexual preference, Skeet's being an accountant and Totem's baking).
Mrens,from the old Indians thread:
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I don't really care what you think of the crippled community, because quite frankly the cripple community is just what you described, a bunch of self serving @#%^s who no one has the guts to tell them to stop, im not like that, and could care less if someone I never met thought that of me. Are you a bigot for thinking that, @#%^ no.
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Do I care that you think the entire crippled community is a bunch of lawless perverts who do as they please cause no one has the balls to tell them to stop. Nope, mostly because the majority of people in wheelchairs ARE like that, bunch of @#%^ing @#%^s who thinks the world owes them because they can't walk, well boo @#%^ing hoo you want to be called a handicapable son of a *****. Behave like a normal human and be treated as such. No one owes you sh*t, take it up with your god (
See? He doesn't care! Rest easy.
Edited, Thu Jan 22 14:00:54 2004 by Atomicflea
Just drive out to the store for beer! He gets all the best parking spots anyhow.
If you really believe that, hand over your decal, there is a sweet parking spot at the Suntrust bank in the Safeway down the street that is always open, but I can't park there. Would make my daily deposits go a lot quicker.
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Behave like a normal human and be treated as such. No one owes you sh*t, take it up with your god
If you really believe that, hand over your decal, there is a sweet parking spot at the Suntrust bank in the Safeway down the street that is always open, but I can't park there. Would make my daily deposits go a lot quicker.
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And Angua. I'll get you for that one. Just you wait.
Yeah, cause you know Merri is all about telling the truth. =p
Does that mean I shouldn't come to you for banana advice?
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Well, Skeet, I can let you know how it goes after I shove one up Merri's ***. That work?
WOW - that's hot stuff!
/closes office door
/closes office door
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Good enough for me!
Film at 11?
Film at 11?
Merri those two of you and Angua are perrrrfect.I liked yours the best, made me laugh
Ditto to what johnnny said. He's got a good eye.
Love them both.
So Skeet, is that a murderer or a number-cruncher?
So Skeet, is that a murderer or a number-cruncher?
Depends on whether or not you keep yo **** off his desk.
*Shrug* I'm sorry that you felt bad, I really honestly don't care that someone refers to me as cripple, or god forbid they actually mention the fact that im a wheelchair, bastards!
Yes im in a chair and accepted it, nothing any random person on a message board could get more of a reaction then silent indignation.
So yes depecting me in a wheelchair isint offensive at all, however depecting me in a wheelchair, with no legs, running into a wall is a little diffrent, surely you can see the diffrence.
And I do like the new one :)
Yes im in a chair and accepted it, nothing any random person on a message board could get more of a reaction then silent indignation.
So yes depecting me in a wheelchair isint offensive at all, however depecting me in a wheelchair, with no legs, running into a wall is a little diffrent, surely you can see the diffrence.
And I do like the new one :)
How about you with one leg, running into a big pile of ****? Would that be a little less offensive? A bit more?
Well, I guess we shouldn't really call it running into a wall, now should we?
Well, I guess we shouldn't really call it running into a wall, now should we?
Or maybe one with two rubbery boneless legs tied in a knot while you plummet over the side of a tall ledge, chair toppling over after you? :)
Daaaammnnn.
I've been out-done! I was the one that was supposed to be really offensive on this thread!
I've been out-done! I was the one that was supposed to be really offensive on this thread!
You should have seen the touble I had cutting the tits and hair off the one with no legs, Mren. It was a nightmare.
Well fu'ck....
I quit!
I quit!
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You should have seen the touble I had cutting the tits and hair off the one with no legs
If we took that quote out of contex we could have you commited in an instant.
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If you really believe that, hand over your decal, there is a sweet parking spot at the Suntrust bank in the Safeway down the street that is always open, but I can't park there. Would make my daily deposits go a lot quicker.
Just because the world dosent owe me dosen't mean im not gonna take more then im intitled to.
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Just because the world dosent owe me dosen't mean im not gonna take more then im intitled to.
Aaaaaaaaannnnd welcome to being a Minority! The dip is to your right.
Mmmmm. "Chocolate" covered bananas.
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