Okay, I am need of distraction yet again today. Let's play a little game. It will be a board personality guessing game. Imagine that you have been whicked away to a television studio where you find yourself on the set of famed seventies gameshow, "This Is Your Life." Behind the opaque screen you see the outline of a person. They give you clue number one:
I have been classified by certain unsavory characters on the board as a "twat licking fiend."
You stroke your chin in deliberation. Clue number 2.
I got a premium membership for Christmas, even though I was baaad.
You scratch your arse in concentration. Clue number 3.
You feel a surge of excitement!! It's, it's, it's....
Ok, ok, you get the idea. Now you try it, and entertain me!!