Joke of the Day 1-13-04Follow

Case of mistaken identity

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The Grand Wizard...

Way down south, there was a popular minister of a very large congregation, who, after giving a particularly moving sermon, said: "Friends, I have been hearing some very nasty rumors!"

Total silence fell across the congregation.

"One of you, my faithful followers, has been saying that I am a member of the Ku Klux Klan. This is not true! I am now asking that the guilty party stand up and confess, apologizing here before my flock."

A pretty woman, sitting in the first pew, stood up: "Preacher, I don't know how this came to be. All I said was that you're a wizard under the sheets."

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