Oh! That tickled! Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Lesson 1. Grow some balls! If you have something to say, put it out there. Your lacking in the "HEAT" department. Wonder why they keep at it? Besides that I love to annoy the hell out of 'em! It's because of this nifty flame retardent suit I wear, and my self-righting stance.
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LOL...YOU are going to give a lesson in flaming?? Now, this should be good.
Listen up, Troglodyte, I'm going to give you your first lesson in grammar. Now, get your fishy **** over here!
Edited, Wed Jan 14 22:09:11 2004 by taredoru
The Glorious Cherrabwyn wrote:
Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Listen up, Troglodyte, I'm going to give you your first lesson in grammar. Now, get your fishy **** over here!
Edited, Wed Jan 14 22:09:11 2004 by taredoru
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No way man! You're going to have way too much fun! Keep your hands to yourself. This is my grammar. BAD TAREDU! MUAHH!!
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Oh! That tickled!
Playing with the man in the canoe while reading your newly received flames is a sure sign of a "bottom". Masochism is a good thing though.
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Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Nice one. I almost fell out of my chair laughing when I read that. The very idea of someone being bad enough at flaming that you would be able to provide a lesson. The head smims in giddiness.
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Lesson 1. Grow some balls!
Not really necessary. There are plenty of people posting here who lack outdoor plumbing that can and have singed the unibrow off your forehead.
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Your lacking in the "HEAT" department.
Yeah, cause it's not like you have purchased land in the Northwest Territory or anything. "HEAT" from Katielynn is generally measured on the Kelvin scale. numbers that small wouldn't thaw ice on Ferenheit.
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Wonder why they keep at it? Besides that I love to annoy the hell out of 'em!
No, that'd pretty much be it, right there.
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Wonder why they keep at it?
Well, I for one, loved to pick on children an retards back when I was in school, and it seems that old habits die hard. Thanks for asking, though. Your interest in me would be flattering, except that you're probably the most unimpressive person alive.
By the way, your longing to be Thundra is showing. Your gratuitous use of the word "****"= trying too hard. Don't hurt yourself.
Edited, Wed Jan 14 22:20:15 2004 by Atomicflea
Oy Mobeious! The laughter is returned. Quite made me chuckle, even. Thats a first on these boards in quite a while. Do it again!
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Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Inner thoughts of Katie: "I see smart people use commas all the time, I can use them too!"
Commas actually have a purpose, dear Katie. It's sort of, a pause, so to say.
Example: "So the other day I, went to the store" = bad.
"So, the other day I went to the store" = good.
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flame retardent suit I wear
Sorry folks, let me clear that up for you. She meant "flaming retarded suit".
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and my self-righting stance.
Um... Sorry. I can't help you there. I have no idea what the hell you are trying to say with that. Self-righting stance?
/boggle
Don't let all this confuse the truth though, Katie and I are good friends. I stopped by Wal-mart to check out your gift registry for your wedding. To everybody bringing gifts: I already picked up the Vagisil, so don't worry about picking that up.
On second thought, she needs as much of that as she can get. Go ahead and get it, I'll be sure to pick up a few more tubes.
Queen Skeet
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You, my **** licking fiend
That was a very pitiful remark from a even more pitiful person. Obviously somebody that has been beat down profusely and is lashing out in a feeble attempt to save face.
Very sad Katie, even for you. You should stick with "Get ************* it's close to working, really. A+ material, all the way.
Ok, this is getting boring. Kind of like listening to an Asian man say Fried Rice, funny the first 100 times or so, but even that eventually gets old.
To sum up what we all learned from "The Katie Experiment"
Katie is a moron, an idiot, a ****** *****, a lazy *****, and has no idea of when to call it quits and 'quit while she is ahead'.
Ok, so she never was ahead, you get what I'm sayin' though.
Queen Skeet
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Um... Sorry. I can't help you there. I have no idea what the hell you are trying to say with that. Self-righting stance?
/boggle
/boggle
One has to give the benifit of the doubt at times, so I would have to assume it is referring to the verb "to right", as in to set one's self "right side up". Webters defines it as "To put in, or restore to, an upright or proper position". Dash cunning of her to use words in a manner which would indicate a level of intelligence somewhere between coco the gorilla and my retarded 8 year old cousin.
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Oh! That tickled! Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Lesson 1. Grow some balls! If you have something to say, put it out there. Your lacking in the "HEAT" department. Wonder why they keep at it? Besides that I love to annoy the hell out of 'em! It's because of this nifty flame retardent suit I wear, and my self-righting stance.
Lesson 1. Grow some balls! If you have something to say, put it out there. Your lacking in the "HEAT" department. Wonder why they keep at it? Besides that I love to annoy the hell out of 'em! It's because of this nifty flame retardent suit I wear, and my self-righting stance.
I wish I could hear Katie's thought process in Dolby surround sound. She is bonkers.
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Sorry folks, let me clear that up for you. She meant "flaming retarded suit".
Damn you, Skeet! I wasted perfectly good coffee by spewing it all over my desk.
I can quit drinking coffee any time I want.
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Speaking of people who have "new found confidence".... Our, meek,kind, considerate, skeet/thundra lap dog wants to mingle her 2 cents. You, my **** licking fiend, are one of the many "Thundra Cronies" I was speaking of..
Oh, I feel so special! Katie noticed me! /swoon
Where the hell have you been? I haven't been meek, kind, or considerate in weeks.
And no, I don't have to be a "lap dog" to think you're an idiot. You make it clear every time you post. =)
Have a nice day, sweetie!
My bad.
Good thing I'm not a multi-tasker. When I need a drink, I grab my cup, drink some, set it down, then go back to what I was doing.
Queen Skeet
Good thing I'm not a multi-tasker. When I need a drink, I grab my cup, drink some, set it down, then go back to what I was doing.
Queen Skeet
You're right Skeet. that was one hell of an **** raping.
Sorry Katie I don't have and pillows for you to sit on to ease the pain.
Edit: You can count on Skeet to give out a ravenous beast Sodomy.
Edited, Thu Jan 15 11:50:16 2004 by SpenceDMann
Sorry Katie I don't have and pillows for you to sit on to ease the pain.
Edit: You can count on Skeet to give out a ravenous beast Sodomy.
Edited, Thu Jan 15 11:50:16 2004 by SpenceDMann
SpenceDMann wrote:
You're right Skeet. that was one hell of an **** raping.
Skeet, did you sodomize Katie??? Oh dear.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
ewwwwwwwwwwww
Time to lighten up this thread.
Note the backup dancers. Don't they look like they are tweaking boobies like a 14 year old would? In case you didn't guess this already, you should turn the volume down. Not obscene, though.
Note the backup dancers. Don't they look like they are tweaking boobies like a 14 year old would? In case you didn't guess this already, you should turn the volume down. Not obscene, though.
Flea! How the hell do you find this stuff? And what's with that guy getting b*tch-slapped with a fish? Ha ha ha...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
that was funny Flea 
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