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Listen up light weight gonna give you, your first lesson in flaming.
Inner thoughts of Katie: "I see smart people use commas all the time, I can use them too!"
Commas actually have a purpose, dear Katie. It's sort of, a pause, so to say.
Example: "So the other day I, went to the store" = bad.
"So, the other day I went to the store" = good.
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flame retardent suit I wear
Sorry folks, let me clear that up for you. She meant "flaming retarded suit".
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and my self-righting stance.
Um... Sorry. I can't help you there. I have no idea what the hell you are trying to say with that. Self-righting stance?
/boggle
Don't let all this confuse the truth though, Katie and I are good friends. I stopped by Wal-mart to check out your gift registry for your wedding. To everybody bringing gifts: I already picked up the Vagisil, so don't worry about picking that up.
On second thought, she needs as much of that as she can get. Go ahead and get it, I'll be sure to pick up a few more tubes.
Queen Skeet