Joke of the Day 1-9-04Follow

Tastes like Chicken!!!!!

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Fine Dining...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The owner, Francois, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and then order."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath: "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Amazed and astonished, the owner walks towards the kitchen. He then tells Mary, the cook, who happens to be his wife, what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you," apologized Francois. "I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says: "That smells great, I'll take the Macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man must be faking it, and so tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

Sure enough, the blind guy returns the following week, but this time Francois sees him coming and runs into the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork around your ***** before I take it to the blind man."

Mary, mystified, complies with Francois' request.

As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon sir," said Francois. "This time I remembered you and I have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, looks quite surprised and says: "Hey, I didn't know that Mary worked here."

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