Before one of you fu[i][/i]ckers accuse me of being Captain Originality, blow me.
As for you, Cap'n, I encourage you to continue positioning me in such a way that it's clear to everyone here I am the focal point of your existence, but I'd prefer that you did it intelligently- so that when I respond and humiliate you, I look that much better in comparison.
Any time someone creates a thread with my name in the title it's like winning the lottery. Unfortunately, in your case, the lotto ticket was a buck, and the grand prize was a nickel; better than nothing, but not by much.
Idol of idiot-worshippers.