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#1 Jan 06 2004 at 11:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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There has to be some legal way I can keep my super-cool silver PT cruiser. My dealership gave it to me since I showed up late for my drop-off. I have it for one glorious day where I can pimp like a 40s gangster, then I have to give it back. Say it ain't so.
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#2 Jan 06 2004 at 11:53 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, with Merri's assistance I've come up with the perfect plan!

First, you must get ahold of some explosives. Next <insert brilliant plot here> blow up the place you got the car from, destorying all records.

Providing you don't want to kill anyone, you will need to kidnap the person that rented you the car, and hypnotise them, erasing all memory of yourself from their mind.

Next, change your name, paint the car, and move at least 2,000 miles away.

Hey, it could work.


Edit: Somehow I missed the "legal" part of your post. Isn't it only illegal if you get caught?

Edited, Tue Jan 6 23:53:49 2004 by Angua
#3 Jan 06 2004 at 11:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm seriously considering it. I'll let you know how it goes.

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#4 Jan 07 2004 at 12:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whoa- wait a minute. I had no idea you were a senior citizen, Flea. I was under the distinct impression you were a young li'll thang and had no need for walkers, arthritis meds, and stool softeners.

Why would I say this you ask? Well, it has come to my attention that the PT Cruiser is an old fogies ride, driven strictly by bluehairs trying to regain their youth. Heck, I don't even qualify to drive one at my ripe old age.

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#5 Jan 07 2004 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whoa- wait a minute. I had no idea you were a senior citizen, Flea.
Not at all. I am one of those Betty Paige types that loves my red lipstick, hair over one eye and a fantastic leg peeking out of a huge silver shiny car, especially if they all happen to be mine.

A little stool softener is never bad, though.
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#6 Jan 07 2004 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I am one of those Betty Paige types that loves my red lipstick, hair over one eye and a fantastic leg...


This is one of those things I need to see to believe. So pic please.
#7 Jan 07 2004 at 12:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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You've never seen Betty? You poor soul.

Here ya go.
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#8 Jan 07 2004 at 7:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Go Betty!
Go Betty!
OOH OOH!
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