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#927 Jul 01 2014 at 4:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just have to finish of course... 15 saves today, goodness.
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#928 Jul 01 2014 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Welp, I'm out for the night. Been screaming all day and it hurts. Take it easy, folks. Always fun to watch this crap with other people.
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#929 Jul 01 2014 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Of course, but Dempsey isn't a world class striker

He isn't, it's true, but he's probably underrated. When he was at Spurs he was horrible, but let's be honest, Spurs is a terrible place to play for about everyone.

I would not be surprised if Belgium beat Argentina.

Pfff. The FIFA script clearly reads "Brazil-Argentina" final. Messi scores 5 if you put him in Dempsey's boots today.
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#930 Jul 04 2014 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Time for more football: Germany - France, any predictions? I'm guessing 3 - 2 for Germany.

Edited, Jul 4th 2014 5:27pm by Aethien
#931 Jul 04 2014 at 10:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds reasonable. Smiley: thumbsup
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#932 Jul 04 2014 at 11:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not many shots this game
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#933 Jul 04 2014 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Not as exciting as the names on the ticket would make you think. Smiley: frown
#934 Jul 04 2014 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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At least I had the goal difference right...
#935 Jul 04 2014 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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That last shot, you don't get much closer to tying it up at the end.
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#936 Jul 04 2014 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Except when Neuer is keeping, then it's just not good enough.
#937 Jul 04 2014 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Typical zee Germans performance, boring, efficient, inevitable. Disappointing lack of urgency by the frenchies most of the last half.

On to Columbia beating Brazil!
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#938 Jul 04 2014 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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On to Columbia beating Brazil!
I really hope that will happen.
#939 Jul 04 2014 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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Well that was quick...
#940 Jul 04 2014 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Already a much better looking Brazil. Hopefully they keep it up
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#941 Jul 04 2014 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'd rather see Colombia win, but if Brazil has to win then let it be with good football.

edit: and every Brazilian heart just skipped a beat.

Edited, Jul 4th 2014 10:13pm by Aethien
#942 Jul 04 2014 at 2:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Hulk looks great today.
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#943 Jul 04 2014 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Not particularly impressed by Hulk, Thiago Silva though is by far the best man on Brazil's side.
#944 Jul 04 2014 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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Colombia needs to score soon or this match will fizzle out in a flurry of fouls.

edit: and yet another argument for a video referee.

Edited, Jul 4th 2014 11:30pm by Aethien
#945 Jul 04 2014 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Brazil has big *** grasshoppers.
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#946 Jul 04 2014 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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And check out their melons.
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#947 Jul 04 2014 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
Apparently, the foul on Neymar fractured one of his vertebrate. He's out for the rest of the cup.

If I were Zuniga, I'd be booking my flight home sooner rather than later.
#948 Jul 05 2014 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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Same for the ref, his unwillingness to hand out cards and complete lack of control over the game allowed for far too many risks for players.
#949 Jul 05 2014 at 10:31 AM Rating: Good
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Go Belgium go!

Edit: Belgium's defense looks like a leaky bucket and Mirallas is playing like his legs are made of paper...

Edited, Jul 5th 2014 6:36pm by Aethien
#950 Jul 05 2014 at 12:54 PM Rating: Good
I was sitting outside a little cafe in Altona in Hamburg watching the game yesterday. They had set up a big screen television and arranged chairs theater style around it. Things were very busy and lots of drinks were purchased. Instead of raucous cheering at the end, there was polite applause from the group of Germans. It caught me off guard.

Then shortly after the hooligans came out with impromptu paraders, wrapped in German flags and screaming throughout the night. Smiley: laugh
#951 Jul 05 2014 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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good luck Orange!
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