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#802 Jun 30 2014 at 3:05 PM Rating: Good
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Seriously, get the guy a cape and a shirt with a picture of his beard on it.
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#803 Jun 30 2014 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, Germany is going to win this.
#804 Jun 30 2014 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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They're gonna need a hedgeclipper to depower that keeper.
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#805 Jun 30 2014 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
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Doesn't matter, sooner or later a German is going to find a way past him.
#806 Jun 30 2014 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Butt cramp
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#807 Jun 30 2014 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Horrible, horrible pass.
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#808 Jun 30 2014 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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That bit was intense.

His superpowers are still active, though.
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#809 Jun 30 2014 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Müller is such a brilliant player, not particularly lucky today but man he's good.
#810 Jun 30 2014 at 3:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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So many shots
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#811 Jun 30 2014 at 3:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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So many cramping muscles
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#812 Jun 30 2014 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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I think that guy is dead.

Nevermind, hit his arm not face. Looked like a murder for a second.

Edited, Jun 30th 2014 5:42pm by lolgaxe
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#813 Jun 30 2014 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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They ****** up royally there.
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#814 Jun 30 2014 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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This free kick will go down in history Smiley: lol
#815 Jun 30 2014 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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That was risky, crazy goalie
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#816 Jun 30 2014 at 3:46 PM Rating: Good
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Also, despite the many more actions the Algerian keeper is still the second best keeper on the pitch.
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Germany, Germany, Germany...

Smiley: disappointed

They've looked anything but a contender for the finals lately.
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#818 Jun 30 2014 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Also, despite the many more actions the Algerian keeper is still the second best keeper on the pitch.
I don't quite grasp the meaning of those words in that sequence, so I choose to believe he's a witch.
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#819 Jun 30 2014 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Also, despite the many more actions the Algerian keeper is still the second best keeper on the pitch.
I don't quite grasp the meaning of those words in that sequence, so I choose to believe he's a witch.
Neuer > M'Bolhi.

M'Bolhi has done an absolutely excellent job as a keeper but Neuer has also had to take over for his defense on at least 4 occasions now.
#820 Jun 30 2014 at 3:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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The game stats are crazy, 78%, 16 vs 6 shots
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#821 Jun 30 2014 at 3:51 PM Rating: Good
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That part about the pitch was what got me. Your sportstalk confuses me.

Also ... what happens now?
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#822 Jun 30 2014 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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This reminds me of the brazil italy final from ages ago where brazil was clearly better but the italian goalkeeper didn't let anything through.
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#823 Jun 30 2014 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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Not entirely unexpected, Algeria is purely playing defense plus long balls and hoping someone runs into it whereas Germany wants possession all the time. 78% is still excessive though.
#824 Jun 30 2014 at 3:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
That part about the pitch was what got me. Your sportstalk confuses me.

Also ... what happens now?
30min of overtime play.
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#825 Jun 30 2014 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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lolnope.

Going to eat.

It'll probably be playing in the cafeteria anyway.
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#826 Jun 30 2014 at 3:55 PM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
That part about the pitch was what got me. Your sportstalk confuses me.

Also ... what happens now?
Field, pitch. Same thing. Also 2x 15m extension then if it's still a draw they go to penalties.
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