Smasharoo wrote:
Pretty sure I could beat Campbell in a footrace right now.
I think even Pirlo would beat him by now.
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I think even Pirlo would beat him by now.
I think even Pirlo would beat him by now.
He'd look magnificent either way. Yay, no more Greece. Probably slightly worse for you guys, but more fun for me to watch.
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Way better for us, Greece are tough and only olay defense, not something the Dutch team deals with all that well. And Costa Rica has 3 players missing the next match I think, pretty big hit to their team.
That missed penalty foul in the first half, that's the Mexican player breaking his shin bone on Robben's ankle.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 12:49pm by Aethien
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 12:49pm by Aethien
I guess I missed at least one entertaining game. Ochoa is out? Shame, but congrats Nedderland.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
That missed penalty foul in the first half, that's the Mexican player breaking his shin bone on Robben's ankle.
Wow that looks painful. Hurt Robben so much that it flared up near the end of the game, hurling him to the ground without contact. :)
Wow that looks painful. Hurt Robben so much that it flared up near the end of the game, hurling him to the ground without contact. :)
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Delayed momentum transfer.
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Delayed momentum transfer.
Yeah, you can see that Robben runs so fast, that it takes a while for the first half contact to "catch up" to him here. FIFA will instigate and force him to sit out a game and floss Suarez' teeth.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 10:41am by Smasharoo
Yeah, you can see that Robben runs so fast, that it takes a while for the first half contact to "catch up" to him here. FIFA will instigate and force him to sit out a game and floss Suarez' teeth.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 10:41am by Smasharoo
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Adrenaline and pain killers. Always fun.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Smasharoo wrote:
Yeah, you can see that Robben runs so fast, that it takes a while for the first half contact to "catch up" to him here. FIFA will instigate and force him to sit out a game and floss Suarez' teeth.
Just karma evening out over the course of 90min or something is all I see. You get some, you don't get others.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Also, we could use a good upset already. This round is turning out to be all too predictable. 
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 9:00am by someproteinguy
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 9:00am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Usually the case, 4 years ago only 7/8 teams that finished 1st in their group got to the quarter finals.
Well that aught to wake up France.
It better, they're just not going for it at all yet.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Well that aught to wake up France.
That was barely offside.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Damn, tuned in right on time for that save.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nice save. At least we know France is still playing.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 9:24am by someproteinguy
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 9:24am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Nice elbow, Suarez.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Couple of good shots that ten minutes.
Meh overall.
Meh overall.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Yeah for all the corners, free kicks, fast breaks and all that there have been surprisingly few good opportunities. Also Nigeria really needs to get back faster when they lose the ball.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Holy ****, I hope that ankle isn't broken.
My connection is dead. 
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I had people come in, what'd I miss?
Wow, what a time to come back.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 10:28am by someproteinguy
Wow, what a time to come back.
Edited, Jun 30th 2014 10:28am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
You missed something big, a very almost goal by France after a beautiful action from Benzema.
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