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I'd have to say the last BJ I had was terrible. Way too much teeth. I told the guy afterwards I'm only going to pay him half the normal rate.
wowwowlol wrote:
I'd have to say the last BJ I had was terrible. Way too much teeth. I told the guy afterwards I'm only going to pay him half the normal rate.
O_o
Ok then.
wowwowlol wrote:
I'd have to say the last BJ I had was terrible. Way too much teeth. I told the guy afterwards I'm only going to pay him half the normal rate.
And Niobia was cool with that?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Barkingturtle wrote:
wowwowlol wrote:
I'd have to say the last BJ I had was terrible. Way too much teeth. I told the guy afterwards I'm only going to pay him half the normal rate.
And Niobia was cool with that?
Oh my word!!!
Some coke, some ecstasy, and some unfortunate jaw-clenching on her part. I've repressed the memories, but you can figure it out yourself. I'm sure there were tears involved, and possibly some screaming.
I had trouble walking normally for about a week.
I had trouble walking normally for about a week.
Scholar
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there isnt such a thing as a bad ********
I'd have to say I've been lucky in the past. Hearing of all this biting doesn't sound too fun :s
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This has got to be the funniest damn thing i have ever read. Great topic! I agree with there being no such thing as a bad *******.
ecstasy + *******
It involved a woman. . . enough said. *shudders*
Harnao the Malevolent wrote:
I've never had a woman. . . enough said. *shudders*
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Runner up#1:
First, in college, a drunk girl tried to deep throat and I wound up with about six reprocessed beers in my lap.
The winner is:
Out for a nice quiet evening with the girlie a few years back and we decide to stop at the local beach. One thing led to another and all of a sudden I hear, (Knock, Knock) "excuse son, please put that away and can I see your license and registration" says Mr Police Officer
Edited, Mon May 15 16:32:50 2006 by shadomen
First, in college, a drunk girl tried to deep throat and I wound up with about six reprocessed beers in my lap.
The winner is:
Out for a nice quiet evening with the girlie a few years back and we decide to stop at the local beach. One thing led to another and all of a sudden I hear, (Knock, Knock) "excuse son, please put that away and can I see your license and registration" says Mr Police Officer
Edited, Mon May 15 16:32:50 2006 by shadomen
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Out for a nice quiet evening with the girlie a few years back and we decide to stop at the local beach. One thing led to another and all of a sudden I hear, (Knock, Knock) "excuse son, please put that away and can I see your license and registration" says Mr Police Officer
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I've never had a woman. . . enough said. *shudders*
FTFY
No, I meant what I said.
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"It Involved a woman. . . enough said.
Guys are better, in my experience.
Worst BJ was actually a 69. It was a combination of unfortunate things- she thought that you had to suck as hard as you could, and ended up using teeth a little too liberally, and seemed to think that simultaneously giving a vindictive handjob would actually aid matters.
It didn't help at all that she'd neglected to mention that she'd already applied spermicidal cream. I couldn't taste anything properly for days.
Edited, Mon May 15 15:59:21 2006 by Wondroustremor
It didn't help at all that she'd neglected to mention that she'd already applied spermicidal cream. I couldn't taste anything properly for days.
Edited, Mon May 15 15:59:21 2006 by Wondroustremor
This never happened to me but it reminds me of a funny story(could be an urban legend, maybe it was in a movie, I can't recall) about this couple that got a little kinky in a restaurant. The woman pretends to drop her napkin and slips under the table to give her man a little what for. While she's down there she ends up going into a seizure and her jaws start clenching down on this poor schmuck's wang. The guy freaks out and grabs a fork off the table and starts fuc[Darkorange][/Darkorange]king stabbing the woman in the head trying to get her off his junk. Now that would be a ****** *******.
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
This never happened to me but it reminds me of a funny story(could be an urban legend, maybe it was in a movie, I can't recall) about this couple that got a little kinky in a restaurant. The woman pretends to drop her napkin and slips under the table to give her man a little what for. While she's down there she ends up going into a seizure and her jaws start clenching down on this poor schmuck's wang. The guy freaks out and grabs a fork off the table and starts fuc[Darkorange][/Darkorange]king stabbing the woman in the head trying to get her off his junk. Now that would be a ****** *******.
This was in an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
My worst would have to have been my ex...she knew i had banged her friend the night before....so she dressed up like a lil innocent school girl with emo glasses and pig tails (yea you know the square glasses)....but when she went down on me i found out she had pop rocks in her mouth.....i went down screaming
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First, in college, a drunk girl tried to deep throat and I wound up with about six reprocessed beers in my lap.
Happened to me in college too once on an attempted swallow. I got my revenge though soon after when I went down on her about 30 minutes after eating a bunch of stuffed jalapeno peppers.
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