As I took a brief break today from work, I was thinking that when my time comes I would like something humorous on my gravestone. The old standby lines are boring and trite. "Beloved Husband and Father" or "Rest in Eternal Peace" or whatever the hell lines they always used.
I was thinking if I died in a skydiving accident they could put "He Made Quite the Impression". At least it would make people smile, even if they really didn't want to. You wouldn't be able to help yourself. Or maybe corporate sponsorship. Like if I died in a car accident they could put "But there's good news, Geico had to declare bankruptcy after the settlement from this one"
Anyways... back to work.