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#127 Apr 27 2004 at 5:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I believe God, the easter bunny, Cinderella, Santa Claus and Oliver Twist are all fictional characters.


I believe she is right.
#128 Apr 27 2004 at 5:14 PM Rating: Decent
You act as if Christianity would be proved even if they did find Noahs Ark... Which by the way is a story from the Old Testament so it holds just as much import to Jews as well. It would be a fascinating discovery one way or the other.
#129 Apr 27 2004 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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You have outings and dinner parties....
#130 Apr 27 2004 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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If anyone can find any piece of wood not decayed after thousands of years. My God, That would be a miracle on it's own.
#131 Apr 27 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Hello its call petrafied...petrafye...petra something wood.
#132 Apr 27 2004 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Petrified wood, is what I think your looking for. Unless it was in a tar pit or a marsh it would have just decayed. Or turned into a fossil fuel.
#133 Apr 27 2004 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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Unless it was magical...
#134 Apr 27 2004 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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You have outings and dinner parties....


Well, not really, no! But, I have been out, and I have eaten dinner. It was more for example, than really describing any part of my real life. Maybe you prefer this. If the spoon was full and I had two needles, I would ask. "Hey god, are you in?"
#135 Apr 27 2004 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
Like that tree in the Magic Garden

or was it a flower patch?

-Gie
#136 Apr 27 2004 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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If the spoon was full and I had two needles, I would ask. "Hey god, are you in?"



.......wha?
#137 Apr 27 2004 at 5:24 PM Rating: Good
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I think it was more of a hedge.
But i dunno.
#138 Apr 27 2004 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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could it have been a shubery?
#139 Apr 27 2004 at 5:26 PM Rating: Decent
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What the F'uck is wrong with Ayn RAnd?


That's ok. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

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#140 Apr 27 2004 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
Atlas Shrugged was ok.

-Gie
#141 Apr 27 2004 at 5:32 PM Rating: Excellent
Here, I'll show you...

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f God minds his own business, so will I. If I am having an outing, or a dinner party, I will invite him, he can make up his own mind if he wants to come.


You asked if I hade outings and dinner parties, and you busted me, I don't. So I changed it to.

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If the spoon was full and I had two needles, I would ask. "Hey god, are you in?"


Again, God can make his own mind up as to what he wants to do.

Go watch the movie Trainspotting, and everything will become clear.

#142 Apr 27 2004 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Some of my best friends are named Jesus


Ok, so I nearly pissed myself laughing.
#143 Apr 27 2004 at 7:22 PM Rating: Good
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I, for one, am curious as to what it is that is up there.

Totem
#144 Apr 27 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I, for one, am curious as to what it is that is up there.


If you find out, let the rest of us know. Also, make sure you market it properly.
#145 Apr 27 2004 at 8:51 PM Rating: Good
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I, for one, am curious as to what it is that is up there.

The concept of "up" only exists relative to yourself. Allthough I'd have to wager it was mostly Nitrogen and then a whole lot of nothing untill you hit the moon on certain days.
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#146 Apr 27 2004 at 9:00 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, if it turns out to be some weird rock formation, so be it. If it turns out to be something else, that'll just make it all the more interesting, right?

I don't have a vested interest in what it is or isn't, but my curiosity is piqued.

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#147 Apr 27 2004 at 9:18 PM Rating: Good
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Oh for **** sake, please lay off the "My faith is enough" *********

If you people ever found something that came even vaguely close to proving any of your ludicrous whale eating, Christer Bunny hopping around ******** out chocolate eggs fairy tale drivel you'd all be estaticlly splooging about the cities and towns of the world blowing each other left and right yelling "I knew it!!! I had faith all along!!!"

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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#148 Apr 27 2004 at 9:31 PM Rating: Good
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I've never understood how any individual wishing to remain credible could claim that their religious beliefs are, in any way, historically orthodox. I'm willing to make concessions for anyone that worships me, or other likeminded vessels of religious belief.

It's in organized religion's best interest to begin stressing the importance of the religion's message.

Attempting to validate the historical veracity of the world's prominent religions is like patching a leaky dam with strawberry jelly. You aren't even delaying the inevitable, you just think you are. At least you get the satisfaction of dismissing the rest of the rational world as non-believers who will get there comeuppance. Eventually, scientific knowledge will build up enough pressure on the dam to destroy the entire embankment. Actually, it already has... people simply continue to stubbornly paddle around on boats, randomly dumping buckets of Granny's Old Fashioned Marmelade into the water, hoping beyond all hope, that the preserves will find their way into the fissures, and that everything will right itself.

Faith would be a beautiful thing if it weren't so terrifying.

Yeah, Jesus is a myth, but for a guy that never existed, he really was a pretty smart frickin' guy with some really good ideas about how we should be treating eachother. Ain't that the important part?
#149 Apr 27 2004 at 9:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, Jesus is a myth, but for a guy that never existed, he really was a pretty smart frickin' guy with some really good ideas about how we should be treating eachother. Ain't that the important part?


Too bad nobody pays any attention to him. For most of these idiot christians, it is more important to have faith than be a decent person.
#150 Apr 27 2004 at 9:46 PM Rating: Decent
For some people science is merely a logical explanation of how their god did it. I dont see anything wrong with investigating what could be a historic find. Whether or not it validates the existence of a god isa compltely different matter than whether or not it validates a story in a book. Maybe a lot of religion is nothing more than a historic account of things that simply would or could not be explained in scientific rational thought. To Wiccans they see a ghost and think of a lost soul that needs to go home whereas a Roman Catholic may think it was a demon trying to eat them. To the Atheist they say "I need to lay off the shrooms" Reality is what you make of it. If the boat exists then we at least know we have a somewhat historic accoutn of an actual event rather than just a plain and simple fairy tale.
#151 Apr 27 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Default
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If Satan gets a chance to see this thread he is going to be very pleased. So many new young people on their way to him...
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