Dear Mr. Jerkles:
This is to inform you that you have indeed lost all grip on reality. The grip was apparantly lost when you ventured in to something known at "The OOT". It has come to our attention that you made a poorly misguided attempt at reason in that den of venomous bile. That this attempt was in defense of a "spammer" endeavouring to dupe the astute OOT posters is further evidence of the afore mentiontioned lost grip.
Fortunately, we can help you regain the grasp of reality with one simple click of the mouse. I must warn you, doing this could open up a whole new world to you, but it could also close quite a few doors. Please, at your own risk, join the fold and push the forbidden button.
Yours,
The Alla's OOT Welcoming Committee.