Is that hair gel on your ear or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a frog in your pants or are you just hoppy to see me?
Salvador Dali is my hero.
-Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali.
-I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
-There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.