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#52 Feb 22 2006 at 6:50 PM Rating: Good
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[/quote]Disagreement doesn't have anything to do with meaningful contributions. You stepped in here and started flaming without the slightest clue what the **** you were doing.

I've been reading our forums for a while and finally decided to start a account. This will be my first post and ill try not to upset to many people but feel free to rate me up or down cause honestly i dont even know what rates are good for yet but i just wanted to comment on this one :)

i havent got the quote thing down yet so i just copied it and pasted it but neway i just wanted to say that he didnt come in here "Flaming" that i saw. But he wasnt very smart about what he said. The only problem here is these are posts about other players making fun of one another. While i dont believe in making fun of other people, i also believe if ur going to do it. Dont mention there name and call them out like that. Thats the only reason things have boiled over. Thats why the other posts didnt get replys. Cause they didnt use names and call them out. but i see both sides. if ur partying with a 6 person pickup party and dont have blm and whm subbed or even leveled , then yeah hes gimped. If hes in a static and levels with his friends thats when the sub becomes under his or his statics terms. NEway hope i didnt offend to many peeps and looking forward to posting more messages in the future.
#53 Feb 22 2006 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
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To Chaotician, yes the first post did come off meaner than it should have. However, if you look at my responses versus everything Holthaus has said, you would understand that I'm having a great deal of patience with Holthaus and am attempting something resembling being civil despite his frequent flames and insults.

To Ragenarok, it was a 6 person party. You were there. Megatron was there. I did not know you had a static, so the presence of the other 3 members in the exp party excluding myself didn't really strike me as anything. I just recognized you as that guy who always hangs around Megatron. I honestly can't recall seeing Snipps outside an exp party, though the name seems familiar. I'll take your word on Megatron's temperance. However, under no circumstances will I believe Holthaus is capable of the same good nature.

And yes, we can drop this.
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#54 Feb 22 2006 at 9:45 PM Rating: Default
bhonnshiven wrote:
And yes, we can drop this.
Thank you.
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#55 Feb 23 2006 at 1:37 AM Rating: Decent
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we all love you holt!!!!!
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#56 Feb 23 2006 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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I call BS. To be honest, Bhonnshiven, I don't like you. You say one thing and I read another.

But out of respect to Holthaus and Megatron, I won't say any more.
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#57 Feb 23 2006 at 5:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Did I ever tell you about the n00b that thought KSNM30 was 30 cap? Oh wait, that was me...
Did I ever tell you about the n00b that cast cure in Sky only to die a very quick death by the THREE pots floating around him... wait a minute(sad part is I hit reraise and cured myself, I must have been drunk or something).
There once was a n00b that hit 20 and decided(a friend talked him into it) to run to Jeuno. No escort, no nothing. He sure did want that chocobo license. The n00bs friend gets raptor argo, dies in one hit and home points. "Hey, some of the LS is going to get me Rank3 dragon, I gotta go!" Disbands party. In a panic, el n00bo spends the next2 hours dodging and hiding in Sauromogue Champaign. N00b didn't know where Jeuno was... until he finally realized he had a map, lol.... hey, wait a second...

Hmmmm. Maybe I need to think of some different stories...
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#58 Feb 23 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, we all do stupid things sometimes. Myself included. I think everyone I know (myself included) has agro'd Faust on their first trip up in sky. Your first time encountering a BST and not understanding how he needs mobs. Partying with Peterlee, etc.
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#59 Feb 23 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Decent
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one of my psersonal favs is the ever present player noob and pro. is the running mage. "OMG i'm getting hit" and they start running. then they get mad when they die.

yea my stories were never ment to be anything but humor based on facts and events i have been present in. every story i tell is true and i leave the peoples names out so no one can be hostile twords anyone. because the only person who really knows who it is . Is me and i never tell.

i have never went after anyone in anger on this game who did not deserve to be attacked. and as to date i have been playing almost 3 years. and have 0 people on my blacklist and 200+ people on friendlists. i have one person in the entire game i would like to se DIE but as long as he stays away from me and mine is game life is not my problem.

i play a job to the best of my ability. no one can ever say i lay down when im needed. i may not be a 1337 playert who thinks there better than others and o look at me im uber. i could easily be a person like that i have the knowladge and friends i could be ubber 1337 faster then your head could spin. but i dont want to be ubber i wna tto be me. friend to all enemy to none. i have helpped and will help forever. if you dislike the way i do something thats cool but i'm not going to change for you or anyone. because then i wouldnt be me i would be who you wanted me to be.

as a side note me,snipps,rock,cryforme.razor took down charby for joyeuse last night. it was fun to take down a nm normally taken with an alliance with 5 people and they all enjoyed my ability to have endless mp as /smn

have a wounderful day in ffxi.

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#60 Feb 23 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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MEGATRONMEGATRON wrote:


i play a job to the best of my ability. no one can ever say i lay down when im needed. i may not be a 1337 playert who thinks there better than others and o look at me im uber. i could easily be a person like that i have the knowladge and friends i could be ubber 1337 faster then your head could spin. but i dont want to be ubber i wna tto be me. friend to all enemy to none. i have helpped and will help forever. if you dislike the way i do something thats cool but i'm not going to change for you or anyone. because then i wouldnt be me i would be who you wanted me to be.



That truly is Mega from what I have seen of him.


MEGATRONMEGATRON wrote:

as a side note me,snipps,rock,cryforme.razor took down charby for joyeuse last night. it was fun to take down a nm normally taken with an alliance with 5 people and they all enjoyed my ability to have endless mp as /smn

have a wounderful day in ffxi.


Actually you just see Alliances if more then one person is trying to grab him, I've taken him down with 3 people before, he's not that hard, just there's usually more then one person that wants him when he pops.

Anyway grats on Joyeuse.
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#61 Feb 23 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
Chaotician wrote:
I call BS.
So do I. If anyone else wants to continue this discussion, they may do so here: http://ffxi.killvoid.com/forums.php?m=posts&p=2083460

We now return to our regular on-topic thread discussions.
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#62 Feb 23 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Decent
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yea i have seen charby taken down with 3 before. when we did mine close to a year ago i tend to go over kill on stuff lol we took like 12 peeps. this time was more fun with less people.
o quick noobsville


last night we kill the nm for a dude to get his sword and me and my static go party and as you have read in the above posts that would be me as pld my wife snipps as drg and rage as blm. we have the same old cant find a main healer or refresher but we finally nail one down and head to gardlidge to xp in the basement the xpparty goes as planned we gain ok xp we kept killing and would have to wait for repops. well the thf levles and that feeling hits you there fixing to leave. and sure enough they do. so were looking at the clock quiting time in 1 hour . no way am i going to invite a peep for only a hour. so we keep pulling with 5 and doing rather well. then the brd dc's

well me being 200 tnl my wife being 400 tnl and the smn being 700 tnl we keep going with 4 killing t-vt bats the brd comes back about 4 bats later and we keep going. well once or twice during the party one of the mages went back a litle to far and would argo a bat on the steps. well having a full party its easier for people to handle multi argos but seeings as how we had a brd with sleepga songs and a blm with sleepga i wasnt worried. the i noticed the brd was just running not trying to cast anything on the bats and bamn he dies. im elbow beep in bettle to try to get the 2 sets of bats off him. he hp mad cause we didnt get them off him.

now down to 4 once again we go back to bats getting 100 xp a kill pop my levle and 2 other peeps levels. were all are resting letting the blm get enough mp to warp us all out. when a sam walks right up in the middle of our party. with a beetle in tow. and it pounding him. i watch hes not hitting it and he says "you want ot take this?" i started not to . but felt it would be wrong to just let him die. so we take it and poof the sam is gone. we kill it and there healer from ther party stayed by us and cured us and said thx for taking it off them.

its nice to help someone and even nicer to be thanked for helpping. even if its a small jesture or a full fledge all day crawlers nest map quest event *shivers* thx for reading everyoen . more stories to come . 360 will bring a fresh batch im sure lol
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#63 Feb 23 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought we had agreed to drop this? Creating a topic dedicated to me (I am flattered, let me assure you) on another website isn't quite my definition of dropping. Regardless, I don't post over on KI and I'm not going to create a username over there just to respond.
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#64 Feb 23 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Decent
bhonnshiven wrote:
I thought we had agreed to drop this? Creating a topic dedicated to me (I am flattered, let me assure you) on another website isn't quite my definition of dropping. Regardless, I don't post over on KI and I'm not going to create a username over there just to respond.
This is OoT. Please take it to the thread I have provided. Thanks in advance for your consideration.
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#65 Feb 23 2006 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Good lord. Hypocrisy at its finest.
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#66 Feb 26 2006 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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This guy is called Arrowtaru.
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#67 Mar 13 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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I was leveling SAM in the dunes yesterday trying to get to 20. Our tank was leaving so I sent a tell to a 18 WAR/THF asking if he would like to join us as our tank, he said yes so I invited. On his way to camp he informs us he has a PL. Not needed in dunes IMO but meh. I got kind of a bad feeling when they got to us as his PL brought a Bogy into the middle of our camp and let it beat on him for a bit to show how strong he was and then he killed a few pugils, our exp mobs. As for the WAR/THF, I can honestly say with no exaggeration, I’ve never seen a worse tank in this game.

Me, the WHM and the THF all asked him numerous times to provoke and he mostly ignored us provoking about once every other fight, never provoking more than once in a single fight. After 3 EASILY avoidable deaths (the last by me when the TANK was at full hp or close to it) I was getting tells to boot the guy and I finally did. Only the second person I have ever had to do it to and the first person on my blist. Bear in mind I got the game in March 2004.

I explained to him that it wasn’t working out and I was sorry but I’d tanked for 80 levels in the game and was more than willing to go over some things with him later but for now, for the good of the group, I had to say goodbye to him. I told him it was a consensus not just my decision, and also apologized to his PL about having to let his friend go but thanked him for the raises. Needless to say, his response was beyond juvenile, saying I was pathetic, blaming him for my mistakes, taking the game too seriously, I was a **** a$$ **** blah blah blah etc. He sent numerous tells to me and the BLM plus bashed us all in /Say but finally left when he realized a GM had been notified.

The only mistake I know of that I made was inviting him as I got 20 easily after we got a new tank and a couple of people added to my friends list.
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#68 Mar 15 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Not trying to take over your thread Mega but I'm leveling a few jobs out of the dunes so meh. lol

Last night I ran into my favorite type of n00b: the brand new to the game but I know everything n00b. It was a level 14 WHM/- who had no idea what the subjob items were. We told him asnd when it was pointed out that Gusgen Mines was the best place to get the magicked skull he rudely told us he knew that already. He then asked us where Gusgen Mines was. lol Then the typical, "Pull this, pull that, we need to do this, etc" ensued. We just ignored him, got him to 15 and he left. At least he didn't tell us about his lvl 90 BLU/CSR over on Slaptastic server. :P
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#69 Mar 16 2006 at 12:52 PM Rating: Default
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most of my memorable noobsville memories. (which i hope to have plenty more in the 360 release) they mostly take place in the dunes - garlidge. thats when people still have no idea what there dooing and or freak out because OMFG link lol. keep posting people
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#70 Apr 28 2006 at 11:03 AM Rating: Default
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guess whos back?
thats right me

IM NOT A NOOB

last night after a xp party as my soon to be 58 SMN. i traveled to Qufim island. my brother was playing COR and him and i were talking thro voice chat on 360. i watched and helpped his party till i got tired and told him i was going to log. i started heading to the zone. killing skeles and giga's along the way so low levels could get passed them. i get to the opening to the cave when i see this shout.

"23 WAR looking for pwr lvl will pay handsomly". i shout back "keep your gil and learn your job" a split second later. a nother shout insues "your momma should of swollowed you" i stop my run back and low and behold there it is a lvl 23 mithra WAR standing right beside the banner location.

in /say i respond if you think that bothers me your mistaken. he shouts back whatever. i once again in /say respond why are you shouting to me im 3 feet from you. his reply. because my chat filter is set to shout you jacka$$. i respond well your only proving my point you noob. "lol i have 2 lvl 50 jobs i'm no noob your jacka$$"

at this time another long time player is sitting beside the opening. and informs the WAR that he was a noob. his responce was yet again in shouts. "does your bf know of your past descrestions?" i replay what? he replys that your momma should of swolled" i laughed and told the other player GL. befor i can move he shouts again. 23 WAR ooking for Pwr lvl 50k per level.
in say. i respond. you know i can easilly get a CQ item from a gate guard and take ti to the AH and sell it for 50k within 5 mins doing that 7 times a day i can make 350k easy. so you might want to shout offering more.. his witty remark. whatever mr. thug when you get to high school tommorrow ask your D&D buddies for a hug. i always get what i want. i simply walked away killing weapons and getting 2 kiser swords on my way out lol.



now this unto it self seems not so bad until u look at it from other peoples view they only saw this

<noob> looking for pwr lvl will pay handsomly.
<megatron> keep your gil learn your job.
<noob> your momma should of swollowed you.
<noob> whatever
<noob> because my chat filter is set to shout you jacka$$.
<noob> lol i have 2 lvl 50 jobs i'm no noob you jacka$$.
<noob> does your bf know of your past descrestions?"
<noob> that your momma should of swolled.
<noob> 23 WAR looking for pwr lvl 50k per level.
<noob> whatever mr. thug when you get to high school tommorrow ask your D&D buddies for a hug.
<noob> i always get what i want.


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#71 May 03 2006 at 6:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I get kinda mad when I camp an NM for awhile and some random person pops in and gets claim and a drop. My experiences with this happen to be with Mysticmaker Profblix himself over the last few days. No offense to the OP of course, there's no NM camping rule in the game that says you have to take turns claiming things. My karma came back to me, though. He was just sitting there when I log in today, claim him quick, and get the drop.

Very funny topic, though. Some stuff I might not agree with but for the most part, good job.
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#72 May 06 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Megatron, saw you today going towards Windy.
Great thread and great posts, really funny stories.
I dont really have that many of my own to be honest, not that many funny or noobish things happen around me.
The most recent funny thing though was:

I was lvling SAM in the dunes and I gathered together a pt. We also had a PL come as well. It was pretty good at first, until the WHM starting meleeing the mobs with his fists, and the BLM started meleeing as well with his club. Not only that, but the WHM was 10WHM/5PLD. Now honestly, why would a mage sub PLD? Yes, they were pretty much new, well the BLM was, god knows about the WHM, mabye he bought his account. >_>
Anyway, as soon as I leveled I left and logged. The exp started to go bad anyroad.

Might have some more stories of my own soon.
But keep the stories up Megatron, really great and funny.
#73 May 08 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Default
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RAISE!!!! PLZ PLZ PLZ!!!

yea hey thats when i was running to windy to try and get some skills for my BLU. and you were on cho . if i remember correctly. nice to meet you. im still in the dunes i hope to be out yet once again.

during last weeks run. it was rather enjoyable after i adapted to the new people. this following story isnt a funny story or but a learning story

of course its hard to build a dunes party so whikle waiting on getting everyone. me, my wife, and a friend are sitting at the Oasis and thers a party there. and along comes another party. with a 70+ BST either controled by a member or had a PL. well as all things a member of the party beside us dies from Cursed Sphere. and of course i cringe at his/her death. well one of the surviving members starts shouting for a raise. they get no responce. well at this time the party notices the BST cure one of the member of the party next to them. and they ask for a raise. well the BST ignores them and keeps PLing his/her friends.

well me feelign sorry for them i join in on the shouting trying to help. of course no responce. so i say to **** with it and shout for a raise and offer 50,000 gil. if that wont bring someone to raise you nothing will. well still no responce. well the party gets upset because the BST wouldnt help. well a see Cursed Sphere go off again and BANM 3 out of 5 of the members of the PLd party Bites the farm.

i start laughing. chalking it up to Karma. the bst then raises the members of his/her party.
i guess the BST figured it was KArma as well and raised the dead member of the other party. i went to pay them. and they wouldnt accept it. so kudos to the bst for raising the person for free. but DUDE 25 mins and the guy is 3 feet away give me a break. if you have that ability to raise a person DO IT!!! because they would raise you if they could.

VOKE

trying to avoid the mass amout of people in the dunes i soloed BLU to 13 and had plans to solo it all the way to 37. then i got talked into parting with my wife. i make it to 14-16 rather easily . and it happened. i get an entire 360 party. now i play on 360 so does my wife and my best friend. us 3 plus 3 new player in the dunse.

well i ask them if this was ther first time in the dunes......... no repsonce, od i clarify it" is this your first trip thro with a job?"........ still no responce. so i check the party list . sure enough 3 rank 10 players 3 rank 1 no subjob member. so i reply i take it by your lack of subjobs that yall are new at the game.

i look at erhe jobs and say ok ill give you a run down of what were going to do. i say first we have no whm ro smn we have 2 RDM so you 2 RDM can split up the healing aspect of the job. your main focus is curing the tank. both agree. well i go ok WAR your the tank. he breaks in "Voke i know." i say right you voke the THF will pull the mobs in and you voke it and we beat it to death.

ther THF puls the first mob. the WARs head is bouncing around like a rubber band. he cant find the mob to voke it. so i voke it. it starts hitting me. and he starts hitting it. i have to yell VOKE! before it beats me to death. he does so and we kill it.

i try to expalin that as soon as you see the pull macro go off its your job to be prepaired to voke the mob. the next mob is pulled. and the thf passes the resting WAR runs thro our party and her comes the CRab. the WAR still restin. i say GET UP. he dosent so i once again Voke the mob. starting to get a little tisked i tell him to plz be ready he. says he was sorry and will do better. happy wit hhis responce he starts being a war liek a war should.

next 3 or 4 mobs he vokes to slow but does. on the pull then i notice his next problem he keeps moving during the fight wanting to always be in its face but trying to do so without
voking it.

so i go ok hommie its like this. provoke **** the mob off think of it like power. you have it use it . your the great wall of china. your un moving. a stone. ok? he gos ok so i stand still . i say yep
next voke he moves again. i remind him hes a stone and hes not supposed to move. that hes messing up the THF special move. he stands still. and the next mov moves again. i give up and simply stand behind the WAR spamming pollen until the THF does his move then i would move.

about 1 hour into the party they other member say erthers so much flying thr the chat log they cant keep up. so i teach them how to remove all the useless information. and there doing so and the WAR asks "How do you make a Provoke macro?" my jaw drops open. i say your lvl 17 and you dont know how to make a provoke macro? he says no. so i tell him how to make one. the THF gets so mad he wants to choke the WAR to death but settles for revenge instead.

were all 16-17 and the thf ask if he should pull a fish. i start to say no then the war says YEA fish. then i get the tell from the THF "ahahahahahahah" and he pulls it. i cast Metalic body and cacoon. and i get ready. 1/2 thro the mob which is dieing fast i see it. i knew it was comming. SCREWDRIVER!!! Banm one shot the WAR dies. i voke it off and we kill it. the war goes WTF was that. we inform him that the fish have a move called Screwdriver that can kill you easy. he gowes well that S.O.B killed me i dont like those. but my Ls says i need to be at Secret Beach. do yall know how to get there?
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#74 May 23 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Decent
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<3 Megatron, keep on rockin' bro. Stay true. Love the stories.

Bhonn, you're a douche and not worthy of a proper flame.
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#75 May 23 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Default
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me change na never. im to old to change my FFXI ways now.
not much happening diffrent in noobsville this week.

except last night while pling my wife in kazham i raised people 3 diffrent people from the same party within 2 hours all dieing within 15 feet from each other. you know that hump right before the big open area right out side kazham the sopt were the gobs spawn and walk. they parting there. i enjoyed raising it was a nice change of pace. i did notice that man can these guys zone a gob lol i must have seen 30 zoned last night ^^

ill write more soon
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#76 Jun 15 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I dont normally post on these sites, just use them for info. But this thread has compelled me.
    1st off, you friggin jag-offs that tried to use the thread to flame on Megatron, psst., go get ur heads checked clowns. Mega is one of the most beloved players on this server, so I dont think a lil trash talkin gonna bring him down in anyones eyes.


2nd Noob stories
Now I dont normally attach "noob" titles (expecially after being voted noob of the year 2004, 2005, & 2006 (ya, i suck that bad) but, walkin through Qufim the other day as a 61DRK/30THF.
Noob>. hey man, i've been layin here for 5 minutes and no-one will raise me, can u.
Vinnie>i can shout for ya man, but im a drk, no white magic.
Noob> **** wat i care about white magic, i just need a raise, if u dont want to do just say so, u dont have to make **** up just cause u think im new >.>
Vinnie> hmm. anyways i'l ltell you wat i can do, i'll tractor u over to the "main road" so a whm can see u and raise ya.
Noob> wats tractor
Vinnie> a black magic spell that lets me move ur body
Noob> and it raises me too, right?
Vinnie> no, it just moves your body
Noob> then what **** good is that?!?!?!?

lmao

Lvlin my blm through the dunes, lvl 10 get me 1st tell, hey man, i cant find any other mages , can u main heal us >.> lol

Another invite later, accept and check party list 11blm/6whm (me) 11war 12war 13war 12whm and 14thf
Im the only subjob in the whole freakin mess! lol! So we get rollin and its totally nooberific. All 3 wars voke at begining of fight (at least they got that part right) and then thats it! No more vokes the rest of the fight! The freakin whm gettin ko'd everytime he cast cure, which btw, not callin him a gil-buyer, but hey a 12whm with no sub and 2 astral rings, ya right! So hes taru with 2 astral so hes got like 4 HP (ok more like 80). Every time he casts cure he gets hit (cause wars not vokin) and goes down. Now i normally would go over the finer points of party dynamics with a group like this, but that day i was feeling extrodinarily diabolical and decided to just cover my own **** and watch the fun. Now these guys apparently been here long enought to know to set thier hp's to the konsch zone area gaurd (signet). So theyd get ko'd, hp warp, come runnin back and sometimes get ko'd again in the same fight. I'm on the floor holding my sides im laughin so hard at this point. The best part is, throught the corse of about 2-1/2 hrs, they all die multiple times, almost all delvl, infact, 1 of the war's delvl'd twice,and, AND..........not only did i not die once, i lvl twice!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!! Once they see the 2nd time i lvl, they got all **** accused me of cheating, and kicked me from the party!!! Holy Stinking **** Batman, I've never laughed so hard
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#77 Aug 01 2006 at 6:49 AM Rating: Decent
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*cough* well after 1.5 mounths off of ffxi i'm back just moved and bought a house. to see pics. go to www.freewebs.com/snipps/ look for the house links (its my wife's website)
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#78 Aug 03 2006 at 10:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hi everyone! First post ^^ After laughing at all the really funny posts on this thread, I decided to contribute...

My partner has never been really interested in video games at all, but after a long while I finally convinced him to play. After soloing WAR lvls 1-10 he started really enjoying the game. He was scared of joining parties and talking to other people though, so he stayed soloing till 12. Finally I managed to encourage him to run to the dunes and seek a party.

After only 5 minutes he gets his first invite! He was excited, and he accepted the invite, but was still afraid to talk to them. I told him to just tell them you're a new player, and the party would prolly be happy to help. So he said:

"Hi everyone! This is my first party ever! I'd be glad to accept any advice you have to offer?"

Without a single word he was disbanded from the party.

Needless to say, I haven't been able to get him to play since. -.-

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#79 Aug 03 2006 at 11:08 PM Rating: Good
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The J/P and The GM

Ok check this out Saturday i fell asleep while playing cause i was just sitting in town. I woke up and a RDM named Arm) she parties with us a lot. She just got beat down by Maat. And need help getting another test. i told her sure ill help.(lets me get more ws off to help get my weapons skill quest done) well a drop spot is at the top of delfts tower. We take off me , her, Sni, and Ele. As a skill up test party. We get to the 10th floor and someone shouts nm on 11th floor unclaimed so we booked to the spot only to see a BST and RDM fighting it . We were on the staircase half way up and the giant was at the top. The BST would run to the bottom and claim a bat then sick it on the giant he would kill the bat run past us to the bottom were BST had another bat for him. The BST started releasing his bats half way up the steps close to our party.

So i started killing them for fun after 2 or 3 I got tired of killing them. Well about this time the BST lost hate the giant did a aoe attack. And it hit Ele and carbuncle auto attacked the giant. Boom we got clam on it. I was like o s**t. I jump it’s a** cause I’m Da S**t lol (had to thro that in for fun). And we start killing it the BST start spamming in jp. Our RDM tells them agro and then the BST charms a bat and releases it behind Sni it starts hitting her and there RDM cast bind on it and I cant hit it. After the bind goes away it hits the closest thing to it and that just happens to be Sni.

Well after about 5 or 6 hits from the bat Sni is almost dead. Then he casts bind but it resists it and goes after the RDM. We kill the giant got 200 gil and a pair of socks. They come running calling us liars, cheats, thief and bad people. We tell them we didn’t come here for the NM we came for the test. They wouldn’t lesions. And then the BST gets a bat Argos a giant. Brings it right to us and the say and I quote " (You can have this) (Death) and they warp out. Well it takes more that a Sissy giant to kill this galka ^^ we kill it and I tell Sni to send him a tell saying this " (thank You) (Experience Points)^^" thinking it was over.

I say lets kill some pots but the BST was sending tells to our RDM and the RDM was sending tells to Sni cussing us and calling us names. Arm tried to calm them down but they wouldn’t have it they get her so mad she called a GM. we offered to give them the socks and the gil we got. Not good enough. And then I learned something I didn’t know. A GM can monitor any chat from says to tells. And he read all that was said by all of us. Scary huh?


Yeah right. You know what? I'd have MPK'd you too. But with the whole fckin floor.
You stole HIS **** NM(did I mention it drops an 8million gil item?)



I'm going to refer you over to [GM]Dave's Blog: Dear Lord, SHUTUP, about stealing NM's, chests, camps, etc. :) Thanks, and godbless ^^
http://bannable-offenses.blogspot.com/2006/07/dear-lord-shut-up.html
(God I love [GM]Dave...)

Edited, Aug 4th 2006 at 12:14am EDT by Wryneck
#80 Oct 02 2006 at 4:48 AM Rating: Default
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well this weekend i descided to return to noobsville. it has been a while. since my RDM is 75 i get just a small few invites to go do things lolololol *cough* lolol/cry. well anyway. i got the THF out and started leveling some Freidaynight -sunday morning. well saturday. its kinda hard to get a real party going in the dunes. so i puckered up and got the wife to come out and heal us.

most everything went well no magor stupid actions. people seem to be learning how to play the game. and i even got to meet peeps who were so green they were dragging the apple tree. im lvl 18 on saturday morning. our tank dces and don't come back . and not a single person is seeking in the dunes so we start going with 5. the whm/smn ask if he should use his NPC. i say sure go for it.
he summons it and we start fighing the next pug. about this time i see "WTF were did she come from?" "how can she hit our mob she ant in our party?" the whm says shes my NPC. "were did she come from?" we all hold back the laughs and the whm explains who and what it is. he understand and move on. well since we have the PL the whm asks if i minded him summoning avatars for added damage.
for some reason i was like dad or something. they wouldnt do anything without asking me.(i think it was fear theat the PL would leave if they **** me off lol)

i say np and poof theres carby. "OMG thats cool how do i get one of those?" i smile my wife almost wets herself. and we explain the smn job and its abilities. and then the whm begins doing a avatar show. he fell inlove and now wants to be a SMN.

now i'm Qufim as a 21 thf thats right i stayed in the dunes until my entire party could leave. NEVER LEAVE A TEAM MEMBER BEHIND!!!. so im qufim a grand total of 4 freaking sec and i get a invite with no flag up. o yea my e-penis grows +1 lol. and i head to the tower. i take the invite and im in a 22-24 party. there is no tank, and we have a rng, thf, war, mnk, mnk, whm. not a real bad setup but then it goes wierd. the war wont voke he makes the mnk voke. the leader of the party dings 25 3 or 4 fights in and descides the hole party is going to go to kazham. i explain to him that im 22 and am 3k away from 23. no way am i going to kazham. he tells me to go buy some sushi and ill be ok. i tell him i ant waisting 10k on food to go swing at mobs like a blind kid.

they wont listion and head out. i stay and log instead. sleeping in till 1p.m i get up get a party and we rock and roll till we all hit 25. they head to kazham and i head to Kirin. we win woot woot. i died once. stupid tail swing thingy. i got pics got to upload them to my site.

have a good day FFXI see yall soon

p.s i did have a great time thro out the hole weekend. even tho many were green players they all were a pleasure to be around.

Edited, Oct 2nd 2006 at 7:45am PDT by MEGATRONMEGATRON
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#81 Dec 12 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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ISP

even old schoolers sometimes walk into noobsvill even without knowing it. my beloved wife. who has been wanting her walabingbang turbin hat. that lvl 75 turbin hat u trade bronze pieces for. well she saves up her isp points and starts going thro the process of buying coins well she didnt think to much and started out buying just the bronze coins. but caught herself and noticed that she was riping her self off. and started buying the gold coins and then headed to convert them over to bronze coins. well after about a hour she finally gets her hat. and shes all proud of herself. i congrat her and go back to looking at **** on the net. it was a boring weekend what can i say?

well monday morning rolls around and the wife starts gathering people for a party. i tell her i'm goingot go ahead and pre get my warp pass. well i get mine and she talks to the npc. and i her all kinds of ummm bad words come from her. well after i find out i did nothing i was all about helping find a sulution. well sure enough she only had 23 ISP left she forgot to save any for a warp pass. needless to say she started hitting me because i was laughing so hard at her. i asked her how her new hat was going to get her xp. and of course she started hitting me. well i told her to go wait for a besiged. it seem like everytime i'm in town one is starting. well of course none was going on at the time. so i take her out and we dueod mobs getting her ISP points. o BTW right at this moment she is out soloing mobs to get the last 30 IPS for a warp pass. wahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhhhhhhhhhhh. i'm so not getting laid after posting this.
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#82 Dec 16 2006 at 8:13 PM Rating: Good
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Snipps is so going to beat you for posting that...

Was out working a tad on my level 10 SMN the other day. It's still 10, to be honest, because I can't stand the thought of healing in the dunes again. So I decide to solo abit and get to maybe 12 or so before I go over. Lo and behold, I get an invite out of the blue for a party forming that had a WHM!

I decide its worth checking out, so I accept. Party leader says "the others are gathering, so meet in Windy." Now I'm at the canyon zone, but I decide not to start anything and just run to Windy. As soon as I get into town the leader tells me she has to mule so I need to get us a tele...
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#83 Mar 06 2007 at 5:31 AM Rating: Default
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i was on vacation last weeek. overall it was a fun and exciting time. didt do much reall i PLed my wife's ninja from 27-37 just so she could retire the job till she stops hating ninja. During this time i meet a newbie BLM that was in her party. we gotto talking and we both were on 360. so he adds me to his friendslist and over my vacation me and my wife became good friends with him.
and i found out a very intresting thing. from 8 am.- 12:00 noon. there is no point of tring to party as any job

i sat in town as a BLM, RDM, SMN and couldnt get a party for **** at those times. so we used the time to camp NM's got a Monster Signa woot woot. managed to get my Gaudy Harness thanks to Gilthu and Kab and my wounderful wife snipps who also got hers. and we helpped friends try to get things done. my new British Buddy For*******r we helpped him get SAM, NIN, BST jobs finished. helpped him get rank 4-5 and even got him his level back back after he attacked something a little to big for him.

am currently raising my next chocobo my first one was a Blue hoping to get a green or red this go around. o and i got the last of m Runic Portal's

now for the funny stories which arnt that funny or many. it was a bland tip this time..


HOW NOT TO CLICK THE ???

so i was being the big cool high level dude and helpping the new guy get Ninja unlocked right. well i zone into that cave place i cant remember its name thats under bastolk. knowing i have the map. we take off running. i get to the bottom and remember all my markers are gone. because the last time i was in this stinking cave i was playing on PS2. **** so here i am running thro every cave nook and hole tryingto find the right map that has the stupid ??? on it.

well after 45 mins i find it. i couldnt find jack crap. so i stand ther and am talking to him thro Xbox live. and i say now when u click the ??? 3 nm leeches pop up and ill have to kill them just stand there so i dont have to worry about you dieing. he replys "you going to buff up?" i say yea . about this time my wife comes in the room and asks waht im doing. i look at her and tell her and i hear "Opps" i look back at the screen and not only has the guy spawned the nm but also linked 3 other leeches that were standing close by.

in my ear pieces i hear "no i cant if i do ill get killed you Twit. i told you not to touch it"

i diaga and claim all the leeches kill them all while almost wetting myself laughing at the sentence. my eyes are watering and im aboutto pass out rembering when i have clicked ??? without making sure everyone was ready. my wife sees the hole thing and shes laughing

that next day were doing TOAU missions and were doing black Coffer. and were looking for the ??? to spawn the nm and she finds it and bong clicks it. "omg i just didnt click that" i look over and said yep you did. your going to put this on ala arn't you?" yep. "A$$hole one of these days your goingto do something really stupid and i'm goingto post it on every forum out there" why should i let you post it when i can myself?





Edited, Mar 6th 2007 8:32am by MEGATRONMEGATRON
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#84 Jun 18 2007 at 8:17 AM Rating: Default
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well this weekend was a fun and diffrent weekend for me in a few ways. #1. my wife finally after 3 weeks had a day off on fathers day. so i got to spend it with her doinging something both of us enjoy playing FFXI. so i get up on fathers day expecting to be by myself. and suprise brecfest and hey what do you wantot do today.

well we descide to get our SMN and DRG to 70. so my wife starts member hunting. of course at 9 a.m cnt thers never anyone on so we checked on our chos and ate breckfest. around 10:30 a.m cnt our west coast friends started poping online. and we start looking again.

with in 2 mins we have 6 people. NIN, WAR, THF, DRG, BRD, SMN i get one sentence in party out. "were would everyone like to party". and the JP nin and JP brd both disband. because they have "LS Event soon have to go" i know i'm not supposed to be racist but sometimes boy i get really close to being racist.

because we can not find a new tank or refresher. the party dies. well of couse my wife is ready to kill everyone and of course im dieing laughing because she is **** at the jp nin and brd who are now in the same party xping in the mire. she swaring she will never invite another jp player EVER. well its now 11:30 and she has asked every RDM & BRD to xp seeking and not. she is just about to give up when another RDM comes online.

so she starts scrambling to get more people . i tell her just invite the RDM and well get a tank. well we get a pld, blm, thf, rdm, drg, smn and there 95% old school players. we descide a camp and head out. were there about 30 min making good xp. when all of the sudden a ninja runs thro our party with a mob in tow. and he explodes. were like ok WTF and we raise him and then the rest of his alliance comes up from there hiding place and camps in our camp. we ask them to please move . and we get no responce unless you count mass examines as a responce.

congradulations we now are in a zone that can support 4 parties and there is only us and them and there so close to them i can smell the sweet and sour sauce. they start pulling mobs ontop of us and fighting them it would be like going to a football game and only 2 people are in the stands and a third guy comes up and sits right in front of you and puts on his cheese hat and tries to start the wave.

well this does upset a few members of our party. me and my wife are just killing the mobs ...well she is im just casting cure and selina. a member of our party calls a GM and were deturmined were not moving. so we keep pulling after about a hour the GM shows up stands ther for 45 sec runs around there group and leaves. desciding the GM's so we keep fighing pop 70 and we both get a nice buffer . the party ends and i head back to white gate.

im not there 3 sec before i see skill-up party heading out. i ask to join to up my staff skill more for smn. as we enter the tree. im running ahead and i check to see if my Arch nemisus Aquaris is up. sure enough he is. i warn the party hes out. and i get lets kill him. me im always up for killing him. i still havent forgave him for killing a few of my friends. as we start to kill it i ask if i can lot on the axe for my BST.

the thf (or i think he was a thf) says he wants to sale it. my wife turns around and tells me. ummm u cant sale that axe. i said i know. sure enough we kill it and hte axe drops. the thf gets all upset thinking it could be sold. i ask again if i could lot. they all pass tada rare/ex axe with a lot of 122. o yea lol

o and i ended up getting like 1 hole point in the ws party because both RDM left after 30 mins to go do a promy. and a few others descided it was a holiday so they were goingot go see there dads.

all in all a great fathers day

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#85 Aug 26 2007 at 12:13 PM Rating: Decent
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If I see "sweet and sour sauce" one more time, I think my head is going to explode, you racist illiterate bastard. You are the ultimate noob, and the server's largest hypocrite at that. Do us a favor and stop posting these stories because they take too long to decipher, and when we're done decoding them we're all dumber for having read them.

Edited, Aug 26th 2007 4:15:58pm by bhonnshiven
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#86 Sep 11 2007 at 7:49 AM Rating: Default
bhonnshiven wrote:
If I see "sweet and sour sauce" one more time, I think my head is going to explode, you racist illiterate bastard. You are the ultimate noob, and the server's largest hypocrite at that. Do us a favor and stop posting these stories because they take too long to decipher, and when we're done decoding them we're all dumber for having read them.

Edited, Aug 26th 2007 4:15:58pm by bhonnshiven
Sure thing there, Bhonn Imus.
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#87 Sep 11 2007 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow.... aren't you the same self-righteous person saying that people couldn't respond to you without resorting to insults and name calling? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

I will be the first to admit that Mega's literary skills leave something to be desired, but he is not harming anyone by his amusing anecdotes. As a matter of fact, if you were to take the time to read the majority of the posts, you would find that most people enjoy them. Everyone, actually, but you.

What's the easy solution? Quit reading this particular forum if it offends you. Now I know you have every right to read these. I know you have every right to respond. Unfortunately, you want to deny Megatron his right to post. I would say that is just a tad hypocritical wouldn't you? Sorry pal, you are no better than him.

Perchance you are just trying to stir things up again. I don't know. I know our friend Holthaus is on the war path again. Good job if that was your intention. Otherwise, you are just the **** talking piece of garbage coward that everyone initially thought you were. Anon trash talking. How pathetic. You see my name over there. Be an adult and do the same thing. At least then I will be able to respect your opinion even if I disagree.
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#88 Sep 17 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Doesn't matter much who I am since I moved to Odin last month, now does it? But if you want to know, my name was Wavelength. I was just browsing the forum for nostalgia's sake and opened this thread again.

Here's the two main issues:

1. Megatron's a racist.
2. Megatron's a hypocrite.

There's nothing amusing about his anecdotes except the fact that his stories about noobs (you know, those stories where he calls other noobs while he himself acts like one) are like if President Bush started commenting on how other people sucked at speaking or if a KKK member was talking about how it's bad for people to hate the Japanese. No one would take that **** seriously since they're hypocrites.

I wasn't resorting to name calling a year and a half ago because I was trying to reason with him but I see now that he's still a racist. Let's not even get into his inability to form sentences and **** just because how much his typing makes my head hurt doesn't change what he's trying to type. It'd be no less hypocritical or racist, just easier to read.

As for Holt, how about we just ignore him because he hasn't said one coherent thought in the whole **** topic in a time span of about 2 years?

I just want Megatron to think before he types and if he still posts these tales of hyopcrisy, maybe he will at least stop using all that racist **** about Asians.
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#89 Sep 17 2007 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Always matters who the person is even if you don't see it that way. As to the Wavelength line of crap, thats completely a fabrication. I myself personally kept the list of party members, and that name is not on it. So now I name you liar as well as coward.

As to the rest of your statements, it does not matter if you were originally trying to "reason with him" or not. You are the one with comments about other people ranting and name calling. You, no one else. Now, you have stooped to the same tactics you complained about. I'd say that makes you are far bigger hypocrite than Megatron. Actually, I'd say you were the only hypocrite in that grouping.

I will grant you that his ability to type the english language is pretty bad. Even he will admit to that. With all of your run on sentences and lack of punctuation, however; you are not in much better shape. The only difference is that he recognizes his shortfalls.

Here's another fact you are obviously to stupid or to unwilling to comprehend. There has been, since the NA release, hostility between NA and Japanese players. Sometimes it is real and sometimes it is all in good fun. With Megatron, its all in good fun. I can actually say that. I know him in person. We work together. He is far from being a racist.

I think I'll let Holt answer for himself if he is of a mind to. I will say this though, he was defending a friend you attacked. However you view his posts, he is still a friend.

Have fun on the Odin server if you really left. Have fun on Diabolos if you didn't. Try to take things with a grain of salt. Its not really worth the stress.
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#90 Sep 17 2007 at 4:54 PM Rating: Default
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Doesn't matter much who I am since I moved to Odin last month, now does it? But if you want to know, my name was Wavelength. I was just browsing the forum for nostalgia's sake and opened this thread again.

Here's the two main issues:

1. Megatron's a racist.
2. Megatron's a hypocrite.

There's nothing amusing about his anecdotes except the fact that his stories about noobs (you know, those stories where he calls other noobs while he himself acts like one) are like if President Bush started commenting on how other people sucked at speaking or if a KKK member was talking about how it's bad for people to hate the Japanese. No one would take that sh*t seriously since they're hypocrites.

I wasn't resorting to name calling a year and a half ago because I was trying to reason with him but I see now that he's still a racist. Let's not even get into his inability to form sentences and sh*t, just because how much his typing makes my head hurt doesn't change what he's trying to type. It'd be no less hypocritical or racist, just easier to read.

As for Holt, how about we just ignore him because he hasn't said one coherent thought in the whole **** topic in a time span of about 2 years?

I just want Megatron to think before he types and if he still posts these tales of hyopcrisy, maybe he will at least stop using all that racist sh*t about Asians.



Let me Try and do this proper for you.
first off let me start by saying. I am Not a Raciest. My Son is Half Japennese. his mother isfrom Okianawi Japan.her Father was a Marine. Next if youtook the time to read my short, misspelled stories youwould notice that i not only poke fun at others but also at myself as well. i am no better or worse then anyone.
and Lastly sir or mame who ever you may be.

i have never partied with you. nor have i been in a LS with you that i am aware of.how do i know this so well. because your a BRD and as a RDM i dont need a BRD. As for Rage's knowladge of people i have partied with. i would take it to heart because me and him along with my wife and a small group of friends or ls mates have done nothing but Static for over the last two- three years. As Rage has stated he does infact keep a notebook with the names of people we have partied with. for the simple reason of knowing who we would or would not party with again.

Lash out at me if it makes your E-Penis get hard. but i havent been able to play the game for over a month. which is why you problly read from a KI post. and figured this would be a perfect place to vent. thinking i would not get on to defend myself. but as you see i didnt even have to. why because unlike all the people defending your side of the story my friends are real. and friends watch out for each other. even when they arn't on.

i cant wait to get back to work and online to talk to all my friends. Thanks to everyone who has read my stories and enjoyed them. See you Wednesday rage. time to take my meds and go to bed. and holt keep stouter straght till i see him to poke him to death.

P.S white, black, asian. even germans eat "sweet and sour sauce" not just gilsales. so dont label people just by what topping tehy might put on there food. im a hot sause man myself. lol ok now i have to do it just for meaness

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i think my horns grew an inch for that one lol.

Edited, Sep 17th 2007 9:05pm by MEGATRONMEGATRON
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#91 Sep 18 2007 at 4:22 AM Rating: Good
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I will grant you that his ability to type the english language is pretty bad. Even he will admit to that. With all of your run on sentences and lack of punctuation, however; you are not in much better shape. The only difference is that he recognizes his shortfalls.


I'm not wanting perfect English, just something literate and what a third-grade teacher would expect out of a student. By the way, before you go on and on about perfect English, learn how to punctuate a two-word adjective and not create a semicolon error by using an incomplete sentence. There's a difference between wanting something semi-literate and being a hypocrite about perfect English. Guess which you are?

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P.S white, black, asian. even germans eat "sweet and sour sauce" not just gilsales. so dont label people just by what topping tehy might put on there food. im a hot sause man myself. lol ok now i have to do it just for meaness


I don't know what's sadder, you allegedly marrying a woman from "Okianawi" or trying to cover up your racist **** by saying that comment isn't referring to the group it really is referring to. It's like saying [racist term for Mexicans] doesn't refer to Mexicans because [stupid reason that you can't justify]. Hey, I'm trying hard to make analogies here but it's hard without being as racist as you are.

Believe it or not, I don't stalk KI looking for you and what the **** you've been up to, or make posts hoping you don't defend yourself. That'd kind of defeat the entire **** point of getting you to stop posting illiterate hypocritical racist **** Run that **** through a spellchecker and filter out that "innocently racist" **** you claim.
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I don't know what's sadder, you allegedly marrying a woman from "Okianawi"


hey you can say what you want about me from a video game. but as it has been proven many times from this thread alone. you don’t know me at all. ‘im not a liar. and my x-wife and my son are very real. you can psychoanalyze every word of every sentence and try to find every detail you can to try and pin underlying racism on me. you can also use your massive grasp of the English language to point out my every mistake.

but in your every attempt to do any of these thing. you have done nothing but show that you think your superior to everyone on this forum. while all the while hiding behind anon or misleading char names. showing that you are afraid of how others view you or would view you if they found out who you are.

as well as your moving servers shows that for some reason you cannot live in our online culture so you had to move to a different world and start over hoping others would not see you for the person you were on our server. sure you can give excuses for this but there is no need. we understand and except you for the person you have shown.

lashing out at a person like you have shows nothing at all but your own lack of understanding, compassion. And displays your own hateride of others and a desire to hide your own problems and make your self feel better by hating others. i think you should seek help. maybe a nice antidepressants would do wonders for you. and might make it easier for you to function in the real world. and maybe just maybe you will be able to be the person your sig claims to be. get some help.

maybe then you will understand the world is not a P.C place. everyone everywhere has different views of things. not everyone can spell, type, understand, and define others from simple stories on a forum typed to try and be funny so others might relate to them.

many of us don’t take our post and run them thro a spell checker program. We want others to see our flaws. To know were not perfect and to accept us for who and what we are. People just people


i even used spell check on this in hopes it would be less complex and easier for you to understand. but i guess it wont be but i tryed
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#93 Sep 18 2007 at 1:30 PM Rating: Default
bhonnshiven wrote:
As for Holt, how about we just ignore him because he hasn't said one coherent thought in the whole **** topic in a time span of about 2 years?
My objective the whole time was to entertain readers, goad you, and bring people out to talk about Mega's strengths while you talked about his supposed weaknesses a.k.a. your perception of racism and illeteracy. In other words, I changed the audience from monologue to spirited debate among the entirety of the server. Despite your attempts to dismiss me, it has worked. Here we are again in 2007. And again, I've brought his friends.

Nonetheless, I admit that there is a person on the other end of this name you have given yourself, and apparently, although insufferably dismissive of anything I have typed in this thread up to now, you took offense. So in all of this, whether I think you deserve it or not, my apologies to you, sir.

My response, as posted on KillingIfrit:

Well, if I have a major fallacy in all of this, it tends to be my willingness to leap to any kind of a defense of a friend or someone with a good reputation at a moments notice or the moment an issue is spotted. Sometimes it's a good decision, and sometimes it's lunacy and either does no good or makes matters worse. I don't know if I should have dusted off this thread (reference to KI), but I know what people are capable of. Mega and Snipps have treated me very well in-game... always helpful. I took chance and bought some stuff at the College Station FFXI Festival and sent it to them. Sure enough, a check came in the mail in short order.

When you earn people's trust, it should be fairly defended. Mega and Snipps are just one example. There’s plenty of other examples out there for both in-game and real life… but that’s for another thread. If I cross the line in defending someone, I apologize for past and future transgressions. It's just the passion in me - just know that I care about my friends and would fairly defend should the need arise. I will continue to try to curtail my temper and be a better person. I hope the last year or so has already produced results.

In the meantime, you need to know that I like to run around in a robe and subligar in the Dunes during EXP parties. Please make sure to .dat swap accordingly.
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#94 Sep 18 2007 at 4:10 PM Rating: Default
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So I'm the hypocrite now? What a load of horse **** I'm not the one bashing someone's command of the English language. You are.I merely pointed that little fact out to you. You are just too stupid to realize you aren't perfect either. At any rate, I'm done with this. Go ahead and carry on in your hate filled little world. Just don't blame us when you get lonely in there.

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#95 Sep 19 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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So I'm the hypocrite now? What a load of horse sh*t. I'm not the one bashing someone's command of the English language. You are.I merely pointed that little fact out to you. You are just too stupid to realize you aren't perfect either.


You'd have a point if you weren't completley wrong. I'm not wanting perfect English, just something that's comprehensible, which that stuff he types isn't. I've never said I was perfect. However...

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With all of your run on sentences and lack of punctuation, however; you are not in much better shape.


You seem to be prattling on and on about perfect English and run-on sentences while not even formulating a proper sentence. No one expects perfect English on a message board, and people like you who do want it are asinine. The rest of us (the non-hypocrites) just want something readable.

But hey, I guess you knew that and weren't just typing out random, thoughtless **** when you got called out on it.
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#96 Sep 25 2007 at 12:58 AM Rating: Default
Well, I for one would love to see more stories, be it here or KI. I'm sorry bhonnshiven, but you can't deny someone the right to post just because you can't deal with how they operate while everyone else can. You should have called in a moderator if you couldn't handle it. It's Alla's board, not yours.

Sorry, bro. That's the real proof of what has transpired. Please stop attempting to gain the last word to everything you're involved in, and let's just move on. You've said your piece, you've been disagreed with by virtually everyone, and it's over. I appreciate your courtesy for your withdrawal from the matter and the thread in advance. From someone who has offered an apology and an attempt at reconciliation, do it for me.
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#97 Sep 27 2007 at 12:33 PM Rating: Decent
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I understand Megatron's typing perfectly. It isn't hard to see what words/sentences are being formed (even if skewed). Anyway, at least it isnt full of leet speak or that **** text-message shortform ****

Also, i don't see any signs of racism in Mega's posts either. Maybe i'm not looking hard enough, but i'm thinking you're overly sensitive on the matter.
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it has been many many many months since anyone has typed in this thread. due to working two jobs, and spine surgery, friends and family getting sick and dieing. you know tipical life BS. i havetn been online. well my char has. my wife has used me from time to time to PL her lower level jobs. well last night i was off from both jobs. and was checking emails and my wife wanted to play. so i was glad to do so.

me and her logged on and i am a 18 SCH. funny part is ive never actually xped the job. my wife has be leveling both new jobs atthe same time on mine and her char. i guess i got labled a SCH becasue i refused to be a Dancer. no offence to all those DNC out there but my personality and fear of watching a galka dance. prevents me from doing so.

well after about 45 mins we hit 18 in the penn and descided to go regear and maybe go to the maze or the dunse. well my old buddy Ra (Glaka WHM) asked if we had done the new camapin stuff. i told him no but we had all the mauls so he showed us how it was done and we did that from 7p.m till 11 p.m gained about 5k xp and 3k in notes.

i have to admit it brings back memeories of exp force but endgame. i must have died about 6 times 1/2 those times were due to trains and argo thro resting from a mile away. the rest were just plain old deaths. i took my SMN in hopes of testing out if i couls skill up magic or staff. but i guess you cant because niether went up a single .1 .

but all in all it was very enjoyable and i hope everyone tries it at least once.

this has been a public service anouncement for Final Fantasy 11
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#99 Feb 07 2008 at 8:28 PM Rating: Decent
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yeah, the campaign battles are pretty sweet, what you can do to skillup is just not enter the campaign, but just fight the mobs.

but good to see some old faces posting on here again
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well monday saw the return of one of my old friends Donkeyboy or DB. he has been gone for almost a year now. and im glad he has returned. everyone wish him GL when you see him. Nothing much of intreset happening for me in the game as of late. Except my RL wife (Snipps in FFXI) finally got to kill Aquarus as a BST and get the axe. i am hoping to pop 63 today. and ive become used to doing things with just 2 people. for all the BST fans out there.

WTF is up with pets comming uncharmed during a fight. 95% of the time mine come uncharmed during fights not when im just standing there. i mean for 20 mins i can just be doing nothing and my pet is happy as hell. but no pick a fight anytime poof CRAP. i got to recharm. o and how freaking mad do i get when i go to recharm a pet and accidently charm my xp mob.

there is a intresting topic. lets hear peoples Funny or not so funny BST stories.
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#101 Jul 18 2008 at 4:36 AM Rating: Default
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last night me and the misses were duoing as BST in TOA. well it was time we moved the xp had droped alot since we hit 63. so as im looking i notice i didn't have the map to the mire. so we get to looking and its a quest. and look it up on ala and we go do the cut sceens in town. it takes about 5 mins for each one of these stupid pointless cutsceens. i'm not a girl i dont want to watch NPC soaps. and they better thank what ever higher power that i dont have control of my char durin these things.

cause 3/4 of them i would as an example. push the little taru **** hat in the ocean. saved me a lot of trouble and maybe just maybe made the world a batter place but noooooooo SE likes to make thing that would be 30 sec long into 3 hour ordeals. well enough of my EMO SE ranting. what can i say im long in the tooth on FFXI so i can do that lol.

anyway we after reading the posts on ala and seeing as how perople at 70 were able to solo it. 2 63 BST with vt 2 houred pets should be able to spank it. well lets jsut say people love to underplay how tough this little bas^ard is. by the time i was able to move he hit me 3 times and i was 1/2 dead. i sick my pet on it. my wife thrown her pet on it. and were off locating new pets. waiting for them to die to send in the next way.

well as soon as mine dies i target the closest mob and poof its claimed. THF soloing in the Zone claimed it. all well ill move to the next one. and to my suprise there isnt any. the THF in the area had killed most everything that was good enough to use. so i charm a bird. turn and BAMN i fall over dead. my wife claims her pet send it in and it kills her two. it de-spawns and she pops Reraise. the THF does a say.

THF-(map)(quest)(monster)?
Snipps-yep
THF- that things insane i had my SMN Solo it :D

my wife turns to me and starts to say something . and i cut her off. **** no im not doing it as my SMN. she says crap. and i can see she is starting to get mad and upset. if those thf weren't taking our mobs we would have.... i cut her off again . it had nothing to do with the THF dear. we just cant do it. no excuses were just cant do it . maybe at 75 but right now we cant.

we start waling to the tower . and a group of people are fighting a NM dino looking thing DEA or something. i dont remember its name. there running it around the towner in little circles . so i sit down and start watching them kill it.they go around and around and around. then it does its AOE move and a few of them fall over dead.

well i tell my wife lets go raise there dead and help keep them alive.
wont they think were going to steal it? i tell her no we got nothing else to do so why not help some people. well after raising a bunch of them and casting what Cure III we could they beat it. and i descided to ask them for help.

they argee. we walk over to the nm's spot i pop it. and within 8 SEc its dead.
i thank them. and tehy head back to town.

the THF is standing there. and i say
Mega- who needs a SMN lol.

and we run off pleased at the kindness very rarely shown these days on FFXI in endgame areas. have a wounderful day on FFXI and RL

P.S before any SMN starts to give me **** about it. i am a LVL 70 SMN and love the job. im just not doing it. ill break a nail. j/k
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