scchan wrote:
{Joke Post}
There is one place (at least) that you have to curse every sentence -- on a taxicab in Hong Kong. In Hong Kong Taxicab driver language, a sentence without the Cantonese equivalent of f**k is not a complete sentence.
So ... they say f**k to customers, f**k to radios , f**k to other cab drivers :3 People get used to it :3
Would it be something like this?
Customer: Taxi!
Taxi Driver: Yeah yeah! Where the f**k do you want to go f**ker?
C: Uhh..ok..I need to go to (insert random place here...I don't know HK)
TD: Ok get the f**k in f**kface!
(A few minutes after driving)
Taxi Radio: Today's weather is sunny with 20% chance of rain
TD: F**k you weatherman!
C:.....
TD: So....nice f**king weather we're having today eh?
C: ...Yeah it's nice...
(Coming to a stop light where another taxi driver is right next to you)
Other Taxi Driver: Hey f**kstick! How's your f**king day today!?
TD: Why if it isn't that motherf**ker Wang! Sup Wang! Slow f**king day today...How about you? Still f**king mothers?
OTD: What the f**k do you think? How about you fatherf**ker? Still f**king fathers?
TD:HAHAHAHAHAHA! F**k you, you witty f**k!
C:........
(Red light turns green. Both drivers start taking their separate routes. Both drivers wave at each other with their middle finger)
Edited, Jun 1st 2007 3:27am by KittanaAKADesnia Edited, Jun 1st 2007 3:28am by KittanaAKADesnia