I posted but you still ain't replying
I sent a tell, a pm, and an email to you crying
I made two topics up on Alla apoligizin'
You must notta seen or recognized them
Sometimes I cause too much drama when I write em
But anyways, **** it
what's been up man how's your new crew
My shell is tight, we doing HNM soon
If I had a linkshell, guess what I call it
I would name it Darken Mercs
I heard about Cerebron freaking you over I 'm sorry
I lost my whole shell when Mek turned and went retarded
I know you prolly hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got my DM pearl you gave me and broke first hand
I gotta' desktop full of your screenshots and your speeches man
I liked the way you handled Serket too, that **** was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this Gibbs
Hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, sorry so sloppy,
This is Darkenbuddy
You still ain't replied or wrote
I hope you get a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's ****'ed up about my coffer key
If you didn't wanna go to Eldieme and help me get it you didn't have to
But you coulda' helped me camp NM's with Mekaru
That was my closest brother man
Though he talks like he's 6 years old
We worked hard in DM, you found WoW and said you had to go,
That's pretty weak man, you were like our ****'ing idol.
He hates you more than I do man,
He'd stab you before I could
I ain't that mad, I just don't like being ignored
Remember when we were in Jeuno and you said if you was bored you would help me
See I'm just like you in a way, I didn't like my linkshell either
I used to kick my members like you did for calling me a cheater
I can relate to what you saying in your posts
So when I have a crappy day, I go to Allakhazam to boasts
Cause I don't really gotta life so that's what helps when I'm depressed
I even got DM4Life tattoo'ed across my chest
Sometimes I even play for days to see how long I can go
Just like leading the Dark Mercenaries, I'm hard-core and everyone knows
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My wife is jealous, cause I'm playing 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Gibbs No one did
I know the truth about all the lies and rumors and the fibs
You gotta reply back man, you'll be the bestest friend I'll ever lose
P.S. We should fight HNM's together too
Dear Mr. I'm to good to have DB in my shell
I'm sick of you ignoring all my messages and tells
It's been 6 months and still no help, I don't deserve it
I know you quit ninja and are leveling ranger caused they nerfed it
So this is my last pm I'm sending you.
I hope you get it
I'm in Eldieme right now. I'm casting firaga on a Tomb Mage
Hey Gibbs, I just passed your homeboy Drebian, dare me to MPK?
You know that post you wrote about Investing in others and helping others out
And in the end they will invest in you and help you out But they didn't,
and you exposed them all at the Gathering of Mercs and laughed at them
That's kinda how this is, you coulda stopped me from hating on you
Now it's too late. I asked a thousand times for help on one key
And all I wanted was a hey what's up and a pearl
I hope you know I tell everyone your really a girl
I loved you Gibbs. We coulda ruled Caitsith together. Think about it.
You ruined it now. I hope Balthamel blink tanks you and owns you.
And when he owns you i hope your boy Woo is unable to raise 2 you.
I hope you delevel so much you couldn't farm rabbit hides without me.
You see Gibbs... stfu Gibbs I'm trying to talk. Hey Gibbs,
My boy Darkage saying your tanking's looking rough
And I'd believe him over you, cause his gear owns
see maybe if you had gear like his someone would invite you too
Well, I gotta' go. Airships 'bout to crash.
Hmm.. Lemme think, who else can I bash?
I meant to write you sooner I just been busy
How's your wife and kid now, how many months is he?
Look I'm really flattered you would call your linkshell that
But keep in mind I'd never even try,
to bring the old DM back
I'm sorry I haven't responded to your tells
I musta' been tanking gods.
Don't think I'm ignoring you just counting shadows and my odds
But what's this stuff you said about Darkage's gear?
I tanked those mobs naked in front of him and Binki, and without fear
You got some issues DB, I think you need to call a GM
Or bash people less in game and on allakhazam
What's this stuff about us killing HNM's together?
You know I'm with Dark Empire and helpin Shawn cuz he's like a brother
I really think that you and Mekaru need each other
But maybe you just need to treat him better
I hope you get to read this post
I just hope it reaches you in time
Before a GM bans you, I think that you'll be doing just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you
But why are you mad? Try to understand that I do want you in my shell
I just don't want you to think that it's old DM
I seen this one post on Allakhazam a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some player was in love with a girl inside this game
and bought her lots of stuff and even called her by first name
But in the end she screwed him over, and so wrote a post about it here
Come to think about, this one's just as dumb, but sorta' rhymed..
To my brother Darkenbuddy. For all the laughs, tears, and life you've brought to this game and these forums.
Please stop all the drama, racist remarks about Mexicans, communists, Islam, bragging, tough guy act, and whatever other horsesh*t I keep seeing you type up but do not reply to.