"Look, this isn't cool. I didn't have room for the exp gear AND the event gear, ok?
I'm only wearing all this crap because I'm protesting the system of eight mail slots, no storage room, and absolute necessity of mules.
Look, Mr. GM, you might think you're pretty hot with your little red Atari outfit there. I might look gimpy, but at least I'm 3D, and I don't have to put up with this...I didn't MPK that party, I just ran out of MP and couldn't debuff anything. MAYBE you assclowns should have put STATS on this goddamn event gear.
Oh yeah? You want some? Come on, you Communist, you walking talking excuse for a Radio Flyer wagon. Your 'Oh I'm So Uber' stats don't scare me."
*scuffle*
*pow*
*biff*
*urk*
"HAHAHA! I HAVE OUTWITTED YOU, TOUGH GUY!!"
*home point*
*go back out to exp in event gear*