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#1 Sep 28 2004 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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My job sucks so bad, and is infinately boring, I am writing this post in absolute proof of these facts.

The Official Bismarck Flame Thread

Being that there seems to be certain topics that always get an argumentative response, I thought this would be a good opportunity to humorously dive into some of these topics.

Now there is to be no rating, no apologies and absolutely no feelings will be hurt. (Unless you are extraordinarily stupid and cannot discern harsh, quailty humor from insults).

I will choose a few topics, just to get the ball rolling. These are just items I have noticed become flame wars and by all means they better fu[/b]ckin' be flame wars here. Please come up with your own flame topics and and give me any suggestions, so that I can flame them.

1. WHM's are Asshats
2. Elvaan Mages are teh suk
3. DRK can't hit sh[b]
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4. Dunes!!
5. Canada vs. USA
6. Bastok sucks!!
7. NIN tank is better than PLD
8. So what if I sub Dragoon?
9. NM BOTS!
10. They might, not go, down in history...but they'll go down on your sister.

OK I ran outta ideas on that last one, but if anyone listens to NOFX they should appreciate.

Anyhow, don't be shy. Flame parties, places, individuals...whatever you want. ****, **** on the neighbor's dog for all I care. But it had better be somewhat funny, very harsh and ignorantly stated. Everyone ******* and whines in other threads, so don't pass up this opportunity!

I await the competition.

EDIT: 11. Eww, ewww forgot a major one...Fu[b][/b]ck John Kerry.


Edited, Tue Sep 28 12:50:12 2004 by Trizzoro
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#2 Sep 28 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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The most worthless sub in FFXI by far: DRG!

What possible advantages would you get by subbing DRG? I was in this pt in the Dunes (eww, a cross-flame reference)and these two chicks invited me to thier pt when I was NIN.

The WAR/DRG chick INSISTED on being the tank (once again, I was NIN/WAR at the time). After she began taking a severe beating, I would voke and her other friend, as if offended I would have the gaul to voke, would voke it off of me (she was a DRK/WAR).

So I was like "WTF?" Tried to explain to them last I heard, NIN IS a tank, and the DRK Mithra bi[/b]tch was like "I don't know why he voked when you're the tank" talking as if I wasn't even there.

Well, why the fu[b]
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#3 Sep 28 2004 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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LOL..you would have to pick the one that probably is the most (logically) right..DRG subs ARE worthless (for all the reasons you've mentioned). Now why anyone would? Well, The ONLY reason I could come up with (and this is pretty weak) is if you like using a spear and (again, can't confirm) there is some special ability you can only get if you have DRG as main or sub. This would be a dumb reason, but hey, we aren't all rocket scientists in this game. I don't think your gonna get much flaming on that Triz, you'll probably get more people /nod'ing more than anything. Should have gone with the Elvaan mages are teh suk, then we can drop the gloves.
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#4 Sep 28 2004 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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Trizzoro, you're such a freakin' noob!

You should know that DRG subs roxxorz! (is that how it goes?)

Not only do you miss out on your wyvern, you also gain worthless stats to work with. Anyone with a DRG sub will get the **** kicked outta him attempting to tank, you say? Who else can make such a bold claim, I ask you? Nobody! Get your facts straight before you start in on the marvelous DRG sub.

Sub those DRG's people. Your name will go down in history. Or is that infamy?

So anyway, get your facts straight. And ***** you, buddy!

Oh yeah, Windurst sucks.

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#5 Sep 28 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Why are all the DRK's such idiots? I mean, not once have I partied with a DRK who didn't get me killed. And, who in gods name says that DRK's can tank? Apprently 95% of the DRK's out there think that they can tank from levels 12-75. I'm not sure if this is a suprise really, considering how stupid they are, but I know that i'll NEVER party with a DRK AGAIN.

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#6 Sep 28 2004 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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And another thing!

Who gves a dam how people spel? You can unnerstand the sentance, right? Who cars if a few wods are mispeled!

Dpwn with the speling *****!

--Arondight, Bismarck

I had to actually go through this one twice to make sure it looks like I wanted it to look. I still hate you all.
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#7 Sep 28 2004 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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sagashe wrote:
Trizzoro, you're such a freakin' noob!

You should know that DRG subs roxxorz! (is that how it goes?)

Not only do you miss out on your wyvern, you also gain worthless stats to work with. Anyone with a DRG sub will get the **** kicked outta him attempting to tank, you say? Who else can make such a bold claim, I ask you? Nobody! Get your facts straight before you start in on the marvelous DRG sub.

Sub those DRG's people. Your name will go down in history. Or is that infamy?

So anyway, get your facts straight. And ***** you, buddy!

Oh yeah, Windurst sucks.

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Suck me sideways punk. I eat little pieces of sh[/b]it like you for breakfast. "You eat pieces of sh[b]it for breakfast?" you ask? Yes, I do.

I would rather sub Grandma then DRG. ****, I would rather drive a Ford Mustang, listen to Randy Travis, cut the sleeves of of my cardigan sweater and dip Copenhagen in my upper lip than even unlock the job of DRG.

And yeah, all DRK do seem to be complete fu[/b]cktards. especially Galka.

And Vim, Elvaan mages are teh suk. You said it yourself. Your MP pool is compareable to size of your shriveled Elvaan *****. Extraordinarily small and useless. Oh yeah, Canada is the USA's little bi[b]
tch sister!

Edited, Tue Sep 28 12:54:14 2004 by Trizzoro
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#8 Sep 28 2004 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
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Trizzoro the Quick wrote:
Suck me sideways punk.


Give me a magnifying glass and 50 bucks and I'll see what I can do.

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I would rather sub Grandma then DRG.


Now you're dissin' the Grandma sub? What the ****'s the matter with you? No one makes better Apple Pies +1 than Grandma. What idiot wouldn't want the Grandma sub? Oh wait... you.

And furthermore, eating **** for breakfast gives you your fiber intake for the day... no arguments there. It's grrrrreat!

In closing, I'd like to say: Stick your head up a goblin's *** and see if you can find the Bomb Toss stashed there.

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#9 Sep 28 2004 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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sagashe wrote:
Trizzoro the Quick wrote:
Suck me sideways punk.


Give me a magnifying glass and 50 bucks and I'll see what I can do.

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I would rather sub Grandma then DRG.


Now you're dissin' the Grandma sub? What the ****'s the matter with you? No one makes better Apple Pies +1 than Grandma. What idiot wouldn't want the Grandma sub? Oh wait... you.

And furthermore, eating **** for breakfast gives you your fiber intake for the day... no arguments there. It's grrrrreat!

In closing, I'd like to say: Stick your head up a goblin's *** and see if you can find the Bomb Toss stashed there.

--Arondight, Bismarck


50 bucks? Wow, your a cheap *****. You from Bastok? Figures. Can't make gil for sh[b][/b]it there, so suckin' for bucks would be your main income.

As far as the Gob's bomb stash I have news for you. I tried it, and Bluffnix said his *** was already sore from the "shocker" you gave him with your thumb tac member during an invasive Gobbie Bag session with you, Gobsexual.

Let me guess, your favorite job is DRK/DRG? Or are you one of the morons that thinks Blue Mage is a swell idea to have in FFXI? I can only imagine the frustration your 3rd grade teachers experience with you on a daily basis.

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#10 Sep 28 2004 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, well, I'd rather give out sucks for gil than your method of "earning" gil. At least I'm working an accepted trade for mine. They don't call you Jerry's ***** for nothing.

And I'll have you know Bluffnix was completely satisfied with my service. So much so, that he even gave me my gobbiebag upgrade for free. Learn what insults people before you attempt to insult them, noob.

And what the **** is wrong with Blue Mages now? Jesus, it's nothing but complaints from you. You must have been abused as a child. Does daddy stop by twice a week to make sure your demeanor doesn't change?

And you got it wrong again, cocksnot. I passed 3rd grade on time. It's the 4th grade I can't seem to get past, these last 13 years. Get your facts straight. And get a clue while you're at it.

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#11 Sep 28 2004 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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This thread suxorz...I dont know why you would even post here

I think Ill add that I happen to think that Elvaan Whm/Drg pwns all other jobs in the game. and dont you forget that *****

another thing Bismarck sucks *** its like **** here, and the only reason I plan on staying is because I love all the Gilfarmers we have
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#12 Sep 28 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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/drops the gloves

Triz Triz Triz...now you've done it...you got me in this ring..
warning, it should be noted Triz and I are friends

First of all, the way you fight Triz, you DO sub your grandma, and thank god you do cause then it would look sad. And ask your sister about my shrivled Elvaan *****. What was it you said? 'They may, not go, down in history...'

My MP pool is just FINE. I, for one, don't spam cure 3's when the tank lost only 50 HP. I prefer being elvaan because when some egotistical trigger happy RNG decides to unload on a mob
because of sexual frustration and I have to save his *** by spaming cure IV's, i won't drop dead by having the mob do nothing but **** on me like those footstool Taru's. So since your mom didn't feed you enough ******* when you were a baby, you can go right ahead and spam arrows, you cranky ***, i'll be able to save your *** and not commit suicide in the process. That's the way you RNG like to do everything; quickly. The MND bonus is nice too..that's right, Elvaan's acutally have a MND..

Oh, and Sagashe...Windurst DOES suck. So does Bastok

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#13 Sep 28 2004 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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TheRealElkal, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

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#14 Sep 28 2004 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, and Sagashe...Windurst DOES suck. So does Bastok


You know what, Vimien, YOU suck! Hard.

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#15 Sep 28 2004 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Windurst > Bastok/Sandy
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#16 Sep 28 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, and Sagashe...Windurst DOES suck. So does Bastok

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You know what, Vimien, YOU suck! Hard.

--Arondight, Bismarck


...Another one who didn't get enough of momma's ******* as a kid....wait, ask Triz' mom, she's available

this is hilarious..I'm laughing histerically at work..people are looking at me
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#17 Sep 28 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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...Another one who didn't get enough of momma's ******* as a kid....wait, ask Triz' mom, she's available


Yeah, but I get enough of your momma's ******* to make up for it. And Triz' mom as well. She's also a little ****, just like yours.

--Arondight, Bismarck

Edit: Hey, this thread got me my first star! Alright... I hate you all!

Edited, Tue Sep 28 13:34:06 2004 by sagashe
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#18 Sep 28 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, but I get enough of your momma's ******* to make up for it. And Triz' mom as well. She's also a little ****, just like yours.

--Arondight, Bismarck


Oh please, i've sucked them dry a numerous years ago.

I bet your one of those people who pay those male-mithras who offer to take their cloth off for 1k for a little pleasure anytime you feel like finding you're, what did you call it? 'thumbtack'. Or are Galka's what make your clock tick.


edit: oh hey! i got my first star too...lol

Edited, Tue Sep 28 13:43:22 2004 by Vimien
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#19 Sep 28 2004 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Oh please, i've sucked them dry a numerous years ago.

I bet your one of those people who pay those male-mithras who offer to take their cloth off for 1k for a little pleasure anytime you feel like finding you're, what did you call it? 'thumbtack'. Or are Galka's what make your clock tick.


You can't suck a ****** dry, douchebag. They're endless resevoirs. Drain 'em once and they fill right back up again.

And everyone knows there's nothing better than a well done Galkan sausage.

Idiot.

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#20 Sep 28 2004 at 1:17 PM Rating: Good
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Vimien wrote:
/drops the gloves

Triz Triz Triz...now you've done it...you got me in this ring..
warning, it should be noted Triz and I are friends

First of all, the way you fight Triz, you DO sub your grandma, and thank god you do cause then it would look sad. And ask your sister about my shrivled Elvaan *****. What was it you said? 'They may, not go, down in history...'

My MP pool is just FINE. I, for one, don't spam cure 3's when the tank lost only 50 HP. I prefer being elvaan because when some egotistical trigger happy RNG decides to unload on a mob
because of sexual frustration and I have to save his *** by spaming cure IV's, i won't drop dead by having the mob do nothing but **** on me like those footstool Taru's. So since your mom didn't feed you enough ******* when you were a baby, you can go right ahead and spam arrows, you cranky ***, i'll be able to save your *** and not commit suicide in the process. That's the way you RNG like to do everything; quickly. The MND bonus is nice too..that's right, Elvaan's acutally have a MND..

Oh, and Sagashe...Windurst DOES suck. So does Bastok



Well thats nice and all, but how do you kill things? Cure them to death? Nice. And I am not referring to undead, I guess Squeenix had to give you ignorantly weak WHM's something to do a little dmg to so you won't go home every night and cry to your mother (or mine, whichever you role off of first).

You couldn't keep a lvl 75 MNK alive fighting Bumblebees, which is the only mob you can kill within three hits, mind you. Oh yeah, MND? Thats a stat you actually brag about? I thought the idea of the game was to kill things, not wax intellectual with them. You guys do have your uses, however. If you bring food for everyone that's great, or if we need a mob to run after someone and kill them so we can all get away, Benediction works nicely for that (accept most WHM's never use til AFTER several people are dead to save their own worthless asses.)

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#21 Sep 28 2004 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, well, I'd rather give out sucks for gil than your method of "earning" gil. At least I'm working an accepted trade for mine. They don't call you Jerry's ***** for nothing.

And I'll have you know Bluffnix was completely satisfied with my service. So much so, that he even gave me my gobbiebag upgrade for free. Learn what insults people before you attempt to insult them, noob.

And what the **** is wrong with Blue Mages now? Jesus, it's nothing but complaints from you. You must have been abused as a child. Does daddy stop by twice a week to make sure your demeanor doesn't change?

And you got it wrong again, cocksnot. I passed 3rd grade on time. It's the 4th grade I can't seem to get past, these last 13 years. Get your facts straight. And get a clue while you're at it.

--Arondight, Bismarck


You're obviously a "nut" that Momma shoulda swallowed. I guess that makes you the posterboy for Pro-Choice Abortion rights.

Windurst sucks? You've got to be kidding. Oh wait...humor requires intelligence. So you were serious. Bastok looks like the developers of the game were on a tight schedule and just forgot to add color or anything interesting to the whole **** area. Plus, bastok must enjoy to have the long *** signet, only reason they shoot for last each and every week.

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#22 Sep 28 2004 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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Ok, I'm definitely in the wrong thread.

/em walks back slowly....
/wait 5
/em turns and runs for her lil taru life!!!!
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Ok, I'm definitely in the wrong thread.

/em walks back slowly....
/wait 5
/em turns and runs for her lil taru life!!!!


You're a puss. You don't even deserve the y. You're just a puss.

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#24 Sep 28 2004 at 1:48 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, Trizz..You're an asshat! Yeah, You're a big fat asshat. Dragoon rocks you. You meet a dragoon in Ballista, You ******* run you little ******** you. Go take your fat *** and yer lil alfie or wtfever avatar ya got there and go sit on a ducks beak you ******* quack.

Oh yeah, Canada sucks!

And, Trizz..Go sit on that ducks beak, you ******* quack...

Edited, Tue Sep 28 14:51:10 2004 by Zariko

Uh, Edited again...

And, You..Wintaru you short little asscrack. **** off.

Edited, Tue Sep 28 14:54:02 2004 by Zariko
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Run Chisusu Run!!!

All posters in this thread suck galka nuts...

erm...

nm

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Windurst sucks? You've got to be kidding. Oh wait...humor requires intelligence. So you were serious. Bastok looks like the developers of the game were on a tight schedule and just forgot to add color or anything interesting to the whole **** area. Plus, bastok must enjoy to have the long *** signet, only reason they shoot for last each and every week.


The only reason Windurst gets rankings is because of all the pre-pubescent little boys like yourself who like to play as girls or little midget footballs.

It takes stones to own up to a place like Bastok. You call it what you will, you midget-worshipping freak. I swear, you must have some incredibly low self esteem to be part of a nation with 3-foot tall pecks as its leaders. And a hume, to boot... where did your folks go wrong, sir, having you give your allegiance over to dinner?

--Arondight, Bismarck

Quittin' time for me. You made my workday that much more fun. Thanks Trizz! I hate you, anyway.
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Zariko wrote:
Hey, Trizz..You're an asshat! Yeah, You're a big fat asshat. Dragoon rocks you. You meet a dragoon in Ballista, You fu[/b]cking run you little shi[b]thead you. Go take your fat *** and yer lil alfie or wtfever avatar ya got there and go sit on a ducks beak you fu[/b]cking quack.

Oh yeah, Canada sucks!

And, Trizz..Go sit on that ducks beak, you fu[b]
cking quack...

Edited, Tue Sep 28 14:51:10 2004 by Zariko

Uh, Edited again...

And, You..Wintaru you short little asscrack. Fu[/b]ck off.

Edited, Tue Sep 28 14:54:02 2004 by Zariko


First off I had to fix your post in my reply to not filter. cursing is so much funnier than #^%*&@. Fu[b]
cker.

Yeah, DRG is teh sh[/b]it. That's why DRGs nickname is "LFG."

Your such pu[b]
ssys you can't even fight alone. And the dmg. a Wyvern can unleash is equivalent to a mouse ****.

I'd love to meet a DRG in Ballista. I would not even give him the respect to use WS or Barrage. I'd smack his little Wyvern first as you miss me right and left, then tax your *** like the government. I cannot believe any proud male would choose a job that uses a "pole" as a weapon.
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Wintaru wrote:
Run Chisusu Run!!!

All posters in this thread suck galka nuts...

erm...

nm

runs off to wherever Chisusu went...


At least we aren't smaller than a Galka nut. When your galka boyfriend tea bags you, please take screenys. That would be worth the Smiley: twocents
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1st Sandy Rules!!!!

2nd The one thing i will say about the DRG Quest is that the Story behind it is preety good, but IMO the class itself i didnt like to play

3rd Lets get a Paper View Event for this Match if we charge 39.95 we would make a killing :p
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#30 Sep 28 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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Oh yeah, Fu[/b]ck John Kerry's wannabe Kennedy dumb ***.

He is a Ted Kennedy's huge *** kissin' Jay Leno mug lookin' dimwitted brainless, heartless sack of monkey sh[b]
it lying Son of a Bi[b][/b]tch..

Edited, Tue Sep 28 17:20:07 2004 by Trizzoro
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Hey I take offense to all the galka jokes that were made in here. Just because Galkas are a-sexual doesn't mean anything
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#32 Sep 28 2004 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Trizz sucks at insulting...he's an asshat...and a ******* quack at that!
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Zariko, you can't flame for ****. Why don't you go outside and play hide and go **** yourself? ^^

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I'll even send one of the Katies with you to help...douche.

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trizz .. i think your avatar needs growth hormones ...
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1. WHM's are Asshats
*switches to WHM*
SHUT UP YOU STUPID NOOB OR I"LL LEAVE YOUR PT! GO PULL AND GET US CHAIN 18!!!

PS: REFRESH ME!

4. Dunes!!
Dune novels are awesome. I recently read The Butlerian jihad, which is very... different. That's to be expected though, I mean it was written by Frank Herbert's son. The miniseries was cool, even it it did diverge from the plot somewhat. At least it's not that god-aweful David Lynch version! ARGH! It's soooo bad! STUPID NOOB DIRECTOR MAULING TEH BOOKZ OF AWESOME!?!?!

WTF WAS UP WITH THE RAIN AT THE END!?


5. Canada vs. USA
USA: lots of money (most of it in the hands of corporate oligarchies) lots of weapons, lots of right wing wackos.

Canada: a lot less money (most of it in the hands of corporate oligarchies) lots of health care, lots of hippies.


6. Bastok sucks!!
If by "sucks" you mean "Sucks all the strength and vigor out of the other nations by it's sheer AWESOMENESS FACTOR" - then yes, it does.


7. NIN tank is better than PLD
Ninjas can tank while totally wailling hard on a guitar and handing out fries! Therefore, yes they are better.


9. NM BOTS!
Yes, let's all nevermind the bots.

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#37 Sep 28 2004 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good
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John Kerry can suck my nuts, so can Elvaans, all the WHMs, all the DRGs, all of Windurst, and Canada.
#38 Sep 29 2004 at 4:57 AM Rating: Good
You know what else? F*CK THE CRAWLER'S NEST!!

Whose idea was that f*cking mess anyway? It's aggro Castlevania is what it is, and have you ever tried to find a coffer or a chest in there?!
My god, I must have died FIVE TIMES looking for a plain little old weakass treasure chest. I ran out of MP casting sneak! SNEAK! FIVE HUNDRED EM PEE! Sneak costs EIGHT MP TO CAST!
ELEVEN HOURS RUNNING AROUND HITTING TAB!

*ting ting ting ting ting ting*

Hey, you know what else? F*ck Goblin Gamblers. What the crap is up with that ****, you have some **** level 25 goblin hanging out in a level 15 area. Bomb toss my ***. Blaze spikes, my ***. F*ck Gamblers. Stupid name too.

And wtf is up with ALLIANCES!? F*CK ALLIANCES!

Remember Eco Warrior? Every alliance I've been in since that day was Eco Warrior. Ninety nine boobs and one sane guy, all trying to accomplish the same end.
Here's to you people that can't stay focused when you're in an alliance: **** YOU! WE'RE LEAVING NOW, ASSHAT!
Don't attack the Lost Soul, asshat. It doesn't drop paper. It does however suck HP from EVERYONE IN THE ALLIANCE, thereby getting back to full health, while everyone is YELLOW NOW!

AND OH LOOK THE UNDEAD ARE ALL LINKING I THINK I'M REACHING NEW LEVELS OF ECSTACY.

*pant pant*

Hey, you know what else? Windhurst, you blow. You blow more than Shanghai at midnight.
The toilets in Windhurst probably require you to go up three floors, past various obstacles not marked on the map, go around the toilet four times, do a little dance, complete a quest, kill Kirin, take the airship back and forth to Jeuno twice, ride the boat, and THEN use the potty.

Bastok, you know what, you blow too. I'm gonna paraphrase a friend of mine:
GO PLANT A **** TREE ALREADY!
Bastok is Iraq. Don't believe me? Go look at it! Look! See it? Iraq.

And Sandy, what's your problem. You think you're France. The Elvaan are all French. This explains the white magic casting motion, the fruity lisp of that dude in Norg, and the attitude problem. STOP BEING FRENCH. START BEING FIRST IN RANK AGAIN. WORLD WAR TWO IS OVER.

One more. F*ck Maat.
What's up with this dude, he does his little dance all the time like he's about to whale on that Nomad Moogle in front of him, at least until you give him his freaking item (which invariably requires twenty deaths and four ALLIANCES to acquire).
Then he's all normal again. Wtf. Maat. You suck. Get a real job.

Ok, last one.
F*ck Summoners that haul *** for the zone with your avatar hanging out. Do you have any clue how hilarious Ramuh looks when he's running like ****? I'm sorry, floating like ****?
He looks like he dressed up to go to a Halloween party and win Best Costume, only to walk into the party and discover it's Beirut. Look, give this guy his dignity, ok? He looks way too religious to be hauling levitating *** for the zone to Selbina. Put your summons away before you freak out and RLH. I'm laughing too hard to see over here.


heh heh heh heh. I feel better ^^



Edit: f*ck Ramuh hauling ***.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 06:07:56 2004 by Sioux
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#39 Sep 29 2004 at 5:27 AM Rating: Good
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Oh jesus christ and gary coleman...

Another ridicula..umm redic...uhh stupid thread by Trizz. Just another in a long line to boost up his post count. Lacking in other regions so you must over compensate?!?

Oh and Sandy sucks...stuck up wanna be elvaan wussies fighting with each other while the orcs steal thier cookies from the cookie jar. No the orcs won't steal the elvaan women because they...like everyone else in Vana'diel can't tell the diffrence from the male and the female elvaan as they are both so wussified.

Yes elvaan mages are the suck..the only way they can gimp by is by having a Taru rdm with ************** refresh whores.

All darknights are stoopid. They say crap like wow those four daemons nearly killed us but wow that was great fun nearly getting the entire partie wiped out...sorry I'll have to watch where I pull aggro from next time.

More to follow as there seems to be a never ending supply of moron matierial in this game. Smiley: grin
#40 Sep 29 2004 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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/salute Sioux

**** good flame XD gave me a well needed laugh XD
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#41 Sep 29 2004 at 6:43 AM Rating: Good
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10. They might, not go, down in history...but they'll go down on your sister.


LMAO!

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Canada is the USA's little ***** sister!


And this????? All I have to say is...ITS ON BROTHER!!!



Edited, Wed Sep 29 07:46:58 2004 by Eleusynia
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#42 Sep 29 2004 at 6:43 AM Rating: Good
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Ok, first of all, just STFU.

Yeah, that's right. Shut the f*ck up. I ROXOR ALL U SUXORS!1!

Don't even reply to this, because I simply PWN all you ******** So all of you assclowns just get in line and start humming on my balls, ok? Know why you need to hum on my balls? I'll tell you why. All you ******* cry and complain about the gil farmers, yet you know you buy gil online, and that's why you have the uber gear. Don't f*cking lie to me, because I know it's true. You try to say you farmed you *** off for that ****, but whatever. We all know Americans are lazy. No way you farmed the gil needed for that Peacock Charm, Hauberk +1 and two Sniper's Rings +1. Unless by farm you mean "sucked Jerryx's ****", except that he's a Galka and therefore doesn't have a *****. So, you probably blew one of the other Jerries, namely one of the Tarus, which makes you a pederast. Don't know what that means? Go look it up in the dictionary, you illiterate f*ck.

So, in closing, just remember: Xanoxonax > you worthless ********

Edited, Wed Sep 29 07:48:49 2004 by Xanoxonax
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#43 Sep 29 2004 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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-ding....round 2

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trizz .. i think your avatar needs growth hormones ...
and u suck ..


Triz likes little boys or adults that look like little boys

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Hey I take offense to all the galka jokes that were made in here. Just because Galkas are a-sexual doesn't mean anything
:P


Galka' are not asexual, they just all like F*cking each other, so that's why there are no galka babies. You know who the feminin ones are too cause they all decide to become pansy *** BRD or Mages...watching a Galka pull out a flute is priceless

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Trizz sucks at insulting...he's an asshat...and a @#%^ing quack at that!


Let the big boys play....The forum for Sesame street vs. Barney is just a few clicks away.

Quote:
You know what else? F*CK THE CRAWLER'S NEST!!

Whose idea was that f*cking mess anyway? It's aggro Castlevania is what it is, and have you ever tried to find a coffer or a chest in there?!
My god, I must have died FIVE TIMES looking for a plain little old weakass treasure chest. I ran out of MP casting sneak! SNEAK! FIVE HUNDRED EM PEE! Sneak costs EIGHT MP TO CAST!
ELEVEN HOURS RUNNING AROUND HITTING TAB!

*ting ting ting ting ting ting*

Hey, you know what else? F*ck Goblin Gamblers. What the crap is up with that sh*t, you have some **** level 25 goblin hanging out in a level 15 area. Bomb toss my ***. Blaze spikes, my ***. F*ck Gamblers. Stupid name too


First of all, there are many places to 'rest' in CN...You're an idiot for losing all your MP casting sneak...are you Galka or something?

And WHAT is with the name goblin 'gamblers'? Do they sit around play poker at the end of the day?...CMON Square..come up with some better names.

Bastok can't grow any trees cause we people from Sandy dumped all our trash on that ******** a long time ago. It's also where we test our nukes...I mean c'mon people, you think Galka's ALWAYS looked like Rosanne's retarded brother.

You know what i hate too..all you F*ucking /shout spammers in Jueno. You give me a f*cking headache. Don't get me started on you ******** rolls 614! *sswipes

Oh, and Yankees suck, Ohio sucks, both your 'presidential candidates' suck

GO MONTR..er...WASHINGTON EXPOS!










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#44 Sep 29 2004 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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I ROXOR ALL U SUXORS!1!


hooked on phonics..check it out and all you other wipes that can't take 2 seconds to TYPE out a word..you lazy sh*ts

[quote]So, in closing, just remember: Xanoxonax > you worthless ***************

typo there ...should say Xanoupyourass < you worthless ********* get your math straight

You worthless DRK...go back to 'Absorb'ing **** for crack
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#45 Sep 29 2004 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Ok edited out because despite the request that these not be rated. I just got rated down the wazoo in 2 minutes......

Actually here is a flame for you..

**** LAME **** PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO RATE DOWN BUT NEVER EXPRESS AN OPINION AS TO WHY!!!

May you live many years in your basement apartment with your 50 cats and your mothball ridden wardrobe because you never amounted to anything in life because you have NO SENSE OF HUMOUR WHATSOEVER!!!

I'm done :)

May the further rate-downs begin!!

(Makes me feel better to know I atleast have a reason to be rated down)



Edited, Wed Sep 29 08:39:48 2004 by Eleusynia
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#46 Sep 29 2004 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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First of all, cocksmoker, I was bashing that kind of talk.

Second of all, why don't you get a real job? A WHM Elvaan? Man, you must sit around with that flag up a whole **** of a lot. That is, unless you have some static party that feels bad for your worthless Elvaan White Mage ***. Then you're probably riding their coat tails to end game like every other f*cking WHM out there.

Anyways, have fun wearing that full RSE set all the way into your 60s, if not until endgame. But that's ok, since WHMs stand in the back away from the mob. And with that lame *** Elvaan MP pool, there's no way you have to worry about drawing hate, so you won't take any hits at all what so ever. Go get a real Elvaan job, why don't you? Bet all the kids at school in San d'Oria made fun of you when you picked your lot in life. Just like every Taru makes fun of you now for trying to cut in on their action.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 08:42:43 2004 by Xanoxonax
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#47 Sep 29 2004 at 7:53 AM Rating: Good
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Second of all, why don't you get a real job? A WHM Elvaan? Man, you must sit around with that flag up a whole **** of a lot. That is, unless you have some static party that feels bad for your worthless Elvaan White Mage ***. Then you're probably riding their coat tails to end game like every other f*cking WHM out there.

Anyways, have fun wearing that full RSE set all the way into your 60s, if not until endgame. But that's ok, since WHMs stand in the back away from the mob. And with that lame *** Elvaan MP pool, there's no way you have to worry about drawing hate, so you won't take any hits at all what so ever. Go get a real Elvaan job, why don't you? Bet all the kids at school in San d'Oria made fun of you when you picked your lot in life. Just like every Taru makes fun of you now for trying to cut in on their action.


First of all I find a group faster than it takes to swing your oversized Harvesting tool and my RSE makes me look sexified, YEAH i WILL be wearing it into my 60's. At least I'm not a reject Skitzo trying to play 2 jobs, both half-assed mind you, at the same time. At least I KNOW what I want. ooooo..I'm a DD..I can cause damage...ooo...well damage is all good when you can take a punch or two or can actually take more than 2 swings during a moon phase. You think you're all badasses, but really you're just angry bedwetters as children
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#48 Sep 29 2004 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Trizzoro even said in the original posts that there are to be no ratings on this thread. You really all are a bunch of illiterate f*cks, aren't you? Yep, that's what I thought. Go back to writing 1337 talk, you worthless bunch of assclown douchebags.
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#49 Sep 29 2004 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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yeah, what the deuce? who started rating us down? probably people who don't know this is for fun....sad..


btw xanoxonax we the same lvl, we should do some genkai1 or pt together sometime..b*tch

Edited, Wed Sep 29 08:59:14 2004 by Vimien
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#50 Sep 29 2004 at 8:02 AM Rating: Good
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Take a punch or two, eh? Let me hip you to something, my Elvaan WHM pal. I had the pleasure of tanking as a DRK one day for about five hours when there were no ******* PLDs around, and got two levels during that time, so...yeah, I can take the hits just fine, Sonny Jim.

As for PLDs, did these motherf*ckers go into hiding or what? Or are they just sick of dying all the time thanks to Elvaan WHMs who can't heal for ****? Yeah, that must be it.

I'm definately down with some Genkai. I should be on sometime Thursday afternoon and be on this whole weekend, so drop me a line. Shame some people are ruining the fun of this thread. Venting on here is a whole lot better than strangling my roommate who is trying to ruin my sanity this semester.

Edited, Wed Sep 29 09:04:37 2004 by Xanoxonax
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#51 Sep 29 2004 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
I rated every one of you momos up. You know why? Because. You don't need to know why. F*ck off.

Someone has no sense of humor and is rating down, he's probably a slavemaster from Bastok. So f*ck him.

F*ck Zovriace too.
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