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#27 Oct 29 2007 at 5:31 PM Rating: Good
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Pfft, come talk to me when a single tire costs you 200.


Have you ever replaced tires on a streetbike?

Had to do that last month, 170 for the tire, 65 for the service


Though your posts are fine, the whole Mortal Kombat picture tied with crotch rocket references has inherently made me not like you. I'd actually prefer to have seen your face.
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#28 Oct 29 2007 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Blacktuesday wrote:
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Pfft, come talk to me when a single tire costs you 200.


Have you ever replaced tires on a streetbike?

Had to do that last month, 170 for the tire, 65 for the service


Though your posts are fine, the whole Mortal Kombat picture tied with crotch rocket references has inherently made me not like you. I'd actually prefer to have seen your face.
I prefer your cowboy avatar to your face.


OOOOoooooo zing.
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#29 Oct 29 2007 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
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Pfft, come talk to me when a single tire costs you 200.


Have you ever replaced tires on a streetbike?

Had to do that last month, 170 for the tire, 65 for the service


Though your posts are fine, the whole Mortal Kombat picture tied with crotch rocket references has inherently made me not like you. I'd actually prefer to have seen your face.
I prefer your cowboy avatar to your face.


OOOOoooooo zing.


Me too. Smiley: nod
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#30 Oct 29 2007 at 8:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Though your posts are fine, the whole Mortal Kombat picture tied with crotch rocket references has inherently made me not like you. I'd actually prefer to have seen your face.


Crotch rocket?

Does this look like a Croth Rocket?

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#31 Oct 29 2007 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
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...sorry... I prefer faces to mortal combat dragons... odd one out I guess.
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#32 Oct 30 2007 at 5:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Heh, it was a random pic I pulled offline :D
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Yeah, so I took a break during work just now to go get smokes, and on the way popped my tire...

So now I have to pay $200+ for a new pair of tires on my damn car, life sucks right now.


It's the Goddess telling you to Stop smoking now.
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#34 Oct 30 2007 at 8:21 AM Rating: Decent
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It's the Goddess telling you to Stop smoking now.


I am weak willed, stressed out, and lazy.

No stopping smoking for me :)
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#35 Oct 30 2007 at 8:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.
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#36 Oct 30 2007 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.
I already threw my bra at him.
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Though your posts are fine, the whole Mortal Kombat picture tied with crotch rocket references has inherently made me not like you. I'd actually prefer to have seen your face.


Crotch rocket?

Does this look like a Croth Rocket?

You may no longer post here. I am the resident Allakhazam board bad-*** biker. The position has been filled.

Leave now, or face my wrath.
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#38 Oct 30 2007 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.
I already threw my bra at him.
RJ, that was bologna. Strapping lunch meat to your nipples does not make it a bra.
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#39 Oct 30 2007 at 8:32 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.
I already threw my bra at him.
RJ, that was bologna. Strapping lunch meat to your nipples does not make it a bra.
But it gives me better support than any of the other name brands.
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.


I would take either one...

However, I find it confusing you first said this:

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Couldn't have happened to someone I care less about.


and now your talking about throwing your underwear at me?



Not that I am complaining or anything, just find it wonderfully ironic.


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You may no longer post here. I am the resident Allakhazam board bad-*** biker. The position has been filled.

Leave now, or face my wrath.


No problem, it is a Honda VT750 Shadow Ace, hardly badass, all stock, barely climbs over 85 MPH without feeling liek it is going to vibrate apart. I bow to the lead biker of the forums- Eldron!



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#41 Oct 30 2007 at 8:39 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: disappointed. You fucking wuss.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 12:39pm by remorajunbao
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Caldone, you're such a rebel that I can't decide if I should throw my panties or my bra at you first.


I would take either one...

However, I find it confusing you first said this:

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Couldn't have happened to someone I care less about.


and now your talking about throwing your underwear at me?



Not that I am complaining or anything, just find it wonderfully ironic.
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#43 Oct 30 2007 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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. You ******* wuss.


Lol, I'm not big enough/ important enough to throw up that big of a fight :)

However, I would gladly challange Eldron to a duel. Maybe after I remove his spleen and hang him from a lightpole by his intestines he will concede.
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#44 Oct 30 2007 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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. You @#%^ing wuss.


Lol, I'm not big enough/ important enough to throw up that big of a fight :)

However, I would gladly challange Eldron to a duel. Maybe after I remove his spleen and hang him from a lightpole by his intestines he will concede.
All excuses that a big girls blouse such as you would make. Smiley: disappointed
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#45 Oct 30 2007 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
All excuses that a big girls blouse such as you would make. Smiley: disappointed


Sometimes you people come up with the craziest retorts. Srsly.
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#46 Oct 30 2007 at 8:46 AM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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. You @#%^ing wuss.


Lol, I'm not big enough/ important enough to throw up that big of a fight :)

However, I would gladly accept Elderon's invading member inside my bottom. Maybe when the pain becomes too much, and I start to sob, he will come.


Edited, Oct 30th 2007 12:50pm by Mindel
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
All excuses that a big girls blouse such as you would make. Smiley: disappointed
Sometimes you people come up with the craziest retorts. Srsly.
My friend Tony from Leicester says that all the time. It cracks me up.
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#48 Oct 30 2007 at 8:48 AM Rating: Default
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Mindel wrote:
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You eat cauliflower!


ONLY WITH CHEESE SAUCE!

However, I would gladly eat corn from your poo on a plate of white rice.
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#49 Oct 30 2007 at 8:51 AM Rating: Decent
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All excuses that a big girls blouse such as you would make.


Hmm... Never heard that one before, thanks for filling me in on another retort I can ad to my list, might have to use it at work sometime.
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#50 Oct 30 2007 at 8:52 AM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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. You @#%^ing wuss.


Lol, I'm not big enough/ important enough to throw up that big of a fight :)

However, I would gladly challange Elderon to a duel. Maybe after I remove his spleen and hang him from a lightpole by his intestines he will concede.


You sir have offended my honour. I challenge YOU.

Now bring me your best game you sack of rancid dead hooker tits. I've seen decapitated chickens that had more brains than you. I'd suggest that you just concede now and avoid yourself a whole pile of aggravation and butthurt as I make you my little OOT *** *****.
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#51 Oct 30 2007 at 8:54 AM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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All excuses that a big girls blouse such as you would make.


Hmm... Never heard that one before, thanks for filling me in on another retort I can ad to my list, might have to use it at work sometime.


You can only pull that off if you are:

a) A loud-mouthed drunkard from Hampshire,
b) a very flamboyant gay man from central England, or
c) Alexei Sayle.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 12:54pm by Mindel
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