The time my life has fallen apart.
As I did my usual after dark activities I was worrying why my wife wasn't home yet... I had called all over the place trying to find her, seeing as how she always comes home after work and she got off at eight....
Then she walked in the door..... with someone else. She looked at me in surprise and I noticed papers in her hand...
They were divorce papers... she handed me a pen and told me to sign them
Of course I had the usual "what the **** is he doing here?" reaction... and on this reservation, I had the right to beat him to a pulp... and I did. But not without taking my fair share of hits.
I asked her why... she said she was too young to be with one person.... I guess that's what I get for getting married at 19... it's a shame... we made it two years of marriage but 6 years of being together before.... poof. All gone.
My heart is shattered, my body is bruised and craves alcohol. I shouldn't be on here, but It's better to get it out and I have no other way to.
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I suggest a warm bath and a nice, sharp straight razor.
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Archfiend MDenham wrote:
I suggest a warm bath and a nice, sharp straight razor.
I refuse to cut, if that's what you mean.
But the bath sounds good... but not now. Now, I need to drink what just happened down the drain.
Less posty, more drinky.
Master NixNot wrote:
Less posty, more cutty.
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Master NixNot wrote:
Less posty, more drinky.
Good night, OOT.
Wow, man. That is harsh. :(
Way to **** up your marriage!
I'm so sorry Quad. I hate it when you go along, thinking everything is okay, then your whole life breaks into pieces before your eyes.
You want to rant? I made a rant thread! It will help, well that and the drinking. Drinking is always good.
You want to rant? I made a rant thread! It will help, well that and the drinking. Drinking is always good.
Holy **** bro. Sorry to hear that. We could sit here and feed you cliches but she was just a *****. Don't forget to do the following as quickly as possible:
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Doug da Basher wrote:
Holy sh*t bro. Sorry to hear that. We could sit here and feed you cliches but she was just a *****. Don't forget to do the following as quickly as possible:
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
I lied about bed. Booze is better. And drunk posting passes the time more than sitting feeling sorry for myself.
The point of this post:
I own everything in the house, the house, and everything bought with the bank account money because I am a pure bred Native here. She was brought in from an orphanage. So she gets nothing.
Ungrateful *****.
Quadkit wrote:
Doug da Basher wrote:
Holy sh*t bro. Sorry to hear that. We could sit here and feed you cliches but she was just a *****. Don't forget to do the following as quickly as possible:
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
1) "Give away" anything of yours to a friend. Clean out your bank account and start working under the table.
2) Break her stuff.
3) Repeat step two until thouroughly exhasusted.
I lied about bed. Booze is better. And drunk posting passes the time more than sitting feeling sorry for myself.
The point of this post:
I own everything in the house, the house, and everything bought with the bank account money because I am a pure bred Native here. She was brought in from an orphanage. So she gets nothing.
Ungrateful *****.
This is the part where you make the next month of her life nearly unlivable. Look for every loophole in the law you can to bring down the wrath.
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
I heard savages have tiny *****. No wonder she left you.
Seriously, **** like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming, you're just a waste of time because you couldn't blow it off yourself.
FUTACLUB wrote:
Seriously, sh*t like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming.
Yep. You can always tell your wife's a ***** because she'll leak **** out of her *** and ruin your sheets. This is a sign.
FUTACLUB wrote:
Seriously, sh*t like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming, you're just a waste of time because you couldn't blow it off yourself.
I didn't see it.
At all.
She just up and left me. She acted fine until the very last day.
Quadkit wrote:
FUTACLUB wrote:
Seriously, sh*t like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming, you're just a waste of time because you couldn't blow it off yourself.
I didn't see it.
At all.
She just up and left me. She acted fine until the very last day.
Then you should seriously put down the bottle and open your eyes, you stereotype, you.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
FUTACLUB wrote:
Seriously, sh*t like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming.
Yep. You can always tell your wife's a ***** because she'll leak **** out of her *** and ruin your sheets. This is a sign.
I sort of like this new Hellboy.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
FUTACLUB wrote:
Seriously, sh*t like this just doesn't happen. You knew it was coming, you're just a waste of time because you couldn't blow it off yourself.
I didn't see it.
At all.
She just up and left me. She acted fine until the very last day.
Then you should seriously put down the bottle and open your eyes, you stereotype, you.
Despite your ***-hole approach to this, you are right. I should. But I won't put it down.
Why in the hell aren't you a Guru yet?
Quadkit wrote:
Why in the hell aren't you a Guru yet?
Doug's been camping me.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
Why in the hell aren't you a Guru yet?
Doug's been camping me.
Just in this thread.
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Quad.
I'm sorry to hear your wife left you formeanother man. I'm sure she'll have several exotic VD's by the time you see her next.
Just sayin'.
In all seriousness, **** the slutty whorebitch. I give the new guy a good couple months of hawt ******** before she spreads for some other guy
I'm sorry to hear your wife left you for
Just sayin'.
In all seriousness, **** the slutty whorebitch. I give the new guy a good couple months of hawt ******** before she spreads for some other guy
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
I don't feel bad for the idiots who get married at like 19, that's so ******* stupid you deserve to have her destroy your ability to love and care for anyone. It's obvious that she's unable to accept that you both made the wrong decisions at a young age and can't grow past the ability to drop a stack of legal papers on you. Seriously I hope you never care for another person your entire life for squandering your love with another human soul that was obviously rushed to the point of her needing the love of another **** to feel the connection of another person.
Thanks for proving my point that love is dead. I wish gays could get married because maybe it would cover up the ******** of your failed marriage.
Thanks for proving my point that love is dead. I wish gays could get married because maybe it would cover up the ******** of your failed marriage.
FUTACLUB wrote:
I don't feel bad for the idiots who get married at like 19, that's so @#%^ing stupid you deserve to have her destroy your ability to love and care for anyone. It's obvious that she's unable to accept that you both made the wrong decisions at a young age and can't grow past the ability to drop a stack of legal papers on you. Seriously I hope you never care for another person your entire life for squandering your love with another human soul that was obviously rushed to the point of her needing the love of another **** to feel the connection of another person.
Thanks for proving my point that love is dead. I wish gays could get married because maybe it would cover up the ******** of your failed marriage.
Thanks for proving my point that love is dead. I wish gays could get married because maybe it would cover up the ******** of your failed marriage.
FUTA, you need to post more. The more you post, the more I get to rate you down.
Hm. Can't think of much to say. Did you break all her stuff yet?
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