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#52 Oct 08 2013 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Start drinking then.
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My bosses might not approve. But it would make the day go faster.
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#54 Oct 08 2013 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
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Just give them some booze too.
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There is a restaurant that serves near here.
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#56 Oct 08 2013 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Are all these last comments subtle hints for me to drown my sorrows in a glass of beer?


...okay then.
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#57 Oct 08 2013 at 5:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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No idiot, they're telling you to get her drunk.
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#58 Oct 08 2013 at 8:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.
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#59 Oct 08 2013 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good
Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.

Seriously, I don't really suggest any of this..
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Since when does this forum give better relationship advice than "throw her down the stairs"?


Hey! We've ended up with at least 2 Forum inspired marriages that I know of occuring, so I think we've got a pretty good track record for the online dating market. I mean sure, we're no eharmony, but we're at least higher ranked than CNN!

Of course both those marriages were Asylumites, and come to think of it, people being thrown down stairs as par tof the courtship rituals isn't out of the realm of possibility.


Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.
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That was the workings of the OOT. And alcohol. And drugs.

Edited, Oct 9th 2013 3:47am by Uglysasquatch
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#62 Oct 09 2013 at 7:46 AM Rating: Good
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That was the workings of the OOT. And feminine wiles.

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When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before ***?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.

If I'm ever in doubt, I usually just pickpocket her phone and check her iTunes playlists. If I find anything containing the words "Bieber", "Swift" or "Direction", I abort the mission.
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you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue
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Probably a safer bet than Hello Kitty. You can never tell with Hello Kitty panties.
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#67 Oct 09 2013 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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I'd explore that kitty.
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I'd explore that kitty.
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Just memorize everything these fratboys suggest in their letter... If that fails, chloroform.
Diethyl ether is the better choice. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
you mean you abort mission when you think you recognize her face from one of the classes you teach? Smiley: tongue


All the kids I teach are <14, so that would be a definite yes.

Also, that's an uncomfortable thought.
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Don't forget Barkingturtle's marriage. Another joint product of the asylum and alcohol.


And an ill-fêted *** marriage between two former Asylum regulars, further discussion of which is prohibited by the Vegas rule.
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Did you forget your password? Smiley: dubious
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What do you mean? I'm a new poster.

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When you're dating a 19 year old do you ask for proof of age before ***?


No, but the age of consent here is 15, so we've got some wiggle room, so to speak.



If you're messing with a 15 year old there probably ISN"T very much wiggle room if you know what I mean Smiley: wink



...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.
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...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.


Never atempt to use that or any similar phrase again.

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electromagnet83 wrote:
...someone remove the chain. Cuz that was off it.
Never atempt to use that or any similar phrase again.

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Fine then, i try and protect people from weapons grade joke bombs like that, and I get the question marks. But no, Go ahead. Don't call me when your brain explodes.
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It wasn't a joke. He was just stating that you should keep your 15 year old *** slave chained to the radiator and not roaming around.

Just common sense.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Fine then, i try and protect people from weapons grade joke bombs like that, and I get the question marks. But no, Go ahead. Don't call me when your brain explodes.
I understood what you meant. But I was more worried about how one would remove a chain when it was already off.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Fine then, i try and protect people from weapons grade joke bombs like that, and I get the question marks. But no, Go ahead. Don't call me when your brain explodes.
I understood what you meant. But I was more worried about how one would remove a chain when it was already off.


What part of
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Fine then, i try and protect people from weapons grade joke bombs like that, and I get the question marks. But no, Go ahead. Don't call me when your brain explodes.

Hah, the "Administrator" bit actually had me thinking you found something deeply offensive or otherwise "wrong" with the remark.
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Zat vaz ze joke.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Zat vaz ze joke.
The joke was almost as bad as your puns.
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As for "takes hours to respond to texts" - half the time I forget I own a cell phone. I haven't checked mine at all this morning. The battery is probably dead.

Honestly if she's not a phone addict, she might be a keeper for that reason alone.
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I'm sure his neediness has smothered her by now so it's a moot point.
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As for "takes hours to respond to texts" - half the time I forget I own a cell phone. I haven't checked mine at all this morning. The battery is probably dead.


I check my phone regularly, but I sometimes decide not to respond to a text message immediately, which usually leads to me forgetting about it. Then people get all ****** about it. Worst part is when people can check whether or not you've read a message (like on Facebook). I get the standard "Why haven't you answered me? I know you've seen my message" crap.

Jeez, people are so desperate to have me verify their existence. It's kinda scary.
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Everyone matures differently...girls usually faster than guys. What really matters is how you feel about her, and if she makes you happy.
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I usually read texts as I get them, but I'm also usually busy with other ****. I'll respond when I have time, like once I've run out of lives in Candy Crush Saga but I'm not done with my bathroom break.
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once I've run out of lives in Candy Crush Saga but I'm not done with my bathroom break.
I've stopped playing that now, too much luck based to actually feel any accomplishment for finishing a level.
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Aeth, you can't stop playing Candy Crush. Smiley: mad

It's betrayal!

Also, with texts I usually reply in person or on some sort of IM because I can't be bothered to switch to some phone plan that has inclusive texts and don't want to waste money. Plus, most people who have my number can't spell so why would I want to give them incentive to text me more?
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Aeth, you can't stop playing Candy Crush. Smiley: mad

It's betrayal!
It's 90% luck and 10% skill, not at all satisfying to my elitist **** mind.
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Wait, I'm more interested in the Bollywood movie offer.
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That reminds me, anyone know where I can get 80 sacred cows in a hurry?
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The off the chain comment was as direct quote from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dirtfoot episode. Meatwad said it. I'm never original unfortunately.

Edit: And quick update to the most recent date topic on this thread. I found out the reason she hadn't been responding is that "I've been wondering a lot of things lately. Like for one: Are you a Christian?"



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The off the chain comment was as direct quote from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dirtfoot episode. Meatwad said it. I'm never original unfortunately.

Edit: And quick update to the most recent date topic on this thread. I found out the reason she hadn't been responding is that "I've been wondering a lot of things lately. Like for one: Are you a Christian?"



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That reminds me, anyone know where I can get 80 sacred cows in a hurry?


Texas or Oklahoma. Beef is sacred there.
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Sorry about that Kao, been awhile since I posted something that required the tag.
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It happens. That and hilarious unexpected topic changes are why us admins have edit post rights!
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