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#1 Jul 21 2013 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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I'd have to tell them that no, my refrigerator is not running.

Smiley: motz

Go out to the kitchen, open the freezer to decide what to thaw for supper, and everything is thawed. Fridge is at 45 degrees. Circulation fan is running but compressor is not.
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#2 Jul 21 2013 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Time for leftover stew.
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#3 Jul 21 2013 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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#4 Jul 21 2013 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam wrote:
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
What does one do with canned genital piercings...?
#5 Jul 21 2013 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Iamadam wrote:
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
What does one do with canned genital piercings...?


Boil them in water and serve with hot dogs.
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#6 Jul 21 2013 at 11:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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And here I thought the answer would be fry em in butter and whip em at cars.
#7 Jul 22 2013 at 5:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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No, that's Belgium children.
#8 Jul 27 2013 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Aripyanfar wrote:
No, that's Belgium children.

I have serious problems.

That made me laugh far more than it should have.
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