I'd replace the English with Dutch, but I'm quite lazy.
Coincidentally...I'm getting a drunk on. Now I'm doing it for your B-Day!!
Feliz Cumpleanos, Aethien!!
How olde are you anywayz?
I was driving my hearse to the whole-sale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times ni the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycat Song."