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#1 Dec 12 2012 at 10:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Trying to get some ideas :) I have a few; all of which are semi-safe -> safe for work lol, nothing m-rated

http://alwaysjuicy.com/ (safe for work)
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Like Final Fantasy XI, the game specs will be extremely high for the time, but in about 5 years, an average machine can run it on max settings with little to no issues. Tanaka also expressed interest in making a benchmark program available.

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#2 Dec 12 2012 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good
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Try to sell it to one of the gum manufacturer's. Maybe Stride, if they don't find me first...
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#3 Dec 12 2012 at 11:04 PM Rating: Good
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Try to sell it to one of the gum manufacturer's. Maybe Stride, if they don't find me first...


Or Juicy Couture.
#4 Dec 13 2012 at 12:24 AM Rating: Good
Blank page with a picture of a pitcher of orange juice on it.
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#5 Dec 13 2012 at 1:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Blank page with a sparkly .gif on it

Sold!
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#6 Dec 13 2012 at 4:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Host videos of various fruits and or juice producing vegtibles being rendered unto juice in new and creative ways, prefferably involving explosives. For example, the pineapple bomb (one pineapple, make a hole, insert large firecracker, film, etc.
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#7 Dec 13 2012 at 5:58 AM Rating: Good
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Sell women's swimwear and lingerie completely made out of Starburst on a string.
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#8 Dec 13 2012 at 6:43 AM Rating: Good
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Sell it to a **** company. For fruit. A fruit **** company.
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#9 Dec 13 2012 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Deadgye wrote:
Sell it to a **** company. For fruit. A fruit **** company.


Or make an entire site full of these.

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#10 Dec 13 2012 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good
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My idea is to sneak into the vent channels of some hard-core gamer guilds and record them while they're getting all hard core and totally serious about killing the make-believe monster and of course keep recording while they're arguing about make-believe loot.

Then I'd take the recordings and mix them with Winnie-the-pooh cartoons.

...and throw in some chewing gum cartoons for profit.
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#11 Dec 13 2012 at 8:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Pants, I would sell pants.
#12 Dec 13 2012 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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I'd blog about my poos.
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#13 Dec 13 2012 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Deadgye wrote:
Sell it to a **** company. For fruit. A fruit **** company.
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#14 Dec 13 2012 at 9:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Put it on auto-repeat. Must have a counter and donation box at the top. Maybe add in some dancing hamsters.
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#15 Dec 13 2012 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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Belkira wrote:
Or Juicy Couture.


How about a site that displays only images of morbidly obese women attempting to wear those pants.
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#16 Dec 13 2012 at 10:58 AM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Belkira wrote:
Or Juicy Couture.


How about a site that displays only images of morbidly obese women attempting to wear those pants.

Walmart doesn't carry that brand.
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Load it with animated "Under Construction" .gifs and a web counter. Maybe a link to a list of "favorite sites on the web" in dark blue with a black starry background.

I like this one for not working properly and this one for just being ******* insane. Nothing says "Under Construction" like a space fighter zapping Old English fonts with lasers.

Edited, Dec 13th 2012 11:06am by Jophiel
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#18 Dec 13 2012 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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so many good choices~! :D I thought of pants, with a tramp stamp; but I might get sued >.>
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