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#1 Sep 30 2012 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
Eiran sat by the window chewing away on her order of scallops, blissfully unaware that her entre really consisted of gator nuggets. Further down the table, IDrownFish, unable to decide on anything in particular sat hungry; unfulfilled.

Punkfloyd grazed upon his order of bacon, bacon, bacon Spam and bacon shaking his head as he witnessed SwaziSpring gulp away at his order of Prairie Oysters. “That guy will swallow anything”, mused Punkfloyd.

NixNot wept like a little girl, realizing too late that his Birthday cake was, like, totally a lie, or something. Klausneck laughed at his tears, and, leaning behind him stole some of Punks’ bacon to dip into his fundue. “AWESOME BACON FUNDUE!” his brain thundered, “AWESOME!”

Alma munched away at his massive order of Chick-Fil-A trying to keep everyone from seeing exactly what sauce he favored. He could not afford to be found out now. Across the table eiran, although talented, could not decide how to approach the weiner before her.

Pawkeshup was pissed. He had, indeed ordered wedding cake but didn’t want it yet. It turned out that Punk didn’t want the Spam portion of his order and Kaolian was happy to take it off his hands..nomnomnomnomnomnom

Kuwoobie Hoovered down his jalapeno poppers, planning for the future for more - and cheaper - peppers. He wanted them ALL. Bijou was presented with a tray of jelly rolls. DO. NOT. WANT.

Aethien was, as usual, deep into mugs of beer; forgetting his surroundings his only goal. Ari was presented with something sparkly, wishing she, too, could forget.

oriuaren contemplated a banana and wondered how he got here.


All of this became irrelevant when the zombies showed up.
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#2 Sep 30 2012 at 5:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Eiran sat by the window chewing away on her order of scallops, blissfully unaware that her entre really consisted of gator nuggets. Further down the table, IDrownFish, unable to decide on anything in particular sat hungry; unfulfilled.

Punkfloyd grazed upon his order of bacon, bacon, bacon Spam and bacon shaking his head as he witnessed SwaziSpring gulp away at his order of Prairie Oysters. “That guy will swallow anything”, mused Punkfloyd.

NixNot wept like a little girl, realizing too late that his Birthday cake was, like, totally a lie, or something. Klausneck laughed at his tears, and, leaning behind him stole some of Punks’ bacon to dip into his fundue. “AWESOME BACON FUNDUE!” his brain thundered, “AWESOME!”

Alma munched away at his massive order of Chick-Fil-A trying to keep everyone from seeing exactly what sauce he favored. He could not afford to be found out now. Across the table eiran, although talented, could not decide how to approach the weiner before her.

Pawkeshup was pissed. He had, indeed ordered wedding cake but didn’t want it yet. It turned out that Punk didn’t want the Spam portion of his order and Kaolian was happy to take it off his hands..nomnomnomnomnomnom

Kuwoobie Hoovered down his jalapeno poppers, planning for the future for more - and cheaper - peppers. He wanted them ALL. Bijou was presented with a tray of jelly rolls. DO. NOT. WANT.

Aethien was, as usual, deep into mugs of beer; forgetting his surroundings his only goal. Ari was presented with something sparkly, wishing she, too, could forget.

oriuaren contemplated a banana and wondered how he got here.


All of this became irrelevant when the zombies showed up.


Zombies run! Plant the peppers and keep the beer! Bacon will be useful. Christian chicken and wedding cake can help another day. Spam versus cheese? We need it all. Stock pile what we need.
#3 Sep 30 2012 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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#5 Sep 30 2012 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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I was yelling at Bijou.
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#6 Sep 30 2012 at 5:58 PM Rating: Good
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I was yelling at Bijou.


But now you stick to me... Did I not want that?
#7 Sep 30 2012 at 7:22 PM Rating: Good
ITT: Forkboy can't figure out why he didn't make the list.

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#8 Sep 30 2012 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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Probably went down the Started By list or Recent Visitors or some sh*t.
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ITT: Spoonless made Eiran all sticky. Smiley: blush
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#10 Sep 30 2012 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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ITT: Forkboy can't figure out why he didn't make the list.

ha


ha


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I think the people who made the list are people you hope die brutally in a zombie attack, the rest of us are said zombies.
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Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.
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#12 Sep 30 2012 at 8:32 PM Rating: Good
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Probably went down the Started By list and then .
mentioned the first food or food-like item in the thread or some sh*t


bien essayé, withiut une cuillère, bien essayé,
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#14 Sep 30 2012 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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?!TIHS SIHT SI KCUF EHT TAHW


The product of an sincerely boring day.
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#15 Oct 01 2012 at 1:00 AM Rating: Good
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Whelp, at least I'll be too drunk to be bothered by zombies munching on my legs.
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#16 Oct 01 2012 at 1:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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#17 Oct 01 2012 at 1:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.


Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?

Brains are all we ever get at this rotten @#%^ing place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!
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#18 Oct 01 2012 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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I plan to eat a boatload of balut when the zombies come. I'd totally blend in.
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.


Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?

Brains are all we ever get at this rotten @#%^ing place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!


OI! OI! OI!

By the way, did you see they used "Where Eagles Dare" in a Sailor Jerry commercial? Hmmm.

Edited, Oct 1st 2012 3:50pm by Paskil
#20 Oct 01 2012 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Tailmon wrote:
Tailmon waves the Zombies onward! Wreck havoc my creatures! She then lets out a wicked laugh of pleasure as one of them tosses the Birthday cake at the fleeing guests.The zombies start to sing! "Brains! Brains! We need more brains! They then shuffle after everyone.


Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch
Brains at every single meal,
Why can't we have some guts?

Brains are all we ever get at this rotten @#%^ing place,
brains are all we ever get, why can't we have a change of pace!
Smiley: inlove
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#21 Oct 01 2012 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
Paskil wrote:
OI! OI! OI!

By the way, did you see they used "Where Eagles Dare" in a Sailor Jerry commercial? Hmmm.


Yeah, I saw that the other week. At first I was all "hell yeah, Misfits on TV". Then I was all "Misfits in a TV commercial? What god damn son of bitch let that happen."
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#23 Oct 03 2012 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Thank god I wasn't there when the zombies showed up.
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