Feminine hygiene products?
Don't the packages say NOT to flush them?
I have the Roto-Rooter guys here (today/now) for the 4th time in three years to rooter the line due to clogs (apartment).
SRSLY, every time so far the Rooter guys pulled out a WAD of lady products.
Knock that sh*t off, dames.
I was driving my hearse to the whole-sale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times ni the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycat Song."