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#1 Aug 04 2012 at 7:05 PM Rating: Excellent
When the forums get slow I have developed a habit of picking a poster at random, going to their bookmarks and reading whatever thread title catches my eye. This has led to many lulz and filled in some blanks on poster histories I was unaware of.

So imagine my surprise when reading this thread I look down and see.....

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Really? All of you decided to read an ancient thread too? Are you also playing the same forum game as I, or.......?
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#2 Aug 04 2012 at 7:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Poor Bijou, seeing things that aren't there. It obviously says this:

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#3 Aug 04 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Ha, ha, Shao Smiley: mad

I guess I was under the impression that the user list was per thread, not per forum. Or is it? I R Smiley: confused
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#4 Aug 04 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't think that feature means we were looking at that specific thread. Cause I haven't read that thread.

Probably just that we've been in this category (OOT) in the last few minutes.
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#5 Aug 04 2012 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
ITT: Bijou Goes AllaWalking; Finds He Has Company; Makes Erroneus Assumption; Looks Like An Fool
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#6 Aug 04 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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ITT: Bijou Goes AllaWalking; Finds He Has Company; Makes Erroneus Assumption; Looks Like An Fool and also can't see very well

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#7 Aug 04 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I misread the thread title. I thought you went for a walk and picked up a stray puppy or kitteh.
#8 Aug 04 2012 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I misread the thread title. I thought you went for a walk and picked up a stray puppy or kitteh.
I wish. Imma not paying an extra $600 a year in rent for a pet; maybe if/when I ever move.
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#9 Aug 04 2012 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hate rereading old threads. Almost none of them are entertaining this long after the fact.

I also often see Kaelesh in them and am reminded that I miss that contrary ****

Edited, Aug 4th 2012 10:44pm by Uglysasquatch
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#10 Aug 04 2012 at 9:30 PM Rating: Good
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I hate rereading old threads. Almost none of them are entertaining this long after the fact.
Generaly, the threads in question are before I started here, so they are new to me.
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#11 Aug 04 2012 at 10:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Ha, ha, Shao Smiley: mad

I guess I was under the impression that the user list was per thread, not per forum. Or is it? I R Smiley: confused


I thought this was how it worked too, while in the thread of course.
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#12 Aug 04 2012 at 10:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't think that feature means we were looking at that specific thread. Cause I haven't read that thread.

Probably just that we've been in this category (OOT) in the last few minutes.



This is what I read when I'm bored.... Darq linked this to me years ago and I've just always loved the thread.

Or...for the Everquest mood there is The SoW Story
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#13 Aug 04 2012 at 11:41 PM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
I don't think that feature means we were looking at that specific thread. Cause I haven't read that thread.

Probably just that we've been in this category (OOT) in the last few minutes.



This is what I read when I'm bored.... Darq linked this to me years ago and I've just always loved the thread.

Or...for the Everquest mood there is The SoW Story


Smiley: laugh

Y'know what? Everyone who comes across this thread should just link their favorite Alla thread and/or funny story link. Because I'm totally lazy like that.

PS: If any has a good link to Skatergnome stuff, I'd really love that, too. New comp, so all me faves need renewing.

PPS: Thanks for the /lg tags there, Dyadem!Smiley: lol
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#14 Aug 05 2012 at 5:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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The thread of historical other threads. Some of mine, some suggested by other people. Lots of various stuff there, Much Asylum lore of eld, etc. http://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal.html?user=4491&mid=114533705572534025
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#15 Aug 05 2012 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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The thread of historical other threads. Some of mine, some suggested by other people. Lots of various stuff there, Much Asylum lore of eld, etc. http://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal.html?user=4491&mid=114533705572534025
Well, that helps to explain Jophiels repeated use of the BANJO PLAYING LESBIANS meme so, on balance. this thread is already an winrar.Smiley: nod
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#16 Aug 05 2012 at 6:08 PM Rating: Good
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+5000 posts. Of the millions of people who fisit this board, you are one of less than 20 individuals on this board who have survived this long. It's a mind trip.

You have to look at that now and wonder? Who is still around from back then? Now its 10k or 20k posts.
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#17 Aug 05 2012 at 6:10 PM Rating: Good
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+5000 posts. Of the millions of people who fisit this board, you are one of less than 20 individuals on this board who have survived this long. It's a mind trip.

You have to look at that now and wonder? Who is still around from back then? Now its 10k or 20k posts.
Add a zero to the 20 and it's aboot right.Smiley: schooled
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#18 Aug 05 2012 at 6:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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to be fair, those numbers still work if you account for postflation!
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#19 Aug 06 2012 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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Where do I go to see what my first ZAM post was?
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Where do I go to see what my first ZAM post was?


"Your posts", via however you feel like getting there (hover over your name in the top-right, or click the number of posts on your profile page).

Then just sort by ascending, or click to the last page.

This was mine:

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You could tell right from that barn-burner of a post, that I was meant for great things.

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I'm on Fairy server and an LS friend of mine was saying how he's killed this NM 40+ times. So I decide to check out the spawn point and head down there. The first night I waited around a little over 2 hours for this thing to spawn before it finally did. Of course my luck is I don't get the drop. However in those 2 horus I did make over 40K killing the Poison Funguars and Huge Wasps. After killing it the first time I couldn't wait around, I was too tired. I think I'll go farm/camp down there all day on my next say off. ^.^

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Man, those were the days back then. That was before Katrina changed New Orleans completely. Before the Saints won the Super Bowl. Before I got married (and divorced), back when I was infatuated with the cute Vietnamese girl who worked in the store next to the Sprint store I was working at at the time.
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#22 Aug 07 2012 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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You should.
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#24 Aug 07 2012 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I should bring back the memorable quote thread!

Huh. I don't remember that.
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Belkira wrote:
I misread the thread title. I thought you went for a walk and picked up a stray puppy or kitteh.

With his eyesight it is more likely to be a large sewer rat or a raccoon.
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That thread was **** awful until sillygoose started posting.
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Nadenu wrote:
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Huh. I don't remember that.


There is also this one:
http://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal.html?user=277809&mid=1170898927172599997

I also have a text file containing all the embarrasing quotes from the Allakhazam IRC channel. But I can't post that one as the blackmail check cleared.
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I also often see Kaelesh in them and am reminded that I miss that contrary @#%^er.


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This thread has given me a great deal of entertaining reading material to fill up this massive block of time in which I have nothing to do. I love you guys. But mostly Kao because it's his links that seem the most interesting. Smiley: inlove

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Nadenu wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
I should bring back the memorable quote thread!

Huh. I don't remember that.


There is also this one:
http://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal.html?user=277809&mid=1170898927172599997

I also have a text file containing all the embarrasing quotes from the Allakhazam IRC channel. But I can't post that one as the blackmail check cleared.

Oh... exo... Smiley: laugh

edit: Also, I miss getting on alla's irc and people actually conversing. Every time I've gotten on lately, it's been dead (or do you guys have a secret room I don't know about?) Smiley: glare

Edited, Aug 9th 2012 9:39pm by Jinte
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Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
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None of you got my bad joke. Smiley: bah
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I forgot to reply to it.
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[09:38] Imperial: moving threads sometimes does some weird sh*t
[09:38] Imperial: those replies are probably on KI or something
[09:38] Pikko: lol

For some reason I think I asked the question that resulted in this.

edit: Oh dear god this is the best thing I've read in months.
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(1:35:55 PM) Draknorr: and I've convinced her of this
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(9:08:48 AM) Darqflame: When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life??"
(9:09:10 AM) Darqflame: Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And, in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response. ?Got drunk once, and had **** with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.?


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#35 Aug 10 2012 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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I forgot to reply to it.

Smiley: mad

You're slightly redeemed.
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Can I make one first? Oh that will take too long!
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When the forums get slow I have developed a habit of picking a poster at random, going to their bookmarks and reading whatever thread title catches my eye. This has led to many lulz and filled in some blanks on poster histories I was unaware of.


Do one of mine.
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#38 Sep 08 2012 at 10:12 PM Rating: Good
Asylum one hit wonders was new to me. Very weird.


I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that your bookmark pages seems to not have the BijouDing with your very own DingartTM in it. I am dissapoint.Smiley: frown
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Asylum one hit wonders was new to me. Very weird.


I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that your bookmark pages seems to not have the BijouDing with your very own DingartTM in it. I am dissapoint.Smiley: frown


Can I even bookmark a thread without premium?

Edited, Sep 9th 2012 2:56am by ieatmice
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