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#1 Jun 02 2012 at 8:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was actually kind of lost and in trouble and was threatened into buying this - paid way too much for it (USD30 or so), but at least I could buy myself out of that situation. And feel like a wizard. Yay.
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#2 Jun 02 2012 at 8:29 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Jun 02 2012 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bacon is delicious! Smiley: schooled
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#5 Jun 02 2012 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't think so.
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#7 Jun 02 2012 at 10:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Can we talk about magic?

And how I can totally turn up to work looking like that and it's socially acceptable?
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Bacon is ******* awesome.

Also, I went to McDonalds yesterday because I had a craving for hamburger for some reason and they had all big signs saying "100% Beef!" next to their burgers, even the ones with bacon on them. Smiley: dubious
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#10 Jun 02 2012 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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I do need to go to some fastfood chain in Pakistan just to see what they use instead of bacon. Smiley: lol
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I do need to go to some fastfood chain in Pakistan just to see what they use instead of bacon. Smiley: lol


Lamb or goat is my guess.
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#12 Jun 02 2012 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
That robe is freaking awesome Kali. Smiley: grin
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#13 Jun 02 2012 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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They probably use turkey for their bacon.

On that note, turkey bacon is horrible. Had some last night because the local store ran out of the good stuff. It was basically just smoked and salted turkey meat, ground up into a paste and reshaped into thin bacon slices. Didn't taste nasty, but it was horrible bacon.

Religions that impose nonsensical restrictions on their followers are stupid. I'm not going to point fingers, because Islam isn't the only religion doing it, but I think it's hilariously silly and I can't believe anyone would willingly sign up for it. Do they honestly believe that their god will smite them for eating real bacon? If you're eating fake bacon then you obviously like the taste and want the real bacon, you just don't want to upset your god. By desiring something your god forbids you, haven't you already gone against him?

Not directing it at anyone in particular, just thinking out loud. And then typing it down.

Like your wizard robe, Kali. You need to find a wizard hat to go with it before you can do your magic, though. Smiley: tongue

Edited, Jun 2nd 2012 8:55pm by Mazra
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Maybe some people don't eat bacon because it's positively disgusting and terrible for you, and maybe not everyone is a hedonistic self-destructive drain on the planet. Just maybe.
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#16 Jun 02 2012 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
Totally agree Maz, that's one of the reasons I'm Wiccan. We don't even have rules really, the Wiccan Rede is more of a guideline than an actual rule. I think it's a much better policy to give people credit for their own intelligence, and let them decide for themselves what is right or wrong. Having arbitrary rules like "don't have *** before you get married" or "don't eat pork" and giving no logical reason for it, just annoys me.

I'm not a big fan of bacon myself though. I really don't get the obsession that so many people seem to have with bacon. When I do eat pork, I much prefer ham or sausage.
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Guenny wrote:
Maybe some people don't eat bacon because it's positively disgusting and terrible for you, and maybe not everyone is a hedonistic self-destructive drain on the planet. Just maybe.


If you choose to not eat bacon because you don't like the taste, that's one thing. I'm talking about people who refrain from eating it, despite wanting to eat it, simply because their religion dictates it.
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Also, I went to McDonalds yesterday because I had a craving for hamburger for some reason and they had all big signs saying "100% Beef!" next to their burgers, even the ones with bacon on them. Smiley: dubious


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#20 Jun 02 2012 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
Well actually... I am a pirate too. Smiley: grin I go to pirate events during the summer, AND I just got the lead in a community theater production of The Lady Pirates of Captain Bree. So not only am I a pirate, I'm a pirate captain.
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I had expected you to dress like the locals. I hope you can at least wear shorts and a tank top?
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What would happen if you ran outside with a wicked weasel bikini on? Would that be like... instant mob stoning, no trial, corpse burned, whole town must now be cleansed of the evil you brought to their village?
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#24 Jun 02 2012 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good
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Nil, I didn't eat bacon before, I even stopped eating pork pâté because I think it smells funny long before it became relevant.

Interestingly, people making a huge deal about eating halal are a rather recent development because some PR folk thought it'd be a good idea to make people feel like they're following Islam by picking this over stuff that's actually hard to follow.

I personally really like the Ahmadiyya view because it focuses a lot more on humanist values, I just need to figure out their statements about Jesus.

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I had expected you to dress like the locals. I hope you can at least wear shorts and a tank top?
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I don't wear shorts and a tank top at home either, I haven't tried. I know there's a lady from Oklahoma here who wears short sleeved shirts and skirts (at least knee length), and some Indian/Pakistani expat people who are here on holiday who dress similarly. Short sleeves are usually okay, but it's just not that great an idea in this weather anyway. I've not got unlimited sunscreen!

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What would happen if you ran outside with a wicked weasel bikini on? Would that be like... instant mob stoning, no trial, corpse burned, whole town must now be cleansed of the evil you brought to their village?
Meh. I have no idea. In some areas it'd be completely okay because those areas are sealed off to the male population. Generally people would probably just ask me to put on more clothes. In here, not so much, there's barely anyone here who hasn't lived in NA/EU at some point, so they'd know.

Interestingly, there's this happening in UAE. Especially in Dubai, Emiratis are a minority (18% of the population, I believe?) and while they have a lot more rights than everyone else, they can't really do much.

Edited, Jun 3rd 2012 5:11am by Kalivha
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#25 Jun 03 2012 at 7:42 AM Rating: Good
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The issue I have with Halal slaughter is the same issue I have with Kosher slaughter.
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#26 Jun 03 2012 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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Meh, if I concerned myself with this stuff, I'd be vegetarian.

Over here, nothing that isn't halal would be available short of buying the chickens myself and killing them (which I could do at the market, but wtf). In the UK (and Europe in general), the value for money is just much much better if it's halal. Plus I like my awesome cute Shia shopowner. Smiley: grin
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