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Voice of sad experience?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I'd pee outside every chance I got. I'd pee out the car window and off the back of the loading dock. I'd pee on the shoulder of the road when out walking with my wife. I'd pee all the way around my dwelling. I'd pee around the garden. I might even hang out down where the jelly-fish sting so I could pee on peoples jelly-fish stings and get thanked for it.
Also, it would be fun to grow a really cool mustache.
Also, it would be fun to grow a really cool mustache.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I might even hang out down where the jelly-fish sting so I could pee on peoples jelly-fish stings and get thanked for it.
Being able to whizz is pretty awesome.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
First, I would have a very awkward conversation with my wife. Then I would see what is the big deal about women's restrooms.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I might even hang out down where the jelly-fish sting so I could pee on peoples jelly-fish stings and get thanked for it.
I'm a glass is half full of **** kinda guy here.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
On the subject of peeing, I would spend as much time as necessary learning the 'squat and bust a leak' that women need (I do a few fishing and camping weekends, I am not just interested in the mechanics. Honestly).
Not so much for the fishing, the drinking will need me to master this manoeuvre. I wouldn't want to **** all over me pants!
What's that? A single shake never stops the ***** from an occasional after **** leakage? Bah, I say!
Edited, Feb 29th 2012 8:25pm by Skinwah
Not so much for the fishing, the drinking will need me to master this manoeuvre. I wouldn't want to **** all over me pants!
What's that? A single shake never stops the ***** from an occasional after **** leakage? Bah, I say!
Edited, Feb 29th 2012 8:25pm by Skinwah
I would probably cry at not being able to write my name in the snow. Unless my name was Dot.
I would imagine writing Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francessia Banana-Fanna Bobescia the Third in the snow without the meat pencil would be really difficult.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
This is so funny! The boyfriend and I were just talking about this the other day! What we would do if our gender was reversed.
I would have sex first off, a lot. Just to see how different it would be. I wanna get kicked in the nuts to see how painful it is. I wanna wear loose basketball shorts and get a ***** in the middle of like the mall food court. I would scratch my ********* and adjust myself when ever I felt like it. I would get so frickin drunk and not have to worry about finding a restroom when I needed one.
I would have sex first off, a lot. Just to see how different it would be. I wanna get kicked in the nuts to see how painful it is. I wanna wear loose basketball shorts and get a ***** in the middle of like the mall food court. I would scratch my ********* and adjust myself when ever I felt like it. I would get so frickin drunk and not have to worry about finding a restroom when I needed one.
Eat a salad and call it "lunch."
Actually I'd probably be up at 5am feeding the baby. Then getting the eldest ready for school and wishing I knew how to braid hair better.
Actually I'd probably be up at 5am feeding the baby. Then getting the eldest ready for school and wishing I knew how to braid hair better.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Laugh at Tailmon.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
BTW, are we to assume that our gender swap has left us at a specific state of generally attractive, or do we assume we're now more or less exactly as we are now with slight gender appropriate adjustments beyond the main changes?
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the most logical option is to become gay
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
BTW, are we to assume that our gender swap has left us at a specific state of generally attractive, or do we assume we're now more or less exactly as we are now with slight gender appropriate adjustments beyond the main changes?
And the first thing I'd do would probably be looking down and going "eheheheheh boobs".
What to do after that kind of depends on how much time I've got as a female, do we get an hour, a day, a week, a year, the rest of your life?
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
BTW, are we to assume that our gender swap has left us at a specific state of generally attractive, or do we assume we're now more or less exactly as we are now with slight gender appropriate adjustments beyond the main changes?
A very good question, that might move "buy pepper spray" further up the list.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Damn, nice timing Protein. 
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Damn, nice timing Protein.
Was going to say the say to you Mr. sniped my spot in line by 0.04 seconds (or whatever).
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
BonYogi wrote:
I would probably cry at not being able to write my name in the snow. Unless my name was Dot.
You could always get a bendy straw, just remember to round off the edge first.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
I'd wonder what I was doing out of the kitchen.
Set women's rights back about 50 years.
Jophiel wrote:
Voice of sad experience?
No, a voice of reality. If you for a second think that you can get laid quicker as an average male than as an average female, then you're simply full of ish. Jus' sayin'
What is ish?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
A Yinglish term that isn't being used correctly by our "voice of reality."
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 11:59am by lolgaxe
Edited, Mar 2nd 2012 11:59am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
And I'd find out if glory holes really are that much better on the other side.
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