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#1 Jan 14 2012 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.
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#2 Jan 14 2012 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.


Whew! Dodged a bullet there.
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#3 Jan 14 2012 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.



It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
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Whoads is still gay.

#4 Jan 14 2012 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
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Cnutbag. I've got a lot of **** going on, and I have to finish up a couple other things. I never actually said I sent it yet, anyway.
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#6 Jan 14 2012 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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WELL WHY NOT!? GAWD, DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I AM ALWAYS YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY!?
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Also, thanks.


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#8 Jan 14 2012 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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If by "always" you mean "not even once".
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#9 Jan 14 2012 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Why do you not want to send me things? Smiley: frown


I'm a good person, and I deserve gifts from people I've never met. Are you trying to tell me that I don't?
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#10 Jan 14 2012 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Why do you not want to send me things? Smiley: frown


I'm a good person, and I deserve gifts from people I've never met. Are you trying to tell me that I don't?


Does Bath and Body Works gift-send soaps?
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You don't know Whoads much do you?
Yes, I do. I meant, he's the kid on the forum I'd most like to violate.

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Whoads has a big **** and has the right to do with it what he pleases.

NixNot wrote:
Whoads is still gay.

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Probably. Soggy sent me caffeinated soap once, every time it made my **** tingle, I thought of him.
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That reminds me, I got a $50 gift card from my health insurer for signing up another person. I'd rather they keep their premiums on hold. But whatever.
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Whoads Delivers on Time wrote:
NixNot wrote:
So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.



It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
That is hot in a weird way.
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#14 Jan 14 2012 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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Silly Ikkian, morals are not hot.
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#15 Jan 15 2012 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Silly Ikkian, morals are not hot.

It's hot to break them Smiley: sly
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Sogoro Quick Hands wrote:
You don't know Whoads much do you?
Yes, I do. I meant, he's the kid on the forum I'd most like to violate.

Professor Lemmi wrote:
Whoads has a big **** and has the right to do with it what he pleases.

NixNot wrote:
Whoads is still gay.

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For you.
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NixNot wrote:
Probably. Soggy sent me caffeinated soap once, every time it made my **** tingle, I thought of him.


Do you know how painful it is to be sneezing and laughing at the same time. My eyes are still watering from mirth and pain. First time a ghey man has ever done that to me. Congrats, Nix.

Edited, Jan 16th 2012 11:56am by Thumbelyna
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I sent you a pigeon. It should get there sooner or later.
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Why does the unicorn in the picture look like it is receiving surprise buttsex?
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Why does the unicorn in the picture look like it is receiving surprise buttsex?
Because unicorns are **** and all gays have surprise buttsex all the time.
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Edited, Jan 16th 2012 3:55pm by lolgaxe
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#24 Jan 17 2012 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
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#25 Jan 17 2012 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Probably. Soggy sent me caffeinated soap once, every time it made my **** tingle, I thought of him.


Don't forget the aging cream I sent you also. Which created that awkward situation for you. haha
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