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#1 Dec 25 2011 at 8:12 PM Rating: Excellent
Let's see what's under the tree!!Smiley: nod


AETHIEN - Fish-eye zoom lens
ALLEGORY - Sibling-proof 'jammies
ARI - Peanut butter massage
ASH - Personal mad-scientist laboratory
BELKIRA - New blue mumu
BROWNDUCK - Douchebag-catapult doormat
DOUG - Anti-viral Kevlar
DYADEM - Bucket o' T-cells
EIRAN - shillelagh shammy cloth
EXODUS - Rotating cheese grater
GBAJI - Three lock box
IKKIAN - South American bear
IEATMICE - MRE conversion doohickey
JOPHIEL - absorbent cardiac bandages
KAAIN - Humility for Dummies
KALIVHA - Ablative armor burka
KAOLIAN - 1st edition Charlotte's Web
NADENU - Private pumpkin patch
NEXA - Cynicism reduction widget
NIOBIA - Jug o' mink oil
NILATAI - Non-diefic moral focus
NIXNOT - More attention (unavailable)
PIKKO - Rice Krispie treats
PUNKFLOYD - Dinner with Roger
SOGORO - Radio Shack newsletter
SPOONLESS - Olive fork set
SAMIRA - Malevolent finger puppets
SANDINMYGUM - Hair braiding session
SHAOWSTRIKE - Letter insertion software
TARUB - Spongebob linen set
TIMELORDWHO - Dalek repulsion socks
TURIN - Computer convincing conversation
UGLYSASQUATCH - Bottle of Angostura
VATARO - Low calorie spirits
WINT - Super-sized ID card

If you didn't get one, poast more! The rest of us will have a cookout with the contents of your stockings!!Smiley: grin

Edited, Dec 25th 2011 8:50pm by Bijou
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#2 Dec 25 2011 at 9:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Its just what I always envisioned myself planning this world's destruction in! Thanks Bij!
#3 Dec 25 2011 at 11:04 PM Rating: Good
sessions to learn?




cuz I already know how o.-
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#4 Dec 25 2011 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
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sessions to learn?
Y'know, if you don't get the joke, it's certain nobody else will.Smiley: mad

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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#5 Dec 25 2011 at 11:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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That was AWESOME. You're AWESOME. I totally want you for my Santa.
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#6 Dec 25 2011 at 11:31 PM Rating: Good
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My new year's resolution this year was to forget that horrible tragedy. I only had 6 more days to go.
#7 Dec 25 2011 at 11:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well that list contains more presents for me than what I got from both of my parents. Happy gimmepresentsday everyone.
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#8 Dec 25 2011 at 11:52 PM Rating: Good
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Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#9 Dec 26 2011 at 12:08 AM Rating: Good
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I guess that I'm way to old for Santa Claus to come and visit me anymore.
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#11 Dec 26 2011 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
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11 minutes post-christmas, and 11 minutes into my birthday, and santa forgot me again. 20 years in a row now that he's stolen the thunder from my birthday... the fat, egotistical *******.
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#12 Dec 26 2011 at 1:56 AM Rating: Good
I did have a longer list, but just as I finished it I hit "preview" without having a title for the post.

Guess what? When I hit "go back one page" from the "you forgot to title your post, stupid" page it was all gone and I had to redo it. In the process some got left out.

I'll have one of the elves check the dead present office and get back to you.
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#13 Dec 26 2011 at 2:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
If you didn't get one, poast more!
Says the man with ~23% of my posting. Smiley: motz
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#14 Dec 26 2011 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
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My new year's resolution this year was to forget that horrible tragedy. I only had 6 more days to go.
Better luck next year.
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#15 Dec 26 2011 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Like that Rurode kid?
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#16 Dec 26 2011 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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I got you some Microsoft Sam clips, Bij.
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#18 Dec 26 2011 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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*sob* I thought I was posting enough...
See post #12
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#19 Dec 26 2011 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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For those "GET OFF MAH PORCH!" moments. <3
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For those "GET OFF MAH PORCH!" moments. <3
I was thinking more a "get away from my sister" moments, but that works, tooSmiley: grin
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#21 Dec 26 2011 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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PUNKFLOYD - Dinner with Roger


That's even better than a psychedelic breakfast. It's a Christmas miracle! Thank you, Santa.
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#22 Dec 26 2011 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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BROWNDUCK - Douchebag-catapult doormat


For those "GET OFF MAH PORCH!" moments. <3
I was thinking more a "get away from my sister" moments, but that works, tooSmiley: grin


Sometimes they are one in the same.
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#23 Dec 26 2011 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
I did have a longer list, but just as I finished it I hit "preview" without having a title for the post.

Guess what? When I hit "go back one page" from the "you forgot to title your post, stupid" page it was all gone and I had to redo it. In the process some got left out.

I'll have one of the elves check the dead present office and get back to you.


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*sob* I thought I was posting enough...
See post #12


FIXITNAO.
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Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#24 Dec 26 2011 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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**hugs Bijou**

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#25 Dec 26 2011 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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If you didn't get one, poast more!
Smiley: dubious
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#26 Dec 26 2011 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Let's see what's under the tree!!Smiley: nod


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#27 Dec 26 2011 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bijou thinks I'm fat...? Smiley: frown
#28 Dec 26 2011 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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Bijou thinks I'm fat...? Smiley: frown

NO! Smiley: mad
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#29 Dec 26 2011 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
If you didn't get one, poast more!
Smiley: dubious
See post #18
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#30 Dec 26 2011 at 3:03 PM Rating: Good
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SEE POST #1
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#31 Dec 26 2011 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
SEE your mom's face.
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
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Let's see what's under the tree!!Smiley: nodIKKIAN - South American bear
Huh? Smiley: confused
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#33 Dec 26 2011 at 4:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know what mine is, but I think I like it.
#34 Dec 26 2011 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Let's see what's under the tree!!Smiley: nodIKKIAN - South American bear
Huh? Smiley: confused


Turin wrote:
I don't know what mine is, but I think I like it.


I'll explain these, and Sandinmygums', but not yet. I thought all these would be easy references to get.Smiley: glare
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#35 Dec 26 2011 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I sincerely love mine.

Also, Bijou remembers me because I r olde like him.
#36 Dec 26 2011 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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I sincerely love mine.

Also, Bijou remembers me because I r olde like him.


See? Nadenu gets it!

She also gets me.Smiley: inlove
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
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I've never heard of that stuff. So I googled it. If it's any good, it'll be the first time anything good's ever come from Mannitoba.
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#38 Dec 26 2011 at 7:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I assume it's a mumu because I 'm in Hawaii now?
#39 Dec 26 2011 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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I assume it's a mumu because I 'm in Hawaii now?
Smiley: thumbsup

Belki gets it.
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
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Oh! Is it because of my glasses?
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#41 Dec 26 2011 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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Oh! Is it because of my glasses?
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No
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
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Oh! Is it because of my glasses?
Smiley: facepalm

No

Well, apparently in south american there is a spectacled bear...

Your hint is useless!
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#43 Dec 26 2011 at 8:10 PM Rating: Good
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I've never heard of that stuff. So I googled it. If it's any good, it'll be the first time anything good's ever come from Mannitoba.


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1 Highball glass
Fill with ice cubes
1 jigger tequila
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Name: "Annoying Customer"


Most excellent thirst cutter (if you like tequila)

Yes, I "invented" this at least locally and, yes, it's friggin' delicious!Smiley: drunk


EDIT: Forgot teh ice cubes

Edited, Dec 27th 2011 9:59pm by Bijou
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#44 Dec 26 2011 at 8:41 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just gonna take exo's present. He's my manwhore anyway.
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Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#45 Dec 26 2011 at 9:53 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just gonna take exo's present. He's my manwhore anyway.
Gonna get carbon bricks at that rate, buddy.

Still waiting on the elves.Smiley: motz
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Bijou your art is exceptionally creepy. It seems like their should be something menacing about it, yet no such tone is present.
#46 Dec 26 2011 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
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I'm just gonna take exo's present. He's my manwhore anyway.
Gonna get carbon bricks at that rate, buddy.

Still waiting on the elves.Smiley: motz


Did you remember to give them their daily dose of cocaine laced candycanes? they don't do any work at all until they get their "sugar".
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Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#47 Dec 26 2011 at 10:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm humble enough.

Uh...no.Smiley: thumbsup
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Oh! Is it because of my glasses?
Smiley: facepalm

No

Well, apparently in south american there is a spectacled bear...

Your hint is useless!
I think you're thinking the wrong type of bear?
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#50 Dec 27 2011 at 6:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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SEE your mom's face.

It's funny because you are blind.
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How did you know?! Smiley: inlove
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