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#1 May 24 2009 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
Stabbed myself in the face with a pen.

It hurt a lot.

I'm viciously trying to avoid studying for the exams I'm in the middle of and looking forward to Summer, so I thought I'd come and make a post in which we can talk about our plans!

Anyone got an exciting holiday planned?

I'm supposed to be taking a road-trip around Ireland with a few friends, but it looks like the job I interviewed for last week may come through in which case I won't really have the time to take a week to drive about the place...
#2 May 24 2009 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good
I will finally move to Britain in 6 1/2 weeks, and depending on a lot of factors I might go to Ireland in late July and/or visit my dad next month. Apart from that, I want to start a blog in the summer.


Also, where did you stab yourself? Smiley: clown
#3 May 24 2009 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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My tough choices for the day are:

1- feel like crap from drinking too much lastnight (6 Amberbachs, quite a few jello shots), and wait for the boyfriend to get off work and get stoned.

or

2- drink more Amberbach and forget that I'm slightly hung over, and wait for the boyfriend to get off work and get stoned.
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#4 May 24 2009 at 8:23 AM Rating: Good
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Feeling like crap is not the way to go. Drink moar.
#5 May 24 2009 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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You needed to start drinking 3 hours ago to even catch up to me.
#6 May 24 2009 at 8:51 AM Rating: Good
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I wasn't even awake 3 hours ago... Oh and I just shampooed the cat. Thats a fun day activity right there. We got rid of most of whatever that smell was. (It's his own fault for sneaking out of the house and getting into whatever it was).
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#7 May 24 2009 at 9:13 AM Rating: Good
I stabbed myself in the cheekbone on accident.
#8 May 24 2009 at 9:16 AM Rating: Decent
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S'ok Dy. I got up at noon. I have all ready lost my first straw of the day. It was yellow. The color of baby ducks sucked out of an egg and touted as a delicacy. I am glad I didn't post it for family yet.

I have been watching, but my neighbors don't seem to be leaving. I kinda wanted them not here in case thehasbeenguy tries to bring back my kids' almost decapitated dog back. I would have to totally complete the decapitation in front of my neighbors. That could be awkward.

My kids would totally understand it. Its tough love. Like last week when I made them watch their goldfish die on the sidewalk. "See, boys? This is what you will look like in Hell, if you keep waking Mommy before Happy Hour."
#9 May 24 2009 at 9:19 AM Rating: Good
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I stabbed myself in the cheekbone on accident.


What color ink?
#10 May 24 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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I had a friend accidentally stab herself in the eye with a toothpick once. The next day, I had to stop her from doing the same thing again with a knife when it was in her hand and her nose itched.
#11 May 24 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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Sometimes bunny scares he **** out of me.
#12 May 24 2009 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
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Tarub wrote:
Bunny scares he sh*t out of me.


Say what you mean.
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Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#13 May 24 2009 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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Fail.
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#14 May 24 2009 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
Sometimes Bunny bores the **** out of me, and I'm not talking about the enlargement of holes.
#15 May 24 2009 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
Sometimes Bunny bores the sh*t out of me, and I'm not talking about the enlargement of holes.



Yet, I have your attention. And your reply. You have cut me to the quick. Your tongue is like a double edged sword and through your keyboard, I am slain.


Tarub, I don't even scare my kids. You warm my heart.


MineDy, you should put your cat in the wash machine. Use 2 scoops of OxyClean.
#16 May 24 2009 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Yet, I have your attention. And your reply. You have cut me to the quick. Your tongue is like a double edged sword and through your keyboard, I am slain.


Yeah, everyone who posts has a fleeting moment of my attention. The reply was solely because of how boring you are. If you were to, say, stop posting, I wouldn't hunt you down and talk to you elsewhere.

Edited, May 24th 2009 7:05pm by Kavekk
#17 May 24 2009 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
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Yet, I have your attention. And your reply. You have cut me to the quick. Your tongue is like a double edged sword and through your keyboard, I am slain.


Yeah, everyone who posts has a fleeting moment of my attention. The reply was solely because of how boring you are. If you were to, say, stop posting, I wouldn't hunt you down and talk to you elsewhere.

Edited, May 24th 2009 7:05pm by Kavekk
Unless there were lulz to be had, amirite?
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#18 May 24 2009 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
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Yet, I have your attention. And your reply. You have cut me to the quick. Your tongue is like a double edged sword and through your keyboard, I am slain.


Yeah, everyone who posts has a fleeting moment of my attention. The reply was solely because of how boring you are. If you were to, say, stop posting, I wouldn't hunt you down and talk to you elsewhere.


Wow. That was totally lackluster. I have never read something typed in such a monotone. Actually, I didn't know it was possible.

This reply was solely bcz of how boring you are.

Love,
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#19 May 24 2009 at 11:40 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
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Yet, I have your attention. And your reply. You have cut me to the quick. Your tongue is like a double edged sword and through your keyboard, I am slain.


Yeah, everyone who posts has a fleeting moment of my attention. The reply was solely because of how boring you are. If you were to, say, stop posting, I wouldn't hunt you down and talk to you elsewhere.


Wow. That was totally lackluster. I have never read something typed in such a monotone. Actually, I didn't know it was possible.

This reply was solely bcz of how boring you are.

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It's sort of sad to see you trying to troll or be ironic.

Just stick to... well, what is it you actually do post around here? I guess mock BT maybe?
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#20 May 24 2009 at 12:11 PM Rating: Decent
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I am not really trying to troll. I am just letting Kav know that he needs to step up his act.

I do about what you do around here, but I toss in a plea of insanity.

On another note:
Pen color Mojo! This is important.

And thehasbeenguy didn't try to stick me with the half/decapitated dog. He is probably going to have to drain the wound. He was giving a "I don't know if he will live" look to me over Con's head.
#21 May 24 2009 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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Commander MojoVIII wrote:
Stabbed myself in the face with a pen.


I hope you drew a 4 leaf clover in green ink Smiley: nod

I'll wish you a delayed job start so you can tour the emerald isle Smiley: smile Ireland is absolutely beautiful and enchanting.
#22 May 24 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I am not really trying to troll. I am just letting Kav know that he needs to step up his act.


Your continued presence is evidence enough. It's lucky knowledge does not always come with such a price.
#23 May 24 2009 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
IRELAND IS THE NEW CORNWALL!
#24 May 24 2009 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Commander MojoVIII wrote:
Stabbed myself in the face with a pen.


I hope you drew a 4 leaf clover in green ink Smiley: nod

I'll wish you a delayed job start so you can tour the emerald isle Smiley: smile Ireland is absolutely beautiful and enchanting.


Eli's GodMother went. She traveled from youth hostel to youth hostel.

My aunt was there for a month for the Navy. We have a regional store that was running a contest for pictures of people on their vacations, holding one of their paper bags. My aunt had some really crazy shots.

Can you still try to kiss the Blarney Stone?
#25 May 24 2009 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Kavekk wrote:
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I am not really trying to troll. I am just letting Kav know that he needs to step up his act.


Your continued presence is evidence enough. It's lucky knowledge does not always come with such a price.


What Joph said.
#26 May 24 2009 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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Can you still try to kiss the Blarney Stone?
Pfff, it's all about fisting the Blarney stone these days.


And it was a black pen. And the pen is now broken... Smiley: crymore
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