So, I'm considering speed dating ..Follow

I will not date people I work with and I've not met anyone in my hobbies of late and I am really sick and tired of being bored at weekends when everyone else is doing couply things. I just want some fun, not a serious relationship.

Has anyone tried speed dating and what did you make of it? Will I just end up talking to a bunch of defective pot bellied balding freaks with the social skills of prince Philip?

I never tried it.

I never would.

Instead, date random homeless people. Be sure to sleep with them.

Dating tips from the expert wannabe troll?

Either you have personal experience or you make my apparent conservatism look like I'm dating red Ken.

Or

I'm at work, doublechecking stuff that has already been doublechecked, am bored out of my mind, and saw this as an opportunity to post something random. And it wouldn't have mattered who posted this, or even what they had posted, I'd still have suggested the same thing.

By the way, who or what is red Ken? Are we talking Street Fighter here?

Homeless people are hard to get rid of. I gave shelter to a pikey once. He thought we were BFFs after that, and he's pretty okay for a homeless bloke but I had to avoid him for two weeks until he'd forgotten me because he wouldn't bugger off.

Also I know good semi-homeless people. Like, living in shelters or tents or caravans. Clean ones, too. I met my best friend in a Refuge.

Did you watch that Psych episode?

You might also like to be informed that Gwyn believes all Welsh are aliens.

Are you saying you dislike people from outer space? You, you, you... PLANETIST!

Wrong again omg. I do not mind aliens who come from Planets. You see, its the floating Space Aliens with space as their main residence I cannot stand, they lack grounding with all this floating around. I've watched Dr Who and junk, I know how mad they become (let alone all the goo and green stuff they ooze).

Good grief, where did you gain your education?

They also infected the US and are the leeeezard people, don't ya know. But thats a sekret only known to a few carefully selected people. And Allakhazam

I did already. He confirmed I was straight as an arrow.

Well, at least I think that's what he meant. He said I wasn't fit for *** consumption.

Damn Tory.


On a side note, I talked to this bloke today for a while who claimed to be ex-RAF, and that was the first time I actually defended Toryism as far as I remember because that man was ******* insane Commie terrorist material.

I binge post. I'm a junkie who needs her allas high once in a while. Imagine me snorting you all

I'd imagine snorting Nixnot would be like an acid trip through the **** of god.

Hellboy would be a massive hit of salvia that would cause you to talk to the outside world in a series of memes.

Mine would do nothing to you.