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#1 May 23 2009 at 5:07 AM Rating: Good
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Chinese man pushes man who was threatening to jump off a bridge.

I dunno... maybe after five hours stuck in traffic, I'd help him get it over with too?
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#2 May 23 2009 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
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That guy's a true hero.
#3 May 23 2009 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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This action needs to be taken towards all would be jumpers. Seriously, if you don't want to be pushed, don't threaten to jump. Stupid bastards.
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#4 May 23 2009 at 7:35 AM Rating: Decent
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
This action needs to be taken towards all would be jumpers attention whores.


Seriously, if you don't want to be pushed off a bridge, stop whoring attention.

Edited, May 23rd 2009 10:35am by BrownDuck
#5 May 23 2009 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
The Great BrownDuck wrote:
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
This action needs to be taken towards all would be jumpers attention whores.


Seriously, if you don't want to be pushed off a bridge, stop whoring attention.

Edited, May 23rd 2009 10:35am by BrownDuck
Or avoid bridges. Smiley: schooled
#6 May 23 2009 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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He pushed the guy too late, he should of done it before they got any air into the cushion, much more amusing that way.
#7 May 23 2009 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
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Tyrrant wrote:
He pushed the guy too late, he should of done it before they got any air into the cushion, much more amusing that way.


Looks like he tried.

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Retired soldier Mr Lai at first volunteered to try to talk Mr Chen down but was turned away by police, Xinhua said.
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#8 May 23 2009 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
The ex-soldier sure got that guy good and no laiing.

Well, unless they somehow got the wong guy and Mr. Lai did nothing but steal the credit.
#9 May 23 2009 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
Hand the guy a metal!
#10 May 23 2009 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.
#11 May 23 2009 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.
The moron shouldn't have been there holding up traffic! Stupid attention *****. "Baawww my life sucks"
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#12 May 23 2009 at 10:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Tailmon wrote:
Hand the guy a metal!

What kind, Steel? Titanium? Gold? Lead?
#13 May 23 2009 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.

There was an air cushion under the bridge when he shoved him, Fairly good chance he wasn't going to die, he only ended up with injuries due to it being partially filled. And it wasn't assisting a death due to bad traffic. It was bad traffic due to a coward wanting to kill himself and an old man trying to get Denny's for the early bird special.
#14 May 23 2009 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.


Holding up the lives of hundreds (maybe thousands? I don't know how busy this bridge is in China) of people for five hours because you are a dumbass is more obscene.
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#15 May 23 2009 at 9:13 PM Rating: Good
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#16 May 23 2009 at 9:18 PM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
the wong guy


Really? wong. guy.

Damn.
#17 May 24 2009 at 6:21 AM Rating: Excellent
The best part of this is that he shook his hand, introduced himself, then shoved him.
#18 May 24 2009 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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Tyrrant wrote:
Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.

There was an air cushion under the bridge when he shoved him, Fairly good chance he wasn't going to die, he only ended up with injuries due to it being partially filled. And it wasn't assisting a death due to bad traffic. It was bad traffic due to a coward wanting to kill himself and an old man trying to get Denny's for the early bird special.


Police turned him down when he volunteered to talk to him. He got through the police and went up to the guy himself. He might have pushed him anyway, with or without the cushion.
#19 May 24 2009 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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MentalFrog wrote:
Tyrrant wrote:
Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.

There was an air cushion under the bridge when he shoved him, Fairly good chance he wasn't going to die, he only ended up with injuries due to it being partially filled. And it wasn't assisting a death due to bad traffic. It was bad traffic due to a coward wanting to kill himself and an old man trying to get Denny's for the early bird special.


Police turned him down when he volunteered to talk to him. He got through the police and went up to the guy himself. He might have pushed him anyway, with or without the cushion.


Well good.

I'm sure the world would not miss Mr Bridge Jumper had he died.
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#20 May 24 2009 at 6:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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MentalFrog wrote:
Tyrrant wrote:
Whimsi wrote:
Actively assisting someone to their death because you are frustrated with a traffic delay is just obscene.

There was an air cushion under the bridge when he shoved him, Fairly good chance he wasn't going to die, he only ended up with injuries due to it being partially filled. And it wasn't assisting a death due to bad traffic. It was bad traffic due to a coward wanting to kill himself and an old man trying to get Denny's for the early bird special.


Police turned him down when he volunteered to talk to him. He got through the police and went up to the guy himself. He might have pushed him anyway, with or without the cushion.

true, I also did read that he has been on meds for a while and was on the way to hospital to pick up more so it was only a matter of time before the old man snapped.
#21 May 24 2009 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
give that man a medal and 2 million yuan, just to **** the jumper off.
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