Because I'm seriously considering killing my ESE124 Professor. I'm fairly sure about 85% of the class will be willing to pool their money together.
Edited, May 22nd 2009 2:19pm by Usagi
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#1
May 22 2009 at 10:36 AM
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
#2
May 22 2009 at 10:37 AM
**** a hitman. Confused children with bombs strapped to them are cheap and effective.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
#3
May 22 2009 at 10:39 AM
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
@#%^ a hitman. Confused children with bombs strapped to them are cheap and effective.
They are on the other hand, unrealistic. Hitman on the other hand are very real, and I'm seriously considering it.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
#4
May 22 2009 at 10:40 AM
The One and Only Deadgye wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
@#%^ a hitman. Confused children with bombs strapped to them are cheap and effective.
They are on the other hand, unrealistic. Hitman on the other hand are very real, and I'm seriously considering it.
How is that unrealistic? All you need is a bomb and a method of brainwashing.
Maybe the Taliban can help.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
#5
May 22 2009 at 10:41 AM
So, I guess I'll be the poor sap that asks you why you want to end this man's life.
Why do you want to end this man's life?
Why do you want to end this man's life?
#6
May 22 2009 at 10:45 AM
Let's put it this way. ESE124 is a freshman level course. It is listed as having a pre/co-req of calc1. Yet he decided it would be a good idea to require knowledge of calc2. By the time I realized how ****** up this professor was, it was too late to PNC the course. (Pass/No Credit; so that you can get credit for the course without it affecting your GPA)
The class average was a 52.68%. I got 59.5%, and got a D. Over half the class failed, and another 30% of the class got their GPAs owned. Profs name is Stephen Sussman-Fort. If you google his name you'll find that everybody apparently hates him, because he fails as a teacher.
The class average was a 52.68%. I got 59.5%, and got a D. Over half the class failed, and another 30% of the class got their GPAs owned. Profs name is Stephen Sussman-Fort. If you google his name you'll find that everybody apparently hates him, because he fails as a teacher.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
#7
May 22 2009 at 10:47 AM
How many people were in that class? I'm a little surprised that you weren't graded on a curve.
Also, teachers who fail many of their students often get **** from their department heads.
Also, teachers who fail many of their students often get **** from their department heads.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
#8
May 22 2009 at 10:49 AM
Don’t you realize that the economy is in the toilet? You can’t afford to toss away money all willy-nilly. Why spend your hard-earned coin on a hit-man when you can just DIY?
Surely, you’ve watched enough CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Law and Order, Land and Order: CI, Law and Order: SVU, JAG, NCIS, Numb3rs, Criminal Minds, Matlock reruns, and Baby-Sitter’s Club to know how to leave a pristine crime scene, plant false DNA to implicate others, and never, never, NEVAH say anything in the interrogation room other than, “I want my lawyer now!â€
Killing people who annoy you is easy … stopping is hard. I swear, it’s like eating potato chips.
Surely, you’ve watched enough CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, Law and Order, Land and Order: CI, Law and Order: SVU, JAG, NCIS, Numb3rs, Criminal Minds, Matlock reruns, and Baby-Sitter’s Club to know how to leave a pristine crime scene, plant false DNA to implicate others, and never, never, NEVAH say anything in the interrogation room other than, “I want my lawyer now!â€
Killing people who annoy you is easy … stopping is hard. I swear, it’s like eating potato chips.
#9
May 22 2009 at 10:52 AM
I remember years and years ago reading a news story about some woman arrested for hiring two guys to kill her husband. Her offered payment was something like $100 each, a case of beer and daily blow jobs for the next two years.
So, there ya go. With inflation, you might be on the hook for three years.
So, there ya go. With inflation, you might be on the hook for three years.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#10
May 22 2009 at 10:52 AM
If you want to get it done, $10k. If you want it done right, $25k. If you want it done by a professional who won't dime you out the moment **** starts to go south, $100k+.
#11
May 22 2009 at 10:54 AM
Mindel wrote:
If you want to get it done, $10k. If you want it done right, $25k. If you want it done by a professional who won't dime you out the moment sh*t starts to go south, $100k+.
The bombchild should be looking pretty good right about now.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
#12
May 22 2009 at 10:55 AM
Jophiel, I started reading your new location thingy .. "Posting from my thirty-seven"
I thought you were talking about age or something until I read the end of the sentence. I should have realised it was not age as 37 is too young?
Mindel scares me.
I thought you were talking about age or something until I read the end of the sentence. I should have realised it was not age as 37 is too young?
Mindel scares me.
#13
May 22 2009 at 10:58 AM
Quote:
Mindel scares me.
#14
May 22 2009 at 10:59 AM
Quote:
I remember years and years ago reading a news story about some woman arrested for hiring two guys to kill her husband. Her offered payment was something like $100 each, a case of beer and daily blow jobs for the next two years.
So, there ya go. With inflation, you might be on the hook for three years.
So, there ya go. With inflation, you might be on the hook for three years.
Have blowjobs been watered down in value? I'm going to need evidence that more blowjobs are given now than "years and years ago" before I come to accept this.
#15
May 22 2009 at 11:06 AM
Mindel wrote:
If you want to get it done, $10k. If you want it done right, $25k. If you want it done by a professional who won't dime you out the moment sh*t starts to go south, $100k+.
And if you want to do it yourself, all you'll need are a few rags, a few bottles of liquor, some lighters, chain and some cheap locks.
Toohotforu wrote:
Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.
#16
May 22 2009 at 11:07 AM
Mindel wrote:
If you want to get it done, $10k. If you want it done right, $25k. If you want it done by a professional who won't dime you out the moment sh*t starts to go south, $100k+.
Sometimes, I think Mindel's really hawt.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
#17
May 22 2009 at 11:08 AM
When my great grandfather came to the new world from Sicily, he was killed by a professional hitman who worked for the mafia soon after he came. It's the American dream. Leave to escape your debts. Die anyway.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#18
May 22 2009 at 11:12 AM
ITT: Anna is Dorothy Zbornak.
#19
May 22 2009 at 11:13 AM
God, I wish. Bea Arthur was awesome. 
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#20
May 22 2009 at 11:18 AM
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Profs name is Stephen Sussman-Fort.
Is that not punishment enough?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
#21
May 22 2009 at 11:19 AM
At the expense of sounding like a party pooper, I really don't think that expressing a sincere desire for having someone murdered is very appropriate, even in the Asylum, and even in jest.
Edited, May 22nd 2009 3:13pm by Usagi
Edited, May 22nd 2009 3:13pm by Usagi
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