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#27 May 22 2009 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good

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Lady Kalivha wrote:

RedPhoenixxx, we will live about 70km from each other soon. I will be creepy.

I'm not gonna harm you. I'll just insist that we should meet, and if we do meet, call you "Matthieu". I hope that isn't your real name. Smiley: blush

You should come to the potential London OoT thing, though. Really.

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#28 May 22 2009 at 8:14 AM Rating: Default

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You should "try" to take him to an emergency room, but instead post about how they're all closed and not taking patients right now. Then when he dies, bury him at the site of the trauma.

Odd, I was going to suggest that she just sleep on the floor with him all night, and hope for the best. He does smell like gasoline, doesn't he?

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#29 May 22 2009 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good

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Take him to the vet.

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#30 May 22 2009 at 9:08 AM Rating: Good

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Lady Kalivha wrote:

RedPhoenixxx wrote:

Lady Kalivha wrote:

RedPhoenixxx, we will live about 70km from each other soon. I will be creepy.

I'm not gonna harm you. I'll just insist that we should meet, and if we do meet, call you "Matthieu". I hope that isn't your real name. Smiley: blush

You should come to the potential London OoT thing, though. Really.

Kali is also short. If she gives you any lip, you could probably fit her into a locker at the train station.

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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?

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#31 May 22 2009 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good

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Mindel wrote:

I think he's choking on a piece of bagel. Should I call 911? Or maybe building security? I know the Heimlich, maybe I should try and save him? What should I do guys, he's turned blue and isn't moving anymore!

Seeing as RJ isn't here...

Obvious answer: FALCON PUNCH!

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Just punch her in the vag and tell her to @#$% off.

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#32 May 22 2009 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good

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If he picks the wrong train station, I'm gonna make sure to bite his crotch first. Smiley: mad

When I say bite, I mean bite something off.

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#33 May 22 2009 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent

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Warchief Annabella wrote:

Thorny is like a unicorn. He likes young girls to ~~ride on his back~~ rub vigorously on his mighty horn. He's also mythical. You see his beauty and then he's gone for another year.

Get the details right lest you anger me. Smiley: disappointed

Your penance is to fetch me two virgins from the "Gencon" thread to sate my carnal appetites.

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#34 May 22 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good

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The correct answer is you run up beside him and take a picture of you being inexplicably excited while he slowly dies.

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#35 May 22 2009 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent

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Thoronmir the Venerable wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

Thorny is like a unicorn. He likes young girls to ~~ride on his back~~ rub vigorously on his mighty horn. He's also mythical. You see his beauty and then he's gone for another year.

Get the details right lest you anger me. Smiley: disappointed

Your penance is to fetch me two virgins from the "Gencon" thread to sate my carnal appetites.

I'm not sure those are the virgins you're looking for. Just sayin'.

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#36 May 22 2009 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent

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I'm pretty sure Adam's been to jail before. You don't remain a virgin there for very long. Smiley: frown

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#37 May 22 2009 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good

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Thoronmir the Venerable wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

Thorny is like a unicorn. He likes young girls to ~~ride on his back~~ rub vigorously on his mighty horn. He's also mythical. You see his beauty and then he's gone for another year.

Get the details right lest you anger me. Smiley: disappointed

Your penance is to fetch me two virgins from the "Gencon" thread to sate my carnal appetites.

I tried to get the bareback details right, but you know, I fall short of the glory.

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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?

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#38 May 22 2009 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good

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Warchief Annabella wrote:

I fall short of the glory.

I can't tell you how many times a woman has told me that.

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#39 May 22 2009 at 10:23 AM Rating: Good

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Iamadam the Shady wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

I fall short of the glory.

I can't tell you how many times a woman has told me that.

That you've fallen short of the glory she had anticipated? Yeah, I imagine it's hard to count that high.

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#40 May 22 2009 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good

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Belkira the Tulip wrote:

Iamadam the Shady wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

I fall short of the glory.

I can't tell you how many times a woman has told me that.

That you've fallen short of the glory she had anticipated? Yeah, I imagine it's hard to count that high.

I enjoy pleasing others, but I enjoy winning even more.

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#41 May 22 2009 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good

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Iamadam the Shady wrote:

Belkira the Tulip wrote:

Iamadam the Shady wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

I fall short of the glory.

I can't tell you how many times a woman has told me that.

That you've fallen short of the glory she had anticipated? Yeah, I imagine it's hard to count that high.

I enjoy pleasing others, but I enjoy winning even more.

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#43 May 22 2009 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good

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So, uh, is anyone gonna finish that bagel?

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#44 May 22 2009 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent

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Write ***** on his forehead. Say he died from laughing.

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#45 May 22 2009 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good

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Thoronmir the Venerable wrote:

Warchief Annabella wrote:

Thorny is like a unicorn. He likes young girls to ~~ride on his back~~ rub vigorously on his mighty horn. He's also mythical. You see his beauty and then he's gone for another year.

Get the details right lest you anger me. Smiley: disappointed

Your penance is to fetch me two virgins from the "Gencon" thread to sate my carnal appetites.

How are we supposed to track down virgins on the internet?! Oh wait...

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#46 May 22 2009 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent

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I found this one site that said it had virgins, but by the time I got into it, they were already having sex.

My prey is elusive.

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#47 May 22 2009 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good

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Check to make sure he is really choking. If he can speak, leave him be. If not, pack him in a crate and FedEx him to Perth.

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#48 May 22 2009 at 4:26 PM Rating: Decent

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I say get a toy gun and shoot back.

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