I'd eat Samira's because she talks about reading all the time and I bet that'd it make certain parts all meaty and delicious. However, maybe like a wild animal, she'd be all gristly from overuse. Then I would want to find someone with a smooth fatty brain, like a nice foie gras, delicious and tender from lack of use. If I ate Growlingbunny's brain, I'd might get slightly high from the amount of prescription pain killers that have affected her neurosynapses.
Delicious neurosynapses. Now you think I'd say Tailmon, but that'd only be for an amuse bouche.
I'd eat Usagi's because it'd be full of secrets. Delicious secrets. Mmmm....
If you question the accuracy of my science here, you should.
Edited, May 18th 2009 5:05pm by Annabella
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I'd eat my own.
Anyone ever notice that Anna posts a hell of a lot of "If __________ would you ______________" questions?
I'd wear your skin like a raincoat.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
I'd eat my own.
BT's avatar, reborn.
The Great BrownDuck wrote:
Anyone ever notice that Anna posts a hell of a lot of "If __________ would you ______________" questions?
If Brownduck was an *******, he would question my methods.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I would eat Ewan McGregor's brains.
Yep.
Yep.
Whoever is closest to me. I man, I'd be a zombie. Not much of a choice. Guess we'll find out in three years.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Allegory. I bet it tastes like cucumber and lettuce. And Red Bull.
Also, I'd eat Nobby's brain. I think it'd be interesting.
Also, I'd eat Nobby's brain. I think it'd be interesting.
lolgaxe wrote:
Whoever is closest to me. I man, I'd be a zombie. Not much of a choice. Guess we'll find out in three years.
The
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I would eat Ewan McGregor's brains.
Yep.
Yep.
Totally unrelated, but I'm reminded of the line from Nelly's song Batter Up...
"If I think with my ****, then put your mouth on my brains..."
lolgaxe wrote:
Whoever is closest to me. I man, I'd be a zombie. Not much of a choice. Guess we'll find out in three years.
I love the typos that make me stop and really try to think about what the hell that means.
Why do I have to be a zombie to eat brains? I'm looking at you scene from Hannibal.
I would seek a fit and healthy brain. One not polluted with the trials and tribulations of smoking or substance abuse (except alchohol - some minor abuse at weekends is fine by me ..)
The problem I have here is that I know few people that post who are guaranteed fit and healthy. I'd have to line you up in person and assess you for brain snacking
I'd prod and poke and slap your thighs to see how fit you are. Examine your Tongue eyes and ears for infections and unwanted abrasions before I conduct a few blood tests. The winners would of course be tagged with a clip on the ear and eaten over some days. I'd be a civilised zombie
I'd eat Kavekk just for ***** and giggles. I would hope he would taste interesting
You posted this after I watched a show on how they produce meat for the slaughter ..
The problem I have here is that I know few people that post who are guaranteed fit and healthy. I'd have to line you up in person and assess you for brain snacking
I'd prod and poke and slap your thighs to see how fit you are. Examine your Tongue eyes and ears for infections and unwanted abrasions before I conduct a few blood tests. The winners would of course be tagged with a clip on the ear and eaten over some days. I'd be a civilised zombie I'd eat Kavekk just for ***** and giggles. I would hope he would taste interesting
You posted this after I watched a show on how they produce meat for the slaughter ..
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
I would hope he would taste interesting
Probably like ***** and giggles. In that order.
I would eat Jophiel's brain. And then.... then....
I would be INVINCIBLE.
/evilcackle
I would be INVINCIBLE.
/evilcackle
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
I would eat Jophiel's brain. And then.... then....
I would be INVINCIBLE.
/evilcackle
I would be INVINCIBLE.
/evilcackle
Time for another tea party!
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Totally unrelated, but I'm reminded of the line from Nelly's song Batter Up...
"If I think with my ****, then put your mouth on my brains..."
"If I think with my ****, then put your mouth on my brains..."
Poignant, BD, very poignant.
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I'd eat Kavekk just for sh*ts and giggles. I would hope he would taste interesting
I'm not sure I'd eat yours. I'd become an ultra Tory zombie, and I'm just not comfortable with that. I think brains should be dictributed more evenly between to create a single, equal zombie horde, as opposed to the zombie hoards we have today.
Kavekk wrote:
I think brains should be dictributed more evenly between to create a single, equal zombie horde, as opposed to the zombie hoards we have today.
So, you want Borg zombies?
Brain Borg-er!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Kavekk wrote:
I'm not sure I'd eat yours. I'd become an ultra Tory zombie, and I'm just not comfortable with that.
Join us, you might like us ... braaaainnnsss ...
I think I would eat the brains of the nearest (Good looking) woman. I need something to help me understand how those minds work 
Overlord MagingMartin wrote:
I think I would eat the brains of the nearest (Good looking) woman. I need something to help me understand how those minds work
Something tells me the subtle complexities would be lost on you.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If it was an OOTer it would be Allegory, I want to know whats in his head sometimes.
If it could be anyone I would pick Paris Hilton, I'm sure I would like my brains rare.
If it could be anyone I would pick Paris Hilton, I'm sure I would like my brains rare.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Zomborg?
I'd eat Anna's ****** before it could eat me.
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