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#27 May 14 2009 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
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I like to pretend I'm British, Irish or Canadian. Or, well, not correct people if they assume one of the three.

But I'd think I'd actually go with Hong Kong because them people there are very well educated.
Honestly, I gave this thread half a second of thought and, despite the reflexive gagging, I have to agree with lolgaxe. I'm a New Yorker, part of the greatest nation in the world, and there's no improving on perfection.


I rarely get mistaken for a New Yorker. Smiley: frown


I've told you. I get mistaken for German everywhere I go, even Boston.


We should go to Texas together.
#28 May 14 2009 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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We can talk alot about relentless German efficiency.
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#29 May 14 2009 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd be Niuean. Then everyone would say "WTF is a Niuean?" Then me and my fellow Niueans would laugh and laugh and laugh.
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#30 May 14 2009 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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I'd be Niuean. Then everyone would say "WTF is a Niuean?" Then me and my fellow Niueans would laugh and laugh and laugh.


It's really hard to go to Niue as a tourist. And it's an island. That's about all I know about that country.
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#31 May 14 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Good
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We can talk alot about relentless German efficiency.


No, no, you see, most Americans I meet (in Germany nonetheless) just assume I'm English. We could have a lot of fun, you being German and me English. We could sell crumpets and wurst!
#32 May 14 2009 at 7:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'd be Niuean. Then everyone would say "WTF is a Niuean?" Then me and my fellow Niueans would laugh and laugh and laugh.


I'd call you a Niub. Smiley: mad

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#33 May 14 2009 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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Theres no perfect country unfortunately. Just my imaginary bizzaro utopic world. It would be a mix of eastern european countries, canada, and beautifull weather and beaches.
#34 May 14 2009 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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Australian, for the accent and the ability to pull a large knife and say "Now that's a knoife".
#35 May 14 2009 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Kalivha wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
We can talk alot about relentless German efficiency.


No, no, you see, most Americans I meet (in Germany nonetheless) just assume I'm English. We could have a lot of fun, you being German and me English. We could sell crumpets and wurst!


I'll talk about relentless German efficiency and the need for discipline. We can laugh about WWII. Hahahah! Guess you got us good!
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#36 May 14 2009 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
I can totally see us sitting at a Pizza hut down South and being all European offensive funny.
#37 May 14 2009 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
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New Zealand. It's my weird mental image of perfection. I know absolutely nothing about the country, but I would like to be from there.

Wait, I know one thing. Kiwi birds!

Totally want to be a New Zealander.
That's three of us now. I propose an invasion.


Make that 4, last hot rmtub party I went to had New Zealander girls wearing not much, and damn if their accent isn't hot Smiley: sly

I really like cute accents, the girl I know from up north has one Smiley: inlove
#38 May 14 2009 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
Australian accent is harsh and obnoxious. New zealand accent is it's mild and friendly sister. Irish accent is just pure win. (Not cork or kerry or extreme Dublin accent, but generic Irish)
#39 May 14 2009 at 7:28 AM Rating: Decent
I think that Australia might be a place that would have been my second life.
clean, wild, advenerous.
#40 May 14 2009 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Australian accent is harsh and obnoxious. New zealand accent is it's mild and friendly sister. Irish accent is just pure win. (Not cork or kerry or extreme Dublin accent, but generic Irish)
Although I can tell the difference between Kiwi and Aussie accents, it's negligible to me.
#41 May 14 2009 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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I think that Australia might be a place that would have been my second life.
clean, wild, advenerous.


Wut? Smiley: dubious
#42 May 14 2009 at 7:30 AM Rating: Good
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I think that Australia might be a place that would have been my second life.
clean, wild, advenerous.


Wut? Smiley: dubious
That's when you're not stingy with your adventures.
#43 May 14 2009 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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I can totally see us sitting at a Pizza hut down South and being all European offensive funny.


We'll get drunk and smoke cigarettes and talk loudly about how most Americans have never read Baudelaire.
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#44 May 14 2009 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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New Zealand. It's my weird mental image of perfection. I know absolutely nothing about the country, but I would like to be from there.

Wait, I know one thing. Kiwi birds!

Totally want to be a New Zealander.
That's three of us now. I propose an invasion.
I dated a girl from New Zealand. Good times.
#45 May 14 2009 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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American. As long as I could keep my British accent.
I just discovered yesterday that Europeans can't donate blood in the US. Smiley: schooled


Really ? I didn't know that - whats the reasoning behind it, do you know ?

Not so much a different nationality, since I'm part chinese anyway, but I'd love to have been born over there, experience it and learn the language . Also, the benefits of being born there would mean that my annoying little brother would never have been born what with the one child rule .

Actually, he probably would have, and I'd have been dumped on a hill and eaten by something . Or raised by wolves --- being raised by wolves would be awesome.
#46 May 14 2009 at 7:34 AM Rating: Good
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American. As long as I could keep my British accent.
I just discovered yesterday that Europeans can't donate blood in the US. Smiley: schooled


Really ? I didn't know that - whats the reasoning behind it, do you know ?
Mad cow.
#47 May 14 2009 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
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We'd get your Euro-traitor genes in our patriotic American blood.
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#48 May 14 2009 at 7:40 AM Rating: Excellent
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
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American. As long as I could keep my British accent.
I just discovered yesterday that Europeans can't donate blood in the US. Smiley: schooled


Really ? I didn't know that - whats the reasoning behind it, do you know ?
Mad cow.


Huh? I didn't think she sounded mad, necessarily, just inquisitive.
#49 May 14 2009 at 8:00 AM Rating: Good
What Mojo said. Not that I have much experience with Irish accents.

Anna, I've never read Baudelaire. Smiley: frown
#50 May 14 2009 at 8:05 AM Rating: Good
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What Mojo said. Not that I have much experience with Irish accents.

Anna, I've never read Baudelaire. Smiley: frown


I had a Russian professor with long black hair and long eyelashes in short dresses who was Polish but grew up in Switzerland. She would look at us with utter consternation and say, "The problem with you [American] students is that you know nothing of culture. You've never even read Baudelaire."

I read Fleurs du Mal. Quelle snooze.
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#51 May 14 2009 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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I was born in Bangladesh, so it'd be cool to have dual citizenship there. I am however very happy being Canadian(aka not american Smiley: tongue)Smiley: grin
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