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I have what may be tentatively referred to as a dateFollow
Next week. I'm in a good mood.
Are you going to sit on the front porch and drink lemonade?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Are you going to sit on the front porch and drink lemonade?
What's she charging?
I'm sorry, that was offensive.
What's he or she charging?
I'm sorry, that was offensive.
What's he or she charging?
And remember: Be yourself, but not too much.
You have a brother, Ash&c? I don't remember you ever mentioning him.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
What's she charging?
I'm sorry, that was offensive.
What's he or she charging?
I'm sorry, that was offensive.
What's he or she charging?
Ohhh, BT. You're such a peach.
Samira wrote:
You have a brother, Ash&c? I don't remember you ever mentioning him.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Samira wrote:
You have a brother, Ash&c? I don't remember you ever mentioning him.
Cool! You need to figure out a way to kill him and hide his body before that happens.
Maybe your date will have some good ideas. Be something for you two kids to talk about. Breaking the ice is an important step.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Have a ring in your pocket just in case the date turns out well and you want to bridle this filly 'fore some other cowboy does.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Grats ash, have fun
Lucky git
Lucky git
Jophiel wrote:
Have a ring in your pocket just in case the date turns out well and you want to bridle this filly 'fore some other cowboy does.
On a side note, I worked out how I'm going to propose to the future Mrs. Ash a long time ago. I'm not going to share it with any of you, though, in case one of you ends up being the lucky one. [:suggestiveeyebrows:]
I'm proud of you, Ash. 
Also, take a towel!
Also, take a towel!
And it's all thanks to Facebook, and therefore all thanks to NixNot for throwing a mock hissy.
I'd give you dating tips, but I haven't had a date since the 1980's.
Ok, I got one. Pay more attention to her than her Atari 5200.
Ok, I got one. Pay more attention to her than her Atari 5200.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
On a side note, I worked out how I'm going to propose to the future Mrs. Ash a long time ago. I'm not going to share it with any of you, though, in case one of you ends up being the lucky one. [:suggestiveeyebrows:]
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hope it goes well Ash :) Keep us updated .
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
And it's all thanks to Facebook, and therefore all thanks to NixNot for throwing a mock hissy.
Poetic justice, NixNot inciting heterosexual dating behavior by being a queen.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
And it's all thanks to Facebook, and therefore all thanks to NixNot for throwing a mock hissy.
Poetic justice, NixNot inciting heterosexual dating behavior by being a queen.
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Cool! You need to figure out a way to kill him and hide his body before that happens.
Yes... The body. Its disposal. That's the trick, isn't it?
PIIHB
Or don't.
Or don't.
Kavekk wrote:
Quote:
Cool! You need to figure out a way to kill him and hide his body before that happens.
Yes... The body. Its disposal. That's the trick, isn't it?
Dead bodies don't just wander away on their own, unfortunately.
Well, except for zombies.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hahaha, you're dead meat. Women always kill after mating. You're so *******
NixNot wrote:
Hahaha, you're dead meat. Women always kill after mating. You're so @#%^ed.
Oh, good point.
Make her date your brother first.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
NixNot wrote:
Hahaha, you're dead meat. Women always kill after mating. You're so @#%^ed.
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