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This day is offensive to people who don't have mothers.
Like your face.
Like your face.
Today I plan a trip to Maine, to visit Anna's mother.
YOUR MOM
should have a happy mother's day!
should have a happy mother's day!
Obligatory "Mother's day was ages ago" comment.
Happy Mother's Day!! Yay to baby makers! 
Happy Mother's Day Milfs!
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Lady wanted to take me to grandmother's house as a "present" to her ("her") reffering to the subject of this sentence) own mother. To be honest that kind of really pisses me off at the grandma.
As for what my own mother gets? Nothing until she finishes Minish Cap, then I'm thinking about Dawn of Sorrow. I'd go with Order of Ecclesia but that one's probably way too hard.
I wish giving sh*t to my dad was that easy.
Edited, May 10th 2009 4:06am by Pensive
As for what my own mother gets? Nothing until she finishes Minish Cap, then I'm thinking about Dawn of Sorrow. I'd go with Order of Ecclesia but that one's probably way too hard.
I wish giving sh*t to my dad was that easy.
Edited, May 10th 2009 4:06am by Pensive
Happy Mothers Day.
The boys and I went to see Star Trek. Only 31 people for the 11:45pm showing. The boys counted.
EDIT: fwiw, I hate Hallmark Holidays.
Edited, May 10th 2009 4:41am by GrowlingBunny
The boys and I went to see Star Trek. Only 31 people for the 11:45pm showing. The boys counted.
EDIT: fwiw, I hate Hallmark Holidays.
Edited, May 10th 2009 4:41am by GrowlingBunny
I suppose this means I should call my mom. 
Aren't all OoT moms MILFs?
Omegavegeta wrote:
[:MILFpic:]
Aren't all OoT moms MILFs?
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Quote:
Aren't all OoT moms MILFs?
Odds are, that's a no. But I'm more than willing to look at tit shots of each & every one of them & judge.
It's a hard job, but I am a hard man.
/rimshot
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
I made my wife some pancakes and gave her a rose to celebrate, which she seemed to genuinely appreciate.
Then I called her a MILF and she slapped me.
Then I called her a MILF and she slapped me.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Tell the missus that your internet friends wish her happy mothers day lolgaxe. She'll love that I'm sure.
Omegavegeta wrote:
Quote:
Aren't all OoT moms MILFs?
Odds are, that's a no. But I'm more than willing to look at tit shots of each & every one of them & judge.
It's a hard job, but I am a hard man.
/rimshot
technically, Yes, since every man & woman has different tastes.
:P
I carried this forum around in my dark, clammy uterus for nine months. The least you can do is thank me for the Herculean effort that was pushing it out of my perma-stretched, floppy lipped ******. Where's my ******* card and flowers?
I called my Mom. We laughed about my sister. Good times.
Happy Mother's day for everyone by Paskil, who's a dirty tranny.
Happy Mother's day for everyone by Paskil, who's a dirty tranny.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
I called my Mom. We laughed about my sister. Good times.
Happy Mother's day for everyone by Paskil, who's a dirty tranny.
Happy Mother's day for everyone by Paskil, who's a dirty tranny.
Tranny? Who said anything about having a *****?
.[:laff:]
[:cleanofflaptopbczitdoesn'tdrinkpepsi:]
[:cleanofflaptopbczitdoesn'tdrinkpepsi:]
Dear Mom,
Your present this year was my ability to hold back the vomit as you relayed the intimate details of my brother and sister-in-law's herculean efforts to get pregnant.
You're welcome,
Kyle
Your present this year was my ability to hold back the vomit as you relayed the intimate details of my brother and sister-in-law's herculean efforts to get pregnant.
You're welcome,
Kyle
I demand this thread be moved back to March.
I demand that your mom marches on your face.
I demand that your mother stoofoo Nix.
I demand your mom's face.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
Happy Mother's Day to the ladies of the forum and Paskil, who demands flowers and all that crap 
NixNot wrote:
Dear Mom,
Your present this year was my ability to hold back the vomit as you relayed the intimate details of my brother and sister-in-law's herculean efforts to get pregnant.
You're welcome,
Kyle
Your present this year was my ability to hold back the vomit as you relayed the intimate details of my brother and sister-in-law's herculean efforts to get pregnant.
You're welcome,
Kyle
Happy Mothering Sunday ladies. The world just wouldn't exsist without you. 
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LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
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