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#1 May 08 2009 at 6:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Some choice quotes from my AFK skype session:

[5/7/2009 9:01:25 PM] Cherubs: I always confuse MF with kaelesh for some reason
[5/7/2009 9:09:23 PM] Vataro: ok, time to watch house and drink all the excess alcohol in my room
[5/7/2009 9:10:11 PM] Annabella: IS IT SEX NIGHT?
[5/7/2009 9:14:44 PM] Ariadne Pyanfar: beepity beep
[5/7/2009 9:37:39 PM] Annabella: she said that nobby is too old to be sexually viable
[5/7/2009 9:40:56 PM] Ikkian: O hai.

-- related messages coming up --
[5/7/2009 9:50:26 PM] Annabella: you want to have sex with a lady?
[5/7/2009 9:50:49 PM] Annabella: what about if Hellboy dressed like a lady?
[5/7/2009 9:51:02 PM] Ikkian: I'm not exactly keen on the idea of being crushed.
-- end related messages --

[5/7/2009 9:59:47 PM] Allegory: I need to scrub up before bed, so good night to you all.
[5/7/2009 10:00:30 PM] Annabella: AND HE HAS STAR WARS SHEETS
[5/7/2009 10:55:05 PM] Cherubs: did you like it araxius
[5/7/2009 10:57:52 PM] Cherubs: Beer spill on kb, ande my son chewed my mics cord
[5/7/2009 11:14:04 PM] Ariadne Pyanfar: we.... I don't remember talking about anything really, just innane chit chat


Sadly, I missed it. Smiley: lol
#2 May 08 2009 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 May 08 2009 at 7:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Glad you enjoyed it, post facto.

One of you young men (Legal young man, even in the States) I skype with occasionally likes to tease me because he got me flustered once, given I could technically be his mother age-wise, and it occurred to me at the most unfortunate time. Anyway, one time he decided to play lust chicken with me. Or some game. Sadly I have ample evidence he isn't interested in me sexually. Anyway he decided to describe his ***** to me in graphic detail as I intellectually and clinically pulled out all the most visuals I could get from him via text descriptions. I had a fine old platonic time, not turned on at all, in my art/science mood, instead of sex mode.

Later that month I went off hunting for part of a conversation with him back in my skype logs, and skimmed that part of the conversation quickly. Erm. Unintentional fast one-sided cybor thrills.

Sorry dude. T.T
#4 May 08 2009 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Ari wrote:
Sorry dude. T.T


np ,np.
#5 May 08 2009 at 8:27 AM Rating: Excellent
I have no idea what's going on in here.
#6 May 08 2009 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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I've downloaded skype and have yet to witness any funny skype nights D:

Edited, May 8th 2009 9:00pm by MagingMartin
#7 May 08 2009 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Overlord MagingMartin wrote:
I've downloaded skype and have yet to witness any funny skype nights D:


I have skype on my computer, but I've only opened it up once and I shut it down shortly after. Never actually skyped with anybody.
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#8 May 08 2009 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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This is probably the closest I've gotten to lulzy skype chat. We don't type much unless it's late at night.

Arathas wrote:
if a normal person puts my glasses on its like not wearing glasses at all
Kirby wrote:
or they get astigmatism, GOOD JOB ARA
geezuz
Arathas wrote:
lol you can't develop an astigmatism from wearing some one elses glasses jack ***
Kirby wrote:
inorite
*** Kirby has changed the chat topic to "Ara makes people astigmatism" ***
Arathas wrote:
i have a mild astigmatism in my right eye
Kirby wrote:
i hear envy has a mild **** in his right eye
Arathas wrote:
almost constantly
along with his left ear mouth two hands one nostril (he needs the other to breath) both armpits, his belly button **** and one between his feet
Kirby wrote:
sounds hectic
no wonder he doesnt notice you banging his mom
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