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#52 May 08 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I would also like to point out Star Trek is sitting at a 96% with a total of 174 Fresh reviews and 8 rotten reviews.


The true test is .. will you remember the film in a few years time?
The problem I have had with so many series to film converts or spin offs is the insta-forgettability of them.

Now this may be a silly question considering its Star Trek and many people grew up with it. Would someone unfamiliar with the genre be able to leap in and understand the story?

Also, Spock is hot, thats why I'm off to see it Smiley: nod
One of my friends who had went to the movie with me didn't know the difference between the Bord and a Vulcan, and he still enjoyed the movie. I also went with a ditsy 20 year old alcoholic who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 49 year old welder who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 47 year old software engineer who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with my 12 year old sister, she also enjoyed the movie.
#53 May 08 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Lady GwynapNud wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
I would also like to point out Star Trek is sitting at a 96% with a total of 174 Fresh reviews and 8 rotten reviews.


The true test is .. will you remember the film in a few years time?
The problem I have had with so many series to film converts or spin offs is the insta-forgettability of them.

Now this may be a silly question considering its Star Trek and many people grew up with it. Would someone unfamiliar with the genre be able to leap in and understand the story?

Also, Spock is hot, thats why I'm off to see it Smiley: nod
One of my friends who had went to the movie with me didn't know the difference between the Bord and a Vulcan, and he still enjoyed the movie. I also went with a ditsy 20 year old alcoholic who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 49 year old welder who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 47 year old software engineer who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with my 12 year old sister, she also enjoyed the movie.


Two questions.

1)What is a Bord?

2)Assuming the ditzy 20 year old alcoholic who enjoyed the movie wasn't related to you, did you enjoy the ditsy 20 year old alcoholic after the movie?
#54 May 08 2009 at 9:38 AM Rating: Decent
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Lady GwynapNud wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
I would also like to point out Star Trek is sitting at a 96% with a total of 174 Fresh reviews and 8 rotten reviews.


The true test is .. will you remember the film in a few years time?
The problem I have had with so many series to film converts or spin offs is the insta-forgettability of them.

Now this may be a silly question considering its Star Trek and many people grew up with it. Would someone unfamiliar with the genre be able to leap in and understand the story?

Also, Spock is hot, thats why I'm off to see it Smiley: nod
One of my friends who had went to the movie with me didn't know the difference between the Bord and a Vulcan, and he still enjoyed the movie. I also went with a ditsy 20 year old alcoholic who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 49 year old welder who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with a 47 year old software engineer who enjoyed the movie. I went to the movie with my 12 year old sister, she also enjoyed the movie.


Two questions.

1)What is a Bord?

2)Assuming the ditzy 20 year old alcoholic who enjoyed the movie wasn't related to you, did you enjoy the ditsy 20 year old alcoholic after the movie?
Smiley: laugh YOUR MOM IS A BORD.



She's my friend, and she's out of my league. I've also known her boyfriend for well over a year.


Edit: **** I can't type today.

Edited, May 8th 2009 11:38am by LobsterJohnson
#55 May 08 2009 at 11:11 AM Rating: Excellent

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She's my friend, and she's out of my league. I've also known her boyfriend for well over a year.


Still not seeing the issue here. Friends come and go. Hit that and its a memory to last forever.
#56 May 08 2009 at 11:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Lady GwynapNud wrote:
Would someone unfamiliar with the genre be able to leap in and understand the story?


Alternate timeline, so the past storyline has been discarded to make room for a bunch of new movies and crappy Enterprise-like TV series.

Edited, May 8th 2009 3:15pm by Shaowstrike
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#57 May 08 2009 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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1)What is a Bord?


Bord = Borg in lobsternese.
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#58 May 08 2009 at 11:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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She's my friend, and she's out of my league. I've also known her boyfriend for well over a year.


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#59 May 08 2009 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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#60 May 08 2009 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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#61 May 08 2009 at 3:53 PM Rating: Good
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I think I've seen all her films...


Star Trek was pretty good. In a "new action flick" kinda way. It is *not* a traditional Trek film though. I'm not sure I was thrilled with the visuals, but then I've never been one for the current technique of putting blur and absurd action movement combined with camera motions (even when CGI!) in order to make things look "fast". You end up not being able to see anything. Unfortunately, that's the trend, so I guess I'll deal with it (harumph!).

The plot was "OK". As a couple people mentioned, this is essentially an alternate timeline, so while the broad events and people are the same, the events surrounding them are different. That way they could write stuff and not worry about the fanbase pulling out obscure references and quibbling about continuity. Of course, that also means that nothing is "real" in the sense of the history of Trek, so if you were looking for a story detailing the early events of the original crew, you're not getting it in this film.


Dunno. It was worth the price of admission, especially since I went with a group of friends. But I wouldn't qualify it as the "best" Trek film, or even in the top 4 or 5.
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#62 May 08 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Is this the hot friend or what you're hitting right now, cuz otherwise:
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#63 May 08 2009 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.
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#65 May 08 2009 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
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#66 May 08 2009 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.
#67 May 08 2009 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.


I'm a few inches shorter then you, we should sumo.
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#68 May 08 2009 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.


I'm a few inches shorter then you, we should sumo.
We should sumo naked, you know... so nobody has an advantage.
#69 May 08 2009 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.


I'm a few inches shorter then you, we should sumo.
We should sumo naked, you know... so nobody has an advantage.


Only if I can cut off your 3rd leg, don't want you to try and club trip me with it.

Edited, May 8th 2009 8:35pm by Shaowstrike
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#70 May 08 2009 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.


I'm a few inches shorter then you, we should sumo.
We should sumo naked, you know... so nobody has an advantage.


Only if I can cut off your 3rd leg, don't want you to try and club trip me with it.

Edited, May 8th 2009 8:35pm by Shaowstrike
I'd be more worried about me trying to stick it inside of you.
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
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LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
LobsterJohnson the Braindead wrote:
Hot friend, she's way outta my league.


Dude you're like 7 ft. tall and weight over 200 lbs., you act like she has a choice.
Man I weigh over 400 pounds, thanks for making me feel thin for about 7 seconds.


I'm a few inches shorter then you, we should sumo.
We should sumo naked, you know... so nobody has an advantage.


Only if I can cut off your 3rd leg, don't want you to try and club trip me with it.

Edited, May 8th 2009 8:35pm by Shaowstrike
I'd be more worried about me trying to stick it inside of you.


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#72 May 08 2009 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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She's my friend, and she's out of my league. I've also known her boyfriend for well over a year.


Protip: You can't have sex with excuses.

Also, no alcoholic is out of your league if you get some good timing.


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If she's taken, I can respect you not trying to **** her.

Otherwise...

******* get on that ***** and pound her the next time she's drunk.
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#74 May 09 2009 at 1:15 AM Rating: Good
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Insurection and Nemesis could have just been regular episodes. Really, just not that good. My favorite ST movie is VI (Undiscovered Country). having said that, the best quotes come fron II and IV.





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#76 May 09 2009 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
I took my son to see it in IMAX yesterday. This movie MUST be seen in IMAX.

Holy ******* ****!!!!
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